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Monkhood
07/22/19 12:18:25 AM
#152:


I'm Commander Shepard

*pumps shotgun*

and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
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coinstarcad
07/22/19 10:56:35 AM
#153:


Boulder man shoots self in foot after forgetting

*pumps shotgun*

gun was loaded
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CE_gonna_CE
07/22/19 3:07:10 PM
#154:


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.

*pumps shotgun*

Prepare to die.
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domranguay
07/22/19 3:16:39 PM
#155:


Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai...

*pumps shotgun*

or else you will die.
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LordMarshal
07/22/19 3:16:52 PM
#156:


Pumps shotgun.

*Pumps shotgun.*

Pumps shotgun.
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There can be only one.
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specialkid8
07/22/19 8:23:53 PM
#157:


By Grabthar's hammer

...

*pumps shotgun*

What a savings
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jpenny2
07/22/19 8:30:25 PM
#158:


My mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates."

*pumps shotgun*

"You never know what you're gonna get."
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Monkhood
07/23/19 12:05:47 AM
#160:


AssultTank posted...
Run Forrest,

*pumps shotgun*

Run.

Good one.
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Banana_Cyanide
07/23/19 7:11:40 AM
#161:


Hippity hoppity

*pumps shotgun*

get off my property.

Hippity hoppity

*pump shotgun*

there is no property.

Hippity hoppity

*pumps shotgun*

this is a robbery.
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_Matchabuu_
07/23/19 11:45:54 PM
#163:


uwu hewwo??? is anyone thewe???
*pumps shotgun*
i need cummies
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uwu
SW-0239-3946-8686
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DevsBro
07/25/19 7:56:49 PM
#164:


Huh?

*pumps shotgun*

What was THAT noise?
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53 LIII 0b110101
p16 0x35
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Turbam
07/25/19 8:02:13 PM
#166:


OwO

*pumps shotgun*

what's this?
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stone
07/25/19 8:04:53 PM
#167:


Pick up

*pumps shotgun*

artist
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
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Alex1976
07/25/19 8:12:16 PM
#168:


You're gonna need

*pumps shotgun*

a bigger boat.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
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Monkhood
07/25/19 8:16:59 PM
#169:


Yippee-ki-yay

*pumps shotgun*

motherfucker.
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KookyCouture
07/26/19 3:00:50 PM
#170:


I have to return

*pumps shotgun*

some video tapes
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Drink up me hearties, yo ho
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PatrickMahomes
07/26/19 3:12:37 PM
#171:


I am

*pumps shotgun*

inevitable
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stone
07/26/19 10:02:12 PM
#172:


C

*pumps shotgun*

final answer
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CE_gonna_CE
07/26/19 10:32:50 PM
#173:


Muppet Babies...

*pumps shotgun*

We make our dreams come true
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Monkhood
07/26/19 10:34:44 PM
#175:


Tits

*pumps shotgun*

or GTFO
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Alex1976
07/26/19 10:35:05 PM
#176:


What we got here is...

*pumps shotgun*

...a failure to communicate.
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When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
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