Current Events > The lead actor in your favorite movie has been replaced by Terry Crews.

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DrizztLink
07/01/19 1:11:54 AM
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"And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned."

"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. Terry loves poison."

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DirkDiggles
07/01/19 1:16:34 AM
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lol Terry Crews taking Ray Liotta's spot in Goodfellas.
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DrizztLink
07/01/19 1:28:04 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
lol Terry Crews taking Ray Liotta's spot in Goodfellas.

Pretty sure Pesci would still fuck with him.

Joe Pesci gives no fucks.
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slimjimfizzle
07/01/19 1:29:54 AM
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Terry Crews is the poor little white guy
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mach25687
07/01/19 1:31:27 AM
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Terry Crews is Dredd and Judge Dredd.
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au_gold
07/01/19 1:31:30 AM
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Terry Crews hunting down a rogue colonel Marlon Brando. I'm okay with that.
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Godshammer666
07/01/19 1:32:37 AM
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I think Terry Crews would be an awesome Alex Delarge. (Also I think Les Claypool could play the prison warden...)
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Blue_Inigo
07/01/19 1:42:58 AM
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Sooo is Terry Crews replacing Jackie Chan or Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2?
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DrizztLink
07/01/19 1:43:37 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Sooo is Terry Crews replacing Jackie Chan or Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2?

Yes.
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DirkDiggles
07/01/19 1:54:12 AM
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So, if somebody's favorite movie is White Chicks, what happens?
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slimjimfizzle
07/01/19 2:05:45 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
So, if somebody's favorite movie is White Chicks, what happens?

You saying Terry Crews doesn't have the range to play a white chick
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Prestoff
07/01/19 2:06:42 AM
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slimjimfizzle posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
So, if somebody's favorite movie is White Chicks, what happens?

You saying Terry Crews doesn't have the range to play a white chick


Yeah I'm pretty sure Terry Crews can love himself as a White Chick lol
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LockeMonster
07/01/19 2:07:39 AM
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So who turns into him?

Frodo, Aragorn or Gandalf?

I'm cool with all 3.
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gunplagirl
07/01/19 2:08:37 AM
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Terry Crews is already in Idiocracy

...this sounds like a task he's up to
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DrizztLink
07/01/19 2:12:12 AM
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LockeMonster posted...
So who turns into him?

Frodo, Aragorn or Gandalf?

I'm cool with all 3.

Everyone knows the real hero in LotR is Sam.
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008Zulu
07/01/19 2:14:32 AM
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Deadpool loves yogurt.
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Questionmarktarius
07/01/19 2:18:10 AM
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LockeMonster posted...
Frodo, Aragorn or Gandalf?

Sam, obviously.
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slimjimfizzle
07/01/19 2:18:16 AM
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Terry Crews is the Bubble Boy
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Glucian
07/01/19 2:48:24 AM
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Terry Crews in Smokey and the Bandit.
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MICHALECOLE
07/01/19 3:01:41 AM
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Terry crews as the white kid in almost famous

Would make Stillwater way more badass for talking all that shit, thats for sure
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MabusIncarnate
07/01/19 3:06:14 AM
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Terry Crews as Luke Skywalker

I'll take it
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TheMikh
07/01/19 3:07:12 AM
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terry crews as michael corleone just doesn't seem right

crews is too wholesome
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
07/01/19 3:13:25 AM
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Terry Crews as Marty McFly?

Terry LOVES Deloreans!
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Roman Niucumir
07/01/19 3:19:49 AM
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Terry Crews is the Millennium Actress.

I don't know how I feel about this...
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nevershine
07/01/19 3:21:54 AM
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Can terry crews be the dead body in weekend at Bernies?
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TwoDoorPunkCab
07/01/19 3:58:22 AM
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"terry knows kung fu"
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pres_madagascar
07/01/19 4:04:38 AM
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Terry Crews as Corben Dallas in the fifth element?
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AlisLandale
07/01/19 5:46:00 AM
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Terry Crews as Amelie

...acceptable
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008Zulu
07/01/19 8:28:23 AM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Terry Crews as Marty McFly?

Terry LOVES Deloreans!

Biff is gonna make like a tree and get out of here now, Mr McFly, sir.
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DevsBro
07/01/19 8:42:01 AM
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Bob Parr.

This is such an upgrade it's not funny. Terry Crews and Samuel L as Mr. Incredible and Frozone is like the best thing possible. I would buy a ticket just for the burning building scene.
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JlM
07/01/19 9:34:54 AM
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Terry Crews in the roles of Merkin Muffley, Lionel Mandrake AND Dr. Strangelove.

Surely that has to one of the earliest movies to show a black man as president.
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dave_is_slick
07/01/19 9:53:13 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Bob Parr.

This is such an upgrade it's not funny. Terry Crews and Samuel L as Mr. Incredible and Frozone is like the best thing possible. I would buy a ticket just for the burning building scene.

You win. Nothing can top this.
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fusespliff
07/01/19 10:00:48 AM
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So the majority of the cast of Pulp Fiction is now Terry

And you will know my name is Terry when I lay my vengeance upon thee
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gamerman57
07/01/19 10:08:58 AM
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Terry Crews as both Austin Powers and Dr Evil in the first Austin Powers movie? That sounds amazing lol
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Master_Mel
07/01/19 10:10:34 AM
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I can't pick a favorite movie but he would probably be awesome at the T-800 in T2.
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DifferentialEquation
07/01/19 10:12:38 AM
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Terry Crews as Neo in The Matrix
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DevsBro
07/01/19 10:13:44 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Terry Crews as Neo in The Matrix

Whoa
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Master_Mel
07/01/19 10:14:33 AM
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The Passion of the Crews
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Skye Reynolds
07/01/19 10:49:07 AM
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I don't know if I can narrow it down to one single favorite.

Terry Crews as the lead in Die Hard? Great.
Terry Crews as the lead in Raiders of the Lost Ark? Still great.
Terry Crews as the lead in Schindler's List? Um, how do the Nazis not see that he's... moving on.
Terry Crews as the lead in King Kong? Is he playing the producer or the blonde?
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DrizztLink
07/01/19 2:36:09 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Is he playing the producer or the blonde?

'Twas Terry that killed the beast.
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Bad_Mojo
07/01/19 2:38:50 PM
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PatrickMahomes
07/01/19 2:41:51 PM
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Terry abides
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MrNintendo1213
07/01/19 2:43:54 PM
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Terry Crews as Major Marques in The Hateful Eight.
Imagine him talking to the old southern general, telling him about his boy on his knees in the snow, crawling over to Terry's big black dingus. Startin' to see pictures ain't ya.
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Skye Reynolds
07/01/19 10:05:44 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Is he playing the producer or the blonde?

'Twas Terry that killed the beast.


I don't care if they've done a recent Kong remake.
King Kong remake with Terry Crews as Ann Darrow. Right now.

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jjp05c
07/01/19 10:07:22 PM
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So is he Lonestar or Dark Helmet in this fantasy?
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Questionmarktarius
07/01/19 10:08:49 PM
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Terry Crews in Ikiru would just make it even more miserable and depressing.

jjp05c posted...
So is he Lonestar or Dark Helmet in this fantasy?

Both, somehow.
Also Yogurt.
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meralonne
07/01/19 10:17:25 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Terry Crews as Luke Skywalker

I'll take it

Terry Crews as Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader.
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