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ThinkCritically
07/20/19 7:17:31 PM
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He also believed that rich people ought to donate all their wealth or else they'll burn in hell.

His father wasn't even married to his mother.

Why do the Redhats praise this guy?
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MakoReizei
07/20/19 7:19:47 PM
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Heaven has strict immigration laws

Hell has open borders
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SSJGrimReaper
07/20/19 7:21:13 PM
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Shablagoo
07/20/19 7:22:36 PM
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They dont really, they praise a false idol constructed by the wealthy elite, who hates everyone.
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07/20/19 7:23:42 PM
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Evening_Dragon
07/20/19 7:25:15 PM
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Camels fuel can't melt steel needles.
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A_A_Battery
07/20/19 7:29:03 PM
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Dude when Jesus returns hes gonna put all these plebs to the sword. Their blood will run in rivers, and honestly theyll probably just call him the anti-christ in their shock.
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Damn_Underscore
07/20/19 7:29:33 PM
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Somewhat overdone topic idea, but at least it allows for all-new edgy replies
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ThanksUglyGod
07/20/19 7:36:39 PM
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No Jesus was a Caucasian free market capitalist from America's heartland who wanted a secure southern border. Y u tryna start shit?
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MakoReizei
07/20/19 7:37:28 PM
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reminder that charity is not socialism
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PrettyBoyFloyd
07/20/19 7:55:33 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
reminder that charity is not socialism

Exactly
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Machete
07/20/19 8:17:54 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
Heaven has strict immigration laws

Hell has open borders


Hahahaha what a stupid retort.
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GioUrshela
07/20/19 8:20:42 PM
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Jesus got murdered for being like that. Clearly his lesson was to not be like him.
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EverDownward
07/20/19 8:23:30 PM
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Because Jesus is an avatar of the greatest Good, that is why.
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Machete
07/20/19 8:23:52 PM
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GioUrshela posted...
Jesus got murdered for being like that. Clearly his lesson was to not be like him.


Sarcasm or serious point?
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GioUrshela
07/20/19 8:24:33 PM
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Machete posted...
GioUrshela posted...
Jesus got murdered for being like that. Clearly his lesson was to not be like him.


Sarcasm or serious point?

Havent decided yet
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davyheinz
07/20/19 8:24:47 PM
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Jesus is probably the most caring Mexican I have ever heard about. Great guy!
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ThinkCritically
07/20/19 11:39:01 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
reminder that charity is not socialism

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+2%3A44-45%2CActs+4%3A32-35&version=ESV

EverDownward posted...
Because Jesus is an avatar of the greatest Good, that is why.

So socialism approaches the greatest good.
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ViewtifulGrave
07/20/19 11:44:48 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
qJV7tH4

Lol... I almost dropped my phone.
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MakoReizei
07/20/19 11:47:59 PM
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ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
reminder that charity is not socialism

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+2%3A44-45%2CActs+4%3A32-35&version=ESV



that doesn't contradict what I said
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Bloodychess
07/20/19 11:48:11 PM
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Posting in edgy teenager topic
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ThinkCritically
07/20/19 11:58:43 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
reminder that charity is not socialism

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+2%3A44-45%2CActs+4%3A32-35&version=ESV



that doesn't contradict what I said

No, it does, you're just pretending it doesn't so that you don't need to give a proper response or admit you're so completely fucking wrong.
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Rioushu
07/21/19 12:06:16 AM
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hyperpsycho posted...
https://imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp

Never seen that before, that's great
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MakoReizei
07/21/19 12:09:48 AM
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ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
reminder that charity is not socialism

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+2%3A44-45%2CActs+4%3A32-35&version=ESV



that doesn't contradict what I said

No, it does, you're just pretending it doesn't so that you don't need to give a proper response or admit you're so completely fucking wrong.

lol ok
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EverDownward
07/21/19 12:10:17 AM
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ThinkCritically posted...
So socialism approaches the greatest good.

While I'm aware there are indeed Christian socialists, it seems a bit hypocritical to me considering one of the forefathers and all around revered hero of socialism has a quote fondly remembered of him in uttering that religion "is the opium of the masses," a phrase which I sincerely doubt you'd find on the tongue of practically any Christian.

However, I'm not without my own bias. I'm a particular advocate for Friedrich Nietzsche, so I'm something of a hypocrite myself.
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MakoReizei
07/21/19 12:12:58 AM
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okay, where did Jesus say the government should take your stuff at gunpoint?
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MrPeppers
07/21/19 12:13:16 AM
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ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
reminder that charity is not socialism

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+2%3A44-45%2CActs+4%3A32-35&version=ESV



that doesn't contradict what I said

No, it does, you're just pretending it doesn't so that you don't need to give a proper response or admit you're so completely fucking wrong.


Maybe you should ThinkCritically
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/21/19 12:16:16 AM
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Wariodorf posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
reminder that charity is not socialism

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+2%3A44-45%2CActs+4%3A32-35&version=ESV



that doesn't contradict what I said

No, it does, you're just pretending it doesn't so that you don't need to give a proper response or admit you're so completely fucking wrong.

Don't bother. It sounds like he knows fuck all about the Bible or his teachings.

Well hey, at least hes got the holier-than-thou part down. Thats very important to Christians, even those that dont actually understand the teachings of their particular mythology.
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Funkx
07/21/19 12:17:04 AM
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ThinkCritically posted...
He also believed that rich people ought to donate all their wealth or else they'll burn in hell.

His father wasn't even married to his mother.

Why do the Redhats praise this guy?


This isn't even the politics board. Or is this where the -200 karma accounts go to do this stuff with immunity?
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MrPeppers
07/21/19 12:18:43 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Wariodorf posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
MakoReizei posted...
reminder that charity is not socialism

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+2%3A44-45%2CActs+4%3A32-35&version=ESV



that doesn't contradict what I said

No, it does, you're just pretending it doesn't so that you don't need to give a proper response or admit you're so completely fucking wrong.

Don't bother. It sounds like he knows fuck all about the Bible or his teachings.

Well hey, at least hes got the holier-than-thou part down. Thats very important to Christians, even those that dont actually understand the teachings of their particular mythology.


Uh, are we reading the same posts? Y'all the ones acting smug as fuck up in here from the get-go, and the dude literally had two toneless comments.
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Bloodychess
07/21/19 12:21:32 AM
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MrPeppers posted...
Y'all the ones acting smug

Thats usually how these troll topics go
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Reis
07/21/19 12:22:04 AM
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Bloodychess posted...
MrPeppers posted...
Y'all the ones acting smug

Thats usually how these troll topics go

are you pretending that mako doesn't do anything but troll or something
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Bloodychess
07/21/19 12:25:11 AM
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Reis posted...
Bloodychess posted...
MrPeppers posted...
Y'all the ones acting smug

Thats usually how these troll topics go

are you pretending that mako doesn't do anything but troll or something

If that's the only one you're concerned with then you're perfect for this topic
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Reis
07/21/19 12:25:42 AM
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Bloodychess posted...
Reis posted...
Bloodychess posted...
MrPeppers posted...
Y'all the ones acting smug

Thats usually how these troll topics go

are you pretending that mako doesn't do anything but troll or something

If that's the only one you're concerned with then you're perfect for this topic

do you think this negated what I said or something
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Bloodychess
07/21/19 12:26:48 AM
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Reis posted...
Bloodychess posted...
Reis posted...
Bloodychess posted...
MrPeppers posted...
Y'all the ones acting smug

Thats usually how these troll topics go

are you pretending that mako doesn't do anything but troll or something

If that's the only one you're concerned with then you're perfect for this topic

do you think this negated what I said or something

Does pointing out mako before negate what I say or something
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Reis
07/21/19 12:28:05 AM
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Bloodychess posted...
Reis posted...
Bloodychess posted...
Reis posted...
Bloodychess posted...
MrPeppers posted...
Y'all the ones acting smug

Thats usually how these troll topics go

are you pretending that mako doesn't do anything but troll or something

If that's the only one you're concerned with then you're perfect for this topic

do you think this negated what I said or something

Does pointing out mako before negate what I say or something

yes, because the discussion is about how mako is always being deliberately obtuse to avoid actually having to explain any of his stupid posts
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hyperpsycho
07/21/19 12:28:20 AM
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Any and all shitting on Mako is deserved my guy. Edgy topic or not.
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Damn_Underscore
07/21/19 12:28:33 AM
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Wariodorf posted...
He does this in most threads concerning Christianity and government

Reis posted...
are you pretending that mako doesn't do anything but troll or something


Both of these posts: "well he's normally a troll so it's ok that we're trolling"

smh
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On_The_Edge
07/21/19 12:30:18 AM
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Okay, Christian here.

Jesus was a Middle-Eastern brown socialist who believed in open immigration.

Middle eastern, yes
Brown, yes
Socialist? Lmao umm
Open immigration? Uhhhh
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Damn_Underscore
07/21/19 12:38:03 AM
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I think people say Jesus is a socialist based on the verse Paying the Imperial Tax to Caesar

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+22&version=NIV

Which I don't know how you can interpret that as pro-socialist if you actually read the verse, but whatever.
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MakoReizei
07/21/19 12:38:56 AM
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bullying

I haven't been hostile to anyone itt and I'm being attacked and called a troll
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hyperpsycho
07/21/19 12:39:56 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
I think people say Jesus is a socialist based on the verse Paying the Imperial Tax to Caesar

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+22&version=NIV

Which I don't know how you can interpret that as pro-socialist if you actually read the verse, but whatever.

I thought it was the story about the rich man and Lazarus and the rich man who couldn't sell his possessions.
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Damn_Underscore
07/21/19 12:45:10 AM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
I think people say Jesus is a socialist based on the verse Paying the Imperial Tax to Caesar

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+22&version=NIV

Which I don't know how you can interpret that as pro-socialist if you actually read the verse, but whatever.

I thought it was the story about the rich man and Lazarus and the rich man who couldn't sell his possessions.


What does that have to do with the government or economic system though?

That verse is the only one where he commentates on government. There's also the verse when he gets mad that people are selling stuff at the Temple (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+21&version=NIV). Again if you actually read the verse I'm not sure how you can interpret that as him being anti-capitalism.
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Giblet_Enjoyer
07/21/19 12:47:18 AM
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ThinkCritically posted...
He also believed that rich people ought to donate all their wealth or else they'll burn in hell.

His father wasn't even married to his mother.

Why do the Redhats praise this guy?

I always say that if Jesus came back today, most Christians (and all republicans) would call him a commie, a cuck, and/or a pussy
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St0rmFury
07/21/19 12:49:05 AM
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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
He also believed that rich people ought to donate all their wealth or else they'll burn in hell.

His father wasn't even married to his mother.

Why do the Redhats praise this guy?

I always say that if Jesus came back today, most Christians (and all republicans) would call him a commie, a cuck, and/or a pussy

This.
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/21/19 12:52:02 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
bullying

I haven't been hostile to anyone itt and I'm being attacked and called a troll

ITT being the operative phrase. Youve spewed your hatred and ignorance all over similar topics in the past, dont act like its unfair to reference that now.
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Damn_Underscore
07/21/19 1:00:47 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
He also believed that rich people ought to donate all their wealth or else they'll burn in hell.

His father wasn't even married to his mother.

Why do the Redhats praise this guy?

I always say that if Jesus came back today, most Christians (and all republicans) would call him a commie, a cuck, and/or a pussy

This.


People love to say this, but it's simply not true. I don't recall them saying bad things about Doctors Without Borders, for example.

There would be people who call him a false prophet or the Antichrist, but that's a religious thing. And the Bible says that the return of Jesus will be so extraordinary that there probably won't be a question if Jesus is returning, if it is really him.
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MrPeppers
07/21/19 1:04:13 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
ThinkCritically posted...
He also believed that rich people ought to donate all their wealth or else they'll burn in hell.

His father wasn't even married to his mother.

Why do the Redhats praise this guy?

I always say that if Jesus came back today, most Christians (and all republicans) would call him a commie, a cuck, and/or a pussy

This.


I can't tell if you guys actually take pride in that statement or herald it as some epiphany or something.
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