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OctilIery
07/09/19 11:51:20 PM
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Grabbed a handful, ate them, felt something paperish in there. Pulled out the fucking wrapper. What the literal fuck.
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Yao
07/09/19 11:51:46 PM
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So you had it in your mouth?
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XxKrazyChaosxX
07/09/19 11:52:08 PM
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You won the contest.
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OctilIery
07/09/19 11:52:47 PM
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Yao posted...
So you had it in your mouth?

Yeah. I'm more than a little disgusted
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Yao
07/09/19 11:53:07 PM
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OctilIery posted...
Yao posted...
So you had it in your mouth?

Yeah. I'm more than a little disgusted


It's not that bad
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LordFarquad1312
07/09/19 11:53:22 PM
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Sue the company
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King Rial
07/09/19 11:54:03 PM
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Somebody at the plant fucking loved those chips for you. Be grateful.
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SquirrelyDan
07/09/19 11:54:26 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
You won the contest.

You win a battery of blood tests!

Seriously, that's disgusting.
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Feline_Heart
07/10/19 12:05:16 AM
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Did it taste like HIV?
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Jiek_Fafn
07/10/19 12:08:59 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
You won the contest.

Possibly this. Was it gold?
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Raikuro
07/10/19 12:14:08 AM
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Was it a magnum
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Malcrasternus
07/10/19 12:16:58 AM
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Was it sour cream and onion?

Really sour cream?
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OctilIery
07/10/19 12:21:18 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
You won the contest.

Possibly this. Was it gold?

Purple lol

Malcrasternus posted...
Was it sour cream and onion?

Really sour cream?

It was actually
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ModLogic
07/10/19 12:47:30 AM
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do you not look before you put in mouth?

jeesus hopefully its a clean wrapper lmfao
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Scotty_Rogers
07/10/19 12:50:20 AM
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Get tested
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ThyCorndog
07/10/19 12:52:24 AM
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bet you can't just eat one
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stone
07/10/19 12:53:04 AM
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... you guys are aware the wrapper has no reason to be contaminated, when I use a condom, I don't rub my junk on the wrapper before throwing it away.. If it were the condom itself though, now I'd be worried.

Still is weird as fuck, though.
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TheVipaGTS
07/10/19 12:53:55 AM
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nice
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OctilIery
07/10/19 1:03:36 AM
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stone posted...
... you guys are aware the wrapper has no reason to be contaminated, when I use a condom, I don't rub my junk on the wrapper before throwing it away.. If it were the condom itself though, now I'd be worried.

Still is weird as fuck, though.

Most likely it's fine, but it's still disgusting on so many levels x.x
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ThyCorndog
07/10/19 1:04:31 AM
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the story of how it got there is probably interesting but we'll never know it
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DrizztLink
07/10/19 1:05:20 AM
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OctilIery posted...
stone posted...
... you guys are aware the wrapper has no reason to be contaminated, when I use a condom, I don't rub my junk on the wrapper before throwing it away.. If it were the condom itself though, now I'd be worried.

Still is weird as fuck, though.

Most likely it's fine, but it's still disgusting on so many levels x.x

Yeah, that.

Like clearly dude isn't fucking blowing bubbles with a condom like gum, but it's still a thing he can be upset about.
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Thanatophobic
07/10/19 1:07:23 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eabrae0uPO8" data-time="

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Superlinkbro
07/10/19 5:19:18 PM
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Still not as weird as when my friend told me when we went on a field trip in elementary school and they found a used condom on the bus he was on >_>
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SquantoZ
07/10/19 5:22:45 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
You won the contest.


Suprine, You're Pregnant!
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/10/19 5:31:42 PM
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If this is real then you have a huge lawsuit you can file.
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OctilIery
07/10/19 7:45:11 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
If this is real then you have a huge lawsuit you can file.

I mean, not really. If it was a used condom yest, but it was just the wrapper.
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Hanky_Bannister
07/10/19 7:49:13 PM
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post about it on their twitter feed
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Behaviorism
07/10/19 7:58:54 PM
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Sour Cream and onion
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Questionmarktarius
07/10/19 8:00:32 PM
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King Rial posted...
Somebody at the plant fucking loved those chips for you. Be grateful.

More like, somebody at the plant loved fucking those chips.
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Awesome
07/10/19 8:00:55 PM
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i wonder how companies can verify if things like this are actually real or if its fake so people can try to sue and get money.
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Questionmarktarius
07/10/19 8:02:12 PM
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Awesome posted...
i wonder how companies can verify if things like this are actually real or if its fake so people can try to sue and get money.

See also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRr96lpsw-Y" data-time="
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Hanky_Bannister
07/10/19 8:03:24 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Awesome posted...
i wonder how companies can verify if things like this are actually real or if its fake so people can try to sue and get money.

See also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRr96lpsw-Y" data-time="

oh man Strange Brew is a forgotten classic
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FigureOfSpeech
07/10/19 8:06:32 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Get tested


Why should he get tested? Do you think the dude squeezed his semen out of the condom and into the wrapper before it ended up in the chips?

Edit: looks like stone ninja'd me. Yes it is still disgusting though.
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OctilIery
07/10/19 8:22:53 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
post about it on their twitter feed

I did
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karlpilkington4
07/10/19 8:30:15 PM
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OctilIery posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
post about it on their twitter feed

I did


Link to tweet
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