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jpenny2
07/19/19 2:11:32 PM
#101:


My bologna has a first name,

*pumps shotgun*

It's O-S-C-A-R.
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 4:07:50 PM
#103:


Shablagoo posted...
BalisticWarri0r posted...
Monkhood posted...
Ho! Ho! Ho!

*pumps shotgun*

Merry Christmas!

When I was in afghanistan we did this night raid on a village. An afghan soldier straight up grabbed this hvt we found, dragged him into the street and said "merry christmas" and shot him in the head. Dude knew like maybe a dozen words in English.

Yeah he got in trouble for that.

Whats an hvt?

High value target.
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 4:08:48 PM
#104:


@DuranOfForcena posted...
You must gather your party before...

*pumps shotgun*

...venturing forth.

Ahh, the Child of Bhaal has awoken.

It is time for more...

*pumps shotgun*

experiments
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viewmaster_pi
07/19/19 4:32:47 PM
#106:


list

chick chick

bbc sluts in gaming
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ThyCorndog
07/19/19 4:33:54 PM
#107:


thank you for this tc
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specialkid8
07/19/19 4:35:27 PM
#108:


Another settlement needs our help

*pumps shotgun*

I'll mark it on your map
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 4:45:38 PM
#109:


DuranOfForcena posted...
DrizztLink posted...
@DuranOfForcena posted...
You must gather your party before...

*pumps shotgun*

...venturing forth.

Ahh, the Child of Bhaal has awoken.

It is time for more...

*pumps shotgun*

experiments

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for....

*pumps shotgun*

...the eyes...

We are all heros. You and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere...

*pumps shotgun*

Rejoice.
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CE_gonna_CE
07/19/19 4:59:45 PM
#110:


Your message was moderated

*pumps shotgun*

By a GameFAQs moderator.
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teepan95
07/19/19 5:06:57 PM
#111:


Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's finally here. Or should I say...

*pumps shotgun*

I am
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 5:10:13 PM
#112:


Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange

*pumps shotgun*

is over.
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Monkhood
07/19/19 5:11:39 PM
#113:


CE_gonna_CE posted...
Your message was moderated

*pumps shotgun*

By a GameFAQs moderator.

lol
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/19/19 5:12:34 PM
#114:


It's not delivery

*pumps shotgun*

it's Digiorno
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FF_Redux
07/19/19 5:12:40 PM
#115:


Monkhood posted...
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Your message was moderated

*pumps shotgun*

By a GameFAQs moderator.

lol

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eggcorn
07/20/19 12:59:56 AM
#117:


RIP

*pumps shotgun*

man fan.
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teepan95
07/20/19 3:14:43 AM
#118:


Avengers!

*pumps shotgun*

assemble
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gunplagirl
07/20/19 3:16:59 AM
#119:


Say some gangstah is dissing your fly girl *pumps shotgun* just give him one of these.
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YourDrunkFather
07/20/19 3:24:09 AM
#120:


A Lannister always

*pumps shotgun*

Pays his debts
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KillingOfSatan
07/20/19 4:48:30 AM
#121:


I found it hard. It's hard to find.

*pumps shotgun*

Oh, well, whatever. Never mind.
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Big_Gold
07/20/19 6:28:28 AM
#122:


Oh

*pumps shotgun*

hi Mark
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KookyCouture
07/20/19 6:45:18 AM
#123:


Be kind

*pumps shotgun*

rewind
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coinstarcad
07/20/19 7:15:12 AM
#124:


The name's MISTER Rabit, and Trix

*pumps shotgun*

are for ME
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/20/19 7:31:05 AM
#125:


I before E

*pumps shotgun*

except after C
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JScriv
07/20/19 8:02:10 AM
#126:


KillingOfSatan posted...
I found it hard. It's hard to find.

*pumps shotgun*

Oh, well, whatever. Never mind.

Heh heh
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Garioshi
07/20/19 8:08:42 AM
#127:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
I before E

*pumps shotgun*

except after C

lmao
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FF_Redux
07/20/19 8:12:46 AM
#128:


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Master_Bass
07/20/19 11:56:10 AM
#130:


She's your sister

*pumps shotgun*

Charlie Brown.
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Monkhood
07/20/19 12:06:28 PM
#132:


404

*pumps shotgun*

Page Not Found
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Talk2DaHand
07/20/19 12:10:15 PM
#133:


I'm here to kick some ass

*pumps shotgun*

where the fuck is my bubblegum?
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Evening_Dragon
07/20/19 12:11:16 PM
#134:


In the heat of high noon!

*pumps shotgun*

In Degastans Deep Valley!
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Tyranthraxus
07/20/19 12:13:49 PM
#135:


It was the best of times

*Pumps shotgun*

It was the worst of times
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CE_gonna_CE
07/20/19 1:15:14 PM
#136:


Ask me

*pumps shotgun*

...anything.
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Monkhood
07/20/19 1:45:07 PM
#137:


Check out this Asian girl

*pumps shotgun*

with a nice ass.
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the_dracolich
07/20/19 1:57:40 PM
#138:


The dog was later

*pumps shotgun*

destroyed.
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Shotgunnova
07/20/19 2:02:23 PM
#139:


Put the bunny

*pumps shotgun*

back in the box.
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jpenny2
07/20/19 2:15:26 PM
#140:


Me fail English?

*pumps shotgun*

That's unpossible.
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Monkhood
07/20/19 2:45:44 PM
#141:


Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say...

*pumps shotgun*

You steam a good ham.
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FF_Redux
07/20/19 3:05:28 PM
#142:


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MasterGakke
07/20/19 3:10:05 PM
#143:


I'm gonna need to pick up this shell

*pumps shotgun*

because I only brought a few
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Banana_Cyanide
07/20/19 5:29:50 PM
#144:


Jesus Christ

*pumps shotgun*

Phrasing!
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Foppe
07/21/19 3:56:59 AM
#145:


Shotgun

*pumps shotgun*

italics
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Monkhood
07/21/19 6:01:11 PM
#146:


If you test me...

*pumps shotgun*

You will fail.
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KookyCouture
07/21/19 6:04:30 PM
#147:


Who

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posted
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stone
07/21/19 10:02:33 PM
#150:


Say hello

*pumps shotgun*

to my little friend
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teepan95
07/22/19 12:14:20 AM
#151:


TC

*pumps shotgun*

you have failed this city
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