Current Events > worst thing you've ever done while drunk?

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tripped a guy i hated as he was attempting to jump the bonfire (tripped him as he was revving up from like 15+ feet away, though, so nothing happened)

also used to have a bad habit of being really touchy when i first started drinking (but i'm not exactly the ugliest guy in the world, so fortunately nothing bad ever came out of it; i think)

and i think that's it

i'm otherwise a very cheery drunk who doesn't get into trouble
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drank a litre of gin, drove to the pub, got rejected entry, drove back home

Still feel like a piece of shit when I think about it.
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TreyFlowers posted...

drank a litre of gin, drove to the pub, got rejected entry, drove back home

Still feel like a piece of shit when I think about it.

super unpopular opinion incoming, but real talk: dui is completely overrated in how bad it is

some people can do it perfectly fine

others can't

as long as you can recognize which one you are, then you're fine
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disagree
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TreyFlowers posted...

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disagree

... yes, an obvious example of somebody who couldn't

but you wanna know who you never hear about?

people who can

and before people start jumping down my throat, i've never and wouldn't
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Did Molly and treated my friends like absolute shit
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I don't drink anymore, but I was a goofy drunk, and never did anything to hurt myself or anyone else around me.

I guess there's a time when I was drunk in the front seat, and kept throwing up in plastic bags provided to me, and throwing them out the car when I was done (I hate littering).

and with one of the bags, a drop of throw up came back into the car as the wind whipped it away, and hit someone in the back seat. it was only a small drop, but still gross.
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i think the thing with DUI is its a needless risk

like, just get an uber home. then you can't get ripped off by taxi drivers.

it's just not worth the risk
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cavalierking posted...

super unpopular opinion incoming, but real talk: dui is completely overrated in how bad it is

some people can do it perfectly fine

others can't

yeah I might have agreed with this til someone who "could" couldn't anymore and ended up totalling his car with me as the passenger

all it takes is one misstep
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juicebox4 posted...

cavalierking posted...

super unpopular opinion incoming, but real talk: dui is completely overrated in how bad it is

some people can do it perfectly fine

others can't

yeah I might have agreed with this til someone who "could" couldn't anymore and ended up totalling his car with me as the passenger

all it takes is one misstep

This can also happen to someone who is sober.
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Never been drunk as I don't drink.
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Accidentally broke a chair valued at over $10k (was in a historical property). The caretaker had it fixed for free though.
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Pissed on my laptop computer when I was like 19

I fucked my best friend's ex. Never told him.
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probably kicked my bf in the ribs and dragged him on the streets

its a lot funnier than it sounds tbh
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Many many many many years ago, i used to frequent an alternative rock bar called Cherry's Too. Loved the place but drank way too much, and felt ill while the band was playing. I attempted to get to the bathroom in a hurry but was in the middle of a crowd so I wasnt going any where, but my stomach contents did all over a bunch of people. Putting your hand over your mouth and trying to hold in projectile vomit just makes it worse. It rained everywhere.

I left the bar in a hurry and tried to stagger home. I used to take a shortcut through a state cemetery and that is where I rested that night. Too inebriated to get home, I lay on the nice soft cemetery lawn and fell asleep.

I woke up wet, cold and sober on a Sunday morning and never went to that bar again. Its a shame, it was a great place.
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dude stfu about drunk driving. there is no reason to ever get behind the wheel drunk. call an uber, call a friend, fuckin walk. when you start putting other peoples lives at risk for your own selfish shit thats when we aint cool anymore.

and no im not jumping on your throat for an unpopular opinion lol but yeah no dawg.
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Just stupid embarrassing shit, like dancing on a table.

Or having sex way too loud with my family in the house and loudly asking my girlfriend to pee on me >_>.

Never did anything "bad" though. I'm a cheerful, talkative drunk. I've probably driven when I really shouldn't have I guess.
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SSJCAT posted...

and no im not jumping on your throat for an unpopular opinion lol but yeah no dawg.

But that is exactly what you did.
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become a supreme whore. I've even given chicks lapdances while drunk. smh
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Hmm

There was this one thing but I'd rather not

(nobody was harmed, nothing was damaged)
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Never been drunk.

Never even been tipsy.

I have drank alchohol though.
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JlM posted...

Just stupid embarrassing shit, like dancing on a table.

Or having sex way too loud with my family in the house and loudly asking my girlfriend to pee on me >_>.

Never did anything "bad" though. I'm a cheerful, talkative drunk. I've probably driven when I really shouldn't have I guess.

Drunk driving isn't just "stupid embarassing shit"

If you can't keep out of the drivers seat when drunk you shouldn't be drinking at all.
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cavalierking posted...

TreyFlowers posted...

drank a litre of gin, drove to the pub, got rejected entry, drove back home

Still feel like a piece of shit when I think about it.

super unpopular opinion incoming, but real talk: dui is completely overrated in how bad it is

some people can do it perfectly fine

others can't

as long as you can recognize which one you are, then you're fine

It's hilarious that you say this but freak out when someone dares mention a Vietnamese restaurant in a topic about Chinese restaurants.
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Had sex with someone's girlfriend in the bathroom at an engagement party.
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I showed up drunk to a pool party and ended up fucking some random 18-year-old. Nothing illegal, but I was like 26 at the time and she wasn't that good looking lol
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Either puking in the uber on the way home or puking in the theater at my college's movie night. Those were the only two times I puked in public and probably after drinking for that matter but I still feel super embarrassed just thinking about those.
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I verbally lashed out at my friend once back in college. She was super rich, lived in a massive house in a hilltop neighborhood with a view of the ocean and the city skyline, got anything she wanted from her mom (fancy car, went straight into a pricey private art college, we were all allowed to party at her house even though we were underage), and simultaneously acted as if she didnt appreciate any of it. She adopted a raggedy fashion sense to kinda play the part of a street kid, did all sorts of hard drugs, that whole package.

But honestly, I also know she was a sweet person and I wouldnt have been friends with her if she wasnt. But her obliviousness of her situation always grated me.

But anyway, one night we were all drinking at her house for our other friends birthday. At some point, she asked why I always ask for food at my friends houses (fair question, I would often ask my friends if there was anything to munch). I told her its because I didnt normally have well-stocked cabinets at home, and what we did have was always offered to our guests so to me it was a normal thing. But she kinda pressed again, as if she wasnt looking for a real answer but just had something to prove, and I swear to god, she literally said that there was no reason to go hungry because you can always dumpster dive (remember, she fancied herself as some free-wheeling street vegan).

And I lost it. There was no way I was going to listen to Marie Antoinette give me that let them eat cake bullshit. Like, with all her wealth and privilege, to hear this rich kid tell me to eat out of a dumpster.

So I just went off in front of all of our friends, berating her for being spoiled and living a street urchin fantasy, but going pretty brutally far with it, eventually leading to her running out of the room towards her backyard crying. The awkward silence that followed was pretty tense but luckily there were a few of our friends there that were totally on board with me and were just like, fuck yeah dude, lets get another beer.

By the end of the night she apologized to me, and I did the same, but we were definitely never as close after that.
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The Admiral posted...

Had sex with someone's girlfriend in the bathroom at an engagement party.

Charlie Harper is that you
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There was one time I puked under the table at a karaoke bar. Then another time, I closed out the bar with a buddy, ended up blacking out and waking up in the back of some random car a few blocks from where I parked the night before. I can't say for sure, but I assume that drunk me thought that car was mine.

Edit: just to be clear, I'm sure drunk me had no intention of driving. Just needed a place to sleep it off.
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I peed on my curtains while wondering why the toilet seat wouldn't lift up.
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It was a 4 day long binge drinking vacation with some people on a trip to Canada from the US when we were all 19. (Legal drinking age there at the time)

I got drunk, realized I didn't like my girlfriend, hooked up with a friend from our group one night, the next day tried to talk a guy into hitting on my girlfriend and it was okay "because i'm not interested in her anymore"

Only time I ever cheated and I felt like a huge dick when I sobered up.
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Drive.

I'm sorry, but it's the truth.

I have a scar on my ass from falling into something once.
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Last time I got drunk (really drunk) I got into a huge fight with my wife, a 3 hour shouting match, then grabbed my camping gear, stole a canoe, and let the river carry me for a day, and then camped in the middle of nowhere for 2 more days, drinking vodka the whole time. When the vodka ran out, I walked 2 miles to a road, flagged down a car, told them that I had likely been reported missing (I had), and a state trooper drove me home. The owner of the canoe was nice about it, and didn't press charges.

This is why I don't drink.
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...i get so drunk my friends needed to watch me make a fool of myself and take care of me. you know those guys that get so wasted theyre left on the streets? that wouldve been me if not for my friends. like i can drink all night. its just when we move thats the problem. like we all get superdrunk but they can say thats enough for a couple of them but theyll let me drink. we knew the bartenders and theyd let us drink til they close no matter how loud and drunk we were.

when i figured out what they were doing i felt bad. i would have 1or2 drinks after theyre done from then on.

one night i messed up and really really drunk. like on the verge of passing out. i got tunnel vision going and was about to blackout. i think i got drugged tbh.
the thing was this night was i was super horny. my skin felt silky smooth and touch heightened my arousal. my friend's gf takes me to her dorm and she looked very worried. she gives me a drink of water cause my mouth was dry. she tells me everythings gonna be fine.

im getting ready to pass out on her bed then her friend comes in the room. i hear them talk but i cant understand a word. the girl with friend's gf walks up to the bed and sits next to me while i was laid out. she says something about how wasted i am. the talking gave me like a 2nd wind and i was up. i ask her if she knows any place where we can drink and party. she says theres drinks here. i ask her lets go to a place with music and shes down for that. friend gf says no. she physically pulls the girl apart from to separate me from her. tells the girl to leave. girl eye fucks the hell of me. she tells me im bad. im like what. what time is it. its too early to sleep. i take off my shirt and tell her its too hot. she says im in no condition to leave. i was too drunk... and too much. i tell her shes owes me. she knows what she did. so heres where it gets weird...

i think she teases me about why she owes me and we talk like talk flirty and all. we got to know each other better with friend and i kept my distance from her outta bro code. then, i tell her i saw her 1st before her boyfriend. she asks me what that mean. she said something about changes nothing. i said it changes everything. i told her shes too much and said something else equivalent to a dare. she gets in my face and the next thing i know is we are on her bed and shes caressing my body. im kissing her neck and pulling my pants down hard as diamonds. i look at her, shes ready to get plowed into next week. i hesitate going further. she hugs me from behind and asks whats going on. I grab my shirt and put it on then gather myself. like i couldnt tell her but my mind was focused on that i couldnt do it with her because of my friend. a couple minutes go by and she gathers herself to go to her bf's room. that was a friday night-superearly saturday morning.

the following night we were going out in the town again. i was to meet friend and gf in his dorm room. we meet and friend asks me how wild last night was. i go yea got really drunk. his gf pulls me aside and asks me if i remember last night. i play it off like it was nothing. her bf says he needs 30min to get ready. he goes in the shower. shower running... his gf asks me to sit with her on his bed. she starts grabbing my shoulders, goes under my shirt to feel my torso, starts rubbing my thigh, and gropes the F outta me. i reacted like if my cousin groped me, startled and moved away. she tells me i do remember - she likes this.

we got handsy with each over the next months. she liked teasing tf outta me. i tell friend that his gf is freeky weird only for her to tell me what i told him each time. im like wtf.

anyways they broke up months later and we had wild sex. it was just sex with her and i was being used for my body. it was like a volcano every time with her. wow.
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