Current Events > alabama man kept attack squirrel in apartment, fed it meth to keep aggressive

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andel
06/19/19 9:55:31 AM
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https://abc13.com/pets-animals/man-fed-attack-squirrel-meth-to-make-it-aggressive-deputies/5352932/

saw this on the local news and i dont live in alabama
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garlic powder
06/19/19 9:56:23 AM
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New Jersey?
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andel
06/19/19 9:57:31 AM
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garlic powder posted...
New Jersey?


lol i edited the op when i saw i included the state in the topic title
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garlic powder
06/19/19 9:58:36 AM
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andel posted...
garlic powder posted...
New Jersey?


lol i edited the op when i saw i included the state in the topic title


oh I thought that was part of the joke XD
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CableZL
06/19/19 9:58:37 AM
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DarkChozoGhost
06/19/19 9:58:38 AM
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They set it back into the wild
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DrizztLink
06/19/19 9:59:44 AM
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Upon advice of state conservation officials, deputies released the squirrel into a nearby wooded area.

So this is how humanity dies.
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Vicious_Dios
06/19/19 10:00:22 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDGZnGfgZv8" data-time="

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andel
06/19/19 10:55:59 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Upon advice of state conservation officials, deputies released the squirrel into a nearby wooded area.

So this is how humanity dies.


with a whimper
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modena
06/19/19 11:02:20 AM
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"Deputies stated they were unable to safely test the squirrel for meth."
Lmfao...gee ya think.
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DevsBro
06/19/19 11:32:00 AM
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lolwut
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bobtuse
06/19/19 11:53:18 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
They set it back into the wild

Legend of Squirrel: Meth of the Wild
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NeonOctopus
06/19/19 11:55:36 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
They set it back into the wild

That's how legendary pokemon are born.
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andel
06/19/19 12:54:50 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
They set it back into the wild

That's how legendary pokemon are born.


lol
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spudger
06/19/19 1:02:19 PM
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ala fuckin bama
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Rikiaz
06/19/19 1:37:05 PM
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alabama man kept attack squirrel in apartment

Lol thats kinda funny

fed it meth to keep aggressive

Ok, what the fuck.
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eston
06/19/19 1:40:45 PM
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That's weird, when I give my attack squirrel meth all he does is steal my kitchen appliances and attempt to sell them back to me
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CableZL
06/19/19 4:43:37 PM
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Ryven
06/19/19 4:44:44 PM
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Title shouldve started with, 'Florida man moves to Alabama and then....'
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Zikten
06/19/19 4:47:00 PM
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that poor squirrel is out in the woods suffering from withdrawals now
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PBusted
06/21/19 2:06:22 AM
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He should train it to use a lightning rod or a taser so it can shoot electricity
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kingdrake2
06/21/19 3:04:42 AM
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Zikten posted...
that poor squirrel is out in the woods suffering from withdrawals now

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EnragedSlith
06/22/19 8:19:14 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Upon advice of state conservation officials, deputies released the squirrel into a nearby wooded area.

So this is how humanity dies.

Haha holy shit
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BillyKidd
06/22/19 8:29:36 PM
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Follow up to an earlier report, we are getting word that a squirrel is out in the woods eating other squirrel's faces. While we can't say for certain, we believe this is the same attack squirrel released earlier today that was fed meth.
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PBusted
06/24/19 10:37:07 PM
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BillyKidd posted...
Follow up to an earlier report, we are getting word that a squirrel is out in the woods eating other squirrel's faces. While we can't say for certain, we believe this is the same attack squirrel released earlier today that was fed meth.

Patient Zero...
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