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No_U_L7 07/22/19 12:49:38 AM #1: |
porn star!
girl: ...um....no. my friend is just a college girl, not a porn star...probably just the same name whelp that was an awkward moment... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SMAP- 07/22/19 12:50:22 AM #2: |
Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her.
One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side. That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard. After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove. The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth. Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south. --- sigless user ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0xDEFECADE 07/22/19 12:51:07 AM #3: |
A through D! It happened!
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SauI_Goodman 07/22/19 1:02:12 AM #4: |
why wouldn't she just say "do you know my friend eva?" I've never said to anyone "do you know my friend bob jones?" it's just bob.
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SSJKirby 07/22/19 1:03:57 AM #6: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
why wouldn't she just say "do you know my friend eva?" I've never said to anyone "do you know my friend bob jones?" it's just bob. but then he wouldn't be able to make a joke about a thing that super totes happened --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/22/19 1:07:08 AM #7: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
why wouldn't she just say "do you know my friend eva?" I've never said to anyone "do you know my friend bob jones?" it's just bob. Usually yeah, but it's a "popular girl" thing to use full name. Like they are such a local celebrity and super popular that if you mention her full name theres a 90% chance the person you're talking to will know her --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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