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smoliske
07/17/19 9:18:49 PM
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kernel? nt goer in topic title
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_Matchabuu_
07/17/19 9:59:24 PM
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kernel????

are you having a stroke
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:00:14 PM
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God I hope so.
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_Matchabuu_
07/17/19 10:06:16 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
God I hope so.


Okay thats way too fucking far
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:10:33 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
God I hope so.


Okay thats way too fucking far


I hope for a lot of things.

You never did acknowledge the fact that your boyfriend threatened me with a knife! Ohhhh guess that's ok. I'm not in there controlling a stroke, but yeahhh it wouldn't sour my day.
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_Matchabuu_
07/17/19 10:21:21 PM
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Please just fucking stop
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SSJGrimReaper
07/17/19 10:22:42 PM
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Not even 10 posts in yet and the topic is already off the rails
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:23:53 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Not even 10 posts in yet and the topic is already off the rails


That's how all her topics go and i'm not even in all of em. She needs to settle down.
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Duncanwii
07/17/19 10:30:15 PM
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Johnney I dont like Smo either but wishing death (because realistically having a stroke in a bathtub is most of the time fatal) is just going over the line.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:34:31 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Johnney I dont like Smo either but wishing death (because realistically having a stroke in a bathtub is most of the time fatal) is just going over the line.


WHOaaaaaa... I didn't WISH death. I hoped it was a stroke as Joe indicated it could have been. Coulda been a brain aneurysm. Those are more dangerous. And I for one, I am glad Joe is there to keep his head above a little bit of water. Plus she's a nurse so the dudes doin fine.
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Duncanwii
07/17/19 10:36:53 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Johnney I dont like Smo either but wishing death (because realistically having a stroke in a bathtub is most of the time fatal) is just going over the line.


WHOaaaaaa... I didn't WISH death. I hoped it was a stroke as Joe indicated it could have been. Coulda been a brain aneurysm. Those are more dangerous. And I for one, I am glad Joe is there to keep his head above a little bit of water. Plus she's a nurse so the dudes doin fine.

Tbh though in the arms of my hot naked gf is quite possibly a top 5 way to die in my book.
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smoliske
07/17/19 10:40:17 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Johnney I dont like Smo either but wishing death (because realistically having a stroke in a bathtub is most of the time fatal) is just going over the line.


WHOaaaaaa... I didn't WISH death. I hoped it was a stroke as Joe indicated it could have been. Coulda been a brain aneurysm. Those are more dangerous. And I for one, I am glad Joe is there to keep his head above a little bit of water. Plus she's a nurse so the dudes doin fine.


maybe you just need to fuck off
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:42:54 PM
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smoliske posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Johnney I dont like Smo either but wishing death (because realistically having a stroke in a bathtub is most of the time fatal) is just going over the line.


WHOaaaaaa... I didn't WISH death. I hoped it was a stroke as Joe indicated it could have been. Coulda been a brain aneurysm. Those are more dangerous. And I for one, I am glad Joe is there to keep his head above a little bit of water. Plus she's a nurse so the dudes doin fine.


maybe you just need to fuck off


Maybe being the operative word here Smoliske.
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Guy_Fieri
07/17/19 10:46:30 PM
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Did you guys make some fart bubbles yet?
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au_gold
07/17/19 10:52:19 PM
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r/ihavesex
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:55:50 PM
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au_gold posted...
r/ihavesex


Seriously... Who makes a topic about hannnnggging out with HIS girlfriend in the bathtub and tellin ME to fuck off? That takes a lot of nerve right there if you ask me.
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PatrickMahomes
07/17/19 10:58:45 PM
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tag
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ThreatMidnight
07/17/19 10:59:47 PM
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I just don't see the point of these topics
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--Zero-
07/17/19 11:01:25 PM
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That's a good sized bath tub. Really awkward knowing your both chilling in the bath together awkwardly on gamefaqs instead of boning.
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Duncanwii
07/17/19 11:01:54 PM
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--Zero- posted...
That's a good sized bath tub. Really awkward knowing your both chilling in the bath together awkwardly on gamefaqs instead of boning.

I mean they're already naked so...
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treewojima
07/17/19 11:02:37 PM
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ThreatMidnight posted...
I just don't see the point of these topics


to troll... until it hits too close to home and one of the two lovebirds has a melty and ragequits
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--Zero-
07/17/19 11:04:16 PM
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Duncan you've never seen a girl naked in person before. Don't talk.
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Duncanwii
07/17/19 11:07:51 PM
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--Zero- posted...
Duncan you've never seen a girl naked in person before. Don't talk.

I've seen my gf naked. Not lately but I have.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 11:13:01 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
--Zero- posted...
Duncan you've never seen a girl naked in person before. Don't talk.

I've seen my gf naked. Not lately but I have.


So is that why you sent pm's to @JimCarrysToe ?
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/17/19 11:14:59 PM
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Maybe I'll send her a picture to give her something good to think about during this.
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Duncanwii
07/17/19 11:19:39 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Duncanwii posted...
--Zero- posted...
Duncan you've never seen a girl naked in person before. Don't talk.

I've seen my gf naked. Not lately but I have.


So is that why you sent pm's to @JimCarrysToe ?

Is @JimCarrysToe my gf? No, she is not.
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/17/19 11:21:58 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
God I hope so.

Lmfao damn dude
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 11:23:44 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
God I hope so.

Lmfao damn dude


He only threatened to stab me once..... so...
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SMW2
07/17/19 11:29:23 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
God I hope so.


Okay thats way too fucking far


I hope for a lot of things.

You never did acknowledge the fact that your boyfriend threatened me with a knife! Ohhhh guess that's ok. I'm not in there controlling a stroke, but yeahhh it wouldn't sour my day.


If internet strangers trigger you this much I cant imagine you have much of a social circle
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/17/19 11:31:35 PM
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@Johnny_Nutcase posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
God I hope so.

Lmfao damn dude

He only threatened to stab me once..... so...

When did that happen? I must have missed it. Not surprising from old smo tbh
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 11:34:01 PM
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SMW2 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
God I hope so.


Okay thats way too fucking far


I hope for a lot of things.

You never did acknowledge the fact that your boyfriend threatened me with a knife! Ohhhh guess that's ok. I'm not in there controlling a stroke, but yeahhh it wouldn't sour my day.


If internet strangers trigger you this much I cant imagine you have much of a social circle


It doesn't. But it only applies here which is why I apply it HERE.

Christ I've been shot at 7 times and rolled a truck 14 times irl.
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 11:47:57 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Duncanwii posted...
--Zero- posted...
Duncan you've never seen a girl naked in person before. Don't talk.

I've seen my gf naked. Not lately but I have.


So is that why you sent pm's to @JimCarrysToe ?

Is @JimCarrysToe my gf? No, she is not.

Which reminds me...
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 11:49:06 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Duncanwii posted...
--Zero- posted...
Duncan you've never seen a girl naked in person before. Don't talk.

I've seen my gf naked. Not lately but I have.


So is that why you sent pm's to @JimCarrysToe ?

Is @JimCarrysToe my gf? No, she is not.

Which reminds me...


Make him a young girl.
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Jiggy101011
07/17/19 11:59:56 PM
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ThreatMidnight posted...
I just don't see the point of these topics


I get the feeling without CE in their lives the relationship wouldnt last.
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JimCarrysToe
07/18/19 12:03:51 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Duncanwii posted...
--Zero- posted...
Duncan you've never seen a girl naked in person before. Don't talk.

I've seen my gf naked. Not lately but I have.


So is that why you sent pm's to @JimCarrysToe ?

Is @JimCarrysToe my gf? No, she is not.

Which reminds me...


Make him a young girl.

What?
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ThreatMidnight
07/18/19 12:04:47 AM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
ThreatMidnight posted...
I just don't see the point of these topics


I get the feeling without CE in their lives the relationship wouldnt last.

I can see that
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Axiom
07/18/19 12:06:57 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Not even 10 posts in yet and the topic is already off the rails

So objective achieved then. Topic is clearly mean to troll
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/18/19 12:10:35 AM
#39:


ThreatMidnight posted...
Jiggy101011 posted...
ThreatMidnight posted...
I just don't see the point of these topics


I get the feeling without CE in their lives the relationship wouldnt last.

I can see that


Where else would Smoliske ANNOUNCE THEIR LOVE!? The closest red light? That would be just fantastic.
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Machete
07/18/19 12:10:58 AM
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Over under on people being all like ">_> you know what I mean like shit posting" I saw that :) but who knows whatever I fistbump both of ya you know where I stand fuck that whatever lol (it's funny what they're gonna follow with)
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CarrieChan
07/18/19 1:00:26 AM
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You are now tracking this topic.
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AwesomeToTheMAX
07/18/19 7:15:26 AM
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Lmao wtf is wrong with that guy
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smoliske
07/18/19 1:23:18 PM
#43:


ThreatMidnight posted...
Jiggy101011 posted...
ThreatMidnight posted...
I just don't see the point of these topics


I get the feeling without CE in their lives the relationship wouldnt last.

I can see that


LOL
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masatofujimoto
07/18/19 1:28:02 PM
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"Oh, yes. This is the perfect time to post on CE"

Pathetic.
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Giant_Aspirin
07/18/19 1:42:18 PM
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ThreatMidnight posted...
I just don't see the point of these topics


attention.
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Balrog0
07/18/19 1:43:10 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
ThreatMidnight posted...
I just don't see the point of these topics


attention.


just make a racially or politicaly charged topic like the rest of us then
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Lost_All_Senses
07/18/19 1:46:03 PM
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Unless you're talking about a Jacuzzi that sounds super uncomfortable and boring. One those things I feel people don't enjoy as much as they enjoy the idea of it. Then again, newer couples do a lot of dumb uncomfortable shit lol.
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MrK3V
07/18/19 1:46:58 PM
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Warned baby.
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smoliske
07/18/19 4:18:31 PM
#49:


masatofujimoto posted...
"Oh, yes. This is the perfect time to post on CE"

Pathetic.


I'm sorry to hear about your gluteal pain, you should get that checked out

Balrog0 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
ThreatMidnight posted...
I just don't see the point of these topics


attention.


just make a racially or politicaly charged topic like the rest of us then


neither of us are alt right shills so no thanks

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Unless you're talking about a Jacuzzi that sounds super uncomfortable and boring. One those things I feel people don't enjoy as much as they enjoy the idea of it. Then again, newer couples do a lot of dumb uncomfortable shit lol.


it's actually not. surprisingly roomy tub for an apartment

MrK3V posted...
Warned baby.


Warned babies need the most attention
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Silver Bearings
07/18/19 4:24:27 PM
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Yawn.
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