Current Events > Ok but what are these presidential candidates promising for us GAMERS!?

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Who's going to step in for us and stop discrimination in its most vile form? Who is going to put the chads in their place and make room for us!?
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Yang gang?
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dat is my quedtion as well friend
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what about the chad gamers?
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Da first kid should lead a campaign to protect gamers from evil like EA
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they are going to deliver higher taxes on e-commerce
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Pokemon Go To The Polls

andrew yang wants to give us 1000 gamer bux a month for free!!!
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https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/bernie-sanders-promises-all-little-brothers-will-get-a-turn-on-the-playstation/

Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders announced his Gaming for All legislative plan, which would provide government-backed equal play time for little brothers across the country.

You have this small, elite group of older children that take up almost eighty percent of the gaming time, Sanders said during his stump speech before New Hampshire swing voters. Game time they have not earned through merit but rather due to an unjust and antiquated system that favors those who were born first.

Detractors, such as The Council of Elder Siblings of America, say that little brothers do not have the talent nor attention span for such a drastic increase, and that, Mr. Sanders dangerous proposal would result in a complete upheaval of a system that works for the majority of brother Americans.

Many Republicans have also gone on the attack after the latest news drop from the Sanders campaign.

Liberals wont like hearing this, but little brothers are all lazy button mashers who are lucky to be given anything by hard-working older brothers, Senate Majority Whip John Thune said during a press conference. Older brothers understand the character development and plot of real games that simply go over the head of their younger counterparts. They, quite frankly, deserve even more gaming time if anything.

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Darmik posted...

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/bernie-sanders-promises-all-little-brothers-will-get-a-turn-on-the-playstation/

Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders announced his Gaming for All legislative plan, which would provide government-backed equal play time for little brothers across the country.

You have this small, elite group of older children that take up almost eighty percent of the gaming time, Sanders said during his stump speech before New Hampshire swing voters. Game time they have not earned through merit but rather due to an unjust and antiquated system that favors those who were born first.

Detractors, such as The Council of Elder Siblings of America, say that little brothers do not have the talent nor attention span for such a drastic increase, and that, Mr. Sanders dangerous proposal would result in a complete upheaval of a system that works for the majority of brother Americans.

Many Republicans have also gone on the attack after the latest news drop from the Sanders campaign.

Liberals wont like hearing this, but little brothers are all lazy button mashers who are lucky to be given anything by hard-working older brothers, Senate Majority Whip John Thune said during a press conference. Older brothers understand the character development and plot of real games that simply go over the head of their younger counterparts. They, quite frankly, deserve even more gaming time if anything.

lmao dats great
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