Current Events > Tons of wasps are getting into my apt. Landlord: "just use raid lol"

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CasualGuy
07/02/19 10:37:07 PM
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I'm moving to a new place the second my lease is up.

I've had to kill 4 or 5 everyday for the past couple weeks. Luckily they are the more docile kind that don't fuck me up just because.
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MabusIncarnate
07/02/19 10:38:09 PM
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Have you tried asking them nicely to stop entering your apartment?
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Behaviorism
07/02/19 10:46:11 PM
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Cover up the windows with plastic. Use a fan to cool off.
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Irony
07/02/19 10:48:33 PM
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Gonna have to burn the place down
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stoltenberg11
07/02/19 10:49:12 PM
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befriend some spiders
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MabusIncarnate
07/02/19 10:50:07 PM
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Find the nest, rip it off the wall, crush it in your fist, and stomp it down the drain.

Who needs a fuckin' landlord, haven't you even played EDF?
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Blue_Inigo
07/02/19 10:50:31 PM
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Put a nest in your landlord's room. See how he feels about it
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Irony
07/02/19 10:52:00 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Find the nest, rip it off the wall, crush it in your fist, and stomp it down the drain.

Who needs a fuckin' landlord, haven't you even played EDF?

Do this except rip it off with your mouth
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KillerKhan420
07/02/19 10:56:50 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Put a nest in your landlord's room. See how he feels about it


If he's on the second floor how's he gonna do that? The managers there should pay for an exterminator, and besides, some wasp can find cracks and stuff in the building to nest in.

The absolute best time to knock them down is when it's raining, you just get a broom, knock that shit down and RUN back inside.
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MabusIncarnate
07/02/19 10:58:21 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Put a nest in your landlord's room. See how he feels about it


If he's on the second floor how's he gonna do that? The managers there should pay for an exterminator, and besides, some wasp can find cracks and stuff in the building to nest in.

The absolute best time to knock them down is when it's raining, you just get a broom, knock that shit down and RUN back inside.

Imagine using a broom and not your mouth like the professionals do
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pauIie
07/02/19 10:59:33 PM
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