Current Events > I had a dream about a weird Avengers sequel.

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Steven Seagal was fighting Peter Dinklage (Tyrion from Game of Thrones). Both of them were d-list Marvel characters whom I'd never heard of, but it was hilarious seeing Tyrion in a competitive fight with Seagal. Seagal was the good guy. Much of Dinklage's attacks were magic based, but Seagal made his punches look real too.

There was also a giant barefoot Amazon who tried to step on the new Captain America -- played by Ryan Reynolds. She looked like Elena from Street Fighter, but with orange skin and a long white ponytail.

The after-the-credits sequence was a replay of the Amazon's attack, but the camera shifted to reveal that Vegeta from the Dragon Ball series had been watching the fight the whole time. In a stereotypically effeminate voice he said, "(Huff.) What a wee-otch!" before casually flying off and leaving the Avengers to fight their own battle. He actually said bitch, but it would've been a censor bypass to spell it out like he'd said it.

I'd love to see Seagal battle Tyrion, but I'm kind of glad that Disney hasn't purchased Dragon Ball yet. <_<