Current Events > that awkward moment when girl you take home to bang thinks you collect urine

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slimjimfizzle posted...

And let me guess she lives in Canada to right

i love canadian girls, but she lives on the east coast

i mean, there's a pic of me right there with the girl...idk what more you guys want. this is what i mean when i say that whenever i post it always ends up being a series of requests for escalating proof. first it was "just a random picture off the internet" then i post a pic of me with the girl and then all of a sudden you guys want pics of me with bowls, etc. eventually someone starts crying that i don't release the videos of this interaction (yes there are videos). i gotta draw the line somewhere. believe it or don't, i don't really care. i lived it, had a good time and that girl was a lot of fun
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I'm sure you had a lot of fun with your hand that night.
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let me guess....Tmaster is still posting blind hate?
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Post a pic of u holding a piece of paper w your username written on it
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TeaMilk posted...

Post a pic of u holding a piece of paper w your username written on it

i've done this before, people still do nothing but cry, because my haircut is slightly different, or i have facial hair, or the lighting is off, etc. i have to censor my eyes for my protection which doesn't help
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No_U_L7 posted...

TeaMilk posted...

Post a pic of u holding a piece of paper w your username written on it

i've done this before, people still do nothing but cry, because my haircut is slightly different, or i have facial hair, or the lighting is off, etc. i have to censor my eyes for my protection which doesn't help

Sounds like your pictures don't actually match up then.
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No_U_L7 posted...

TeaMilk posted...

Post a pic of u holding a piece of paper w your username written on it

i've done this before, people still do nothing but cry, because my haircut is slightly different, or i have facial hair, or the lighting is off, etc. i have to censor my eyes for my protection which doesn't help

Can u post one then? I've never seen one personally
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I'll post myself batwinging my balls if you proove thats you.
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TeaMilk posted...

Can u post one then? I've never seen one personally

i don't have one, i deleted them all. i could take a new one...but why does it matter so much? is it so hard to believe that's me? i constantly post pics of myself with girls...at some point it's just not worth my energy

FuneralFroth posted...

I'll post myself batwinging my balls if you proove thats you.

see above
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How convenient you deleted all your pictures.
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Okay. I'll stop posting. I just feel bad at this point.
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FuneralFroth posted...

Okay. I'll stop posting. I just feel bad at this point.

i'm always open to constructive criticism and discussion

it's when it veers into blind hater territory that it starts to annoy me. people say dumb things like "if you're a pick up artist why aren't you with a girl RIGHT NOW?!" because i don't want to be...it's really just that simple

or how that guy simply couldn't comprehend how a girl can mistake a bowl of yellow liquids as urine for a few seconds and have it become a running gag as we hang out
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TC would you fuck a CEgal
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TeaMilk posted...

TC would you fuck a CEgal

that's a vague question, theoretically yes i guess....i wouldn't not fuck a girl just because she posted here

but i don't really initiate/engage with the girls here and wouldn't put any efforts into meeting up
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Would you fuck a CEman?
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id eat da mess out dat chicken soup, YUM.
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TeaMilk posted...

Would you fuck a CEman?

ew, no

Shablagoo posted...

id eat da mess out dat chicken soup, YUM.

i question what your mother fed you when you were a boy...
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No_U_L7 posted...

TeaMilk posted...

Would you fuck a CEman?

ew, no

Shablagoo posted...

id eat da mess out dat chicken soup, YUM.

i question what your mother fed you when you were a boy...

i slept wif her til i was 5, meaning i straight feasted.
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Since no one asked.. What's the deal with the shoe tree part?
And who the fuck uses a bowl to drink from instead of just re-using a dirty glass or cup?
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stone posted...

Since no one asked.. What's the deal with the shoe tree part?
And who the fuck uses a bowl to drink from instead of just re-using a dirty glass or cup?

Cause nobody believed it
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FuneralFroth posted...

stone posted...

Since no one asked.. What's the deal with the shoe tree part?
And who the fuck uses a bowl to drink from instead of just re-using a dirty glass or cup?

Cause nobody believed it

Makes sense but then again no one ever believes any parts of his stories..
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I asked for him to post a simple pic of him licking a bowl and he couldnt do it cause bullshit
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This story does not make sense. Not even from a bragging perspective.
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No_U_L7 posted...

Kpt_Kapowski posted...

No_U_L7 posted...

just because i have a more interesting life than 95% of people doesn't mean i'm making up stories.

What's interesting about failing as a manipulative creep, not using a bunch of condoms, getting shutdown by virgins, buying shitty obsolete watches, and being a manlet?

LMAO someone sure doesn't sound bitter at all

Correct. No one making fun of your shitty gimmick is bitter.
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LordMarshal posted...

This story does not make sense. Not even from a bragging perspective.

When has his topics ever made sense though? From any perspective?
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Tagged tc as piss drinker and/or liar
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That's definitely an "and" situation.
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So hes saying instead of using dirty cups he used bowls to pee in? Why? Both why not use dirty cups to drink or why did you pee in a bowl and leave it?

Youre having girls over and didnt get rid of the pee bowls and then drank your pee and took a picture of the girl with your pee bowl?

This story has massive holes in logic. And why even post this?
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It looks nothing like orange juice and vodka :/

vocedelmorte posted...

It looks nothing like orange juice and vodka :/

It literally looks like chicken soup and someone finished all but the actual soup. Its in an iconic basic soup bowl as well.
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Lol ok
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-claims he has less than 3 hours daily of free time in another topic.
-claims he's a world class pickup artist with so little free time
-claims he's always taking women home
-claims this woman mistook OJ/Vodka for piss. In a bowl. In a bathroom.
-claims he's got pictures of himself to prove.
-claims this happened 2 years ago.
-claims he's deleted all of his pictures of himself ('cept the one he just posted though, amirite?!) so this is all he's got.

Reminder that OP said he'd fuck a 13 year old if it was legal and he found her attractive.
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I actually drank my own urine da other night on accident. It was a lot clearer dan dis OJ/vodka mix though.
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I just dont get the point
Literally everyone is going "nope" and yet he persists
It's not even like anyone is on the fence, its direct rejection
TC understands rejection, so why does he keep at it?
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The Trent posted...

I just dont get the point
Literally everyone is going "nope" and yet he persists
It's not even like anyone is on the fence, its direct rejection
TC understands rejection, so why does he keep at it?

Maybe he thinks if he gets rejected enough we'll eventually give up and accept him.
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Tmaster148 posted...

The Trent posted...

I just dont get the point
Literally everyone is going "nope" and yet he persists
It's not even like anyone is on the fence, its direct rejection
TC understands rejection, so why does he keep at it?

Maybe he thinks if he gets rejected enough we'll eventually give up and accept him.

Maybe he's like Civilization's Gandhi.. If the rejection goes all the way to the max, it'll loop around to minimum rejection
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Whys it so hard to believe that people have sex CE?
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Turtlebread posted...

Whys it so hard to believe that people have sex CE?

If you've read his topics, it's not about the sex.. It's about how things allegedly go down (and honestly, in most of his stories, he doesn't even get laid anyway)
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The answer is because CE gets none
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I get enough, but I don't feel the need to make topics to brag about any of it. (both the successful and failed attempts)
EDIT: or to make up stories to try to be interesting and then wonder why people don't believe me
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LOL it says there were 22 new posts...but I only see like 5, haters out in full force today
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That's what you get when you ignore everyone who dares not believe your obvious lies.. And with the new quoting system, it also ignores those you don't ignore if they quoted them.
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stone posted...

That's what you get when you ignore everyone who dares not believe your obvious lies.. And with the new quoting system, it also ignores those you don't ignore if they quoted them.

Also he's clearly bothered by people he chose to put on ignore are posting in his topics since he keeps bringing it up.
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Tmaster148 posted...

stone posted...

That's what you get when you ignore everyone who dares not believe your obvious lies.. And with the new quoting system, it also ignores those you don't ignore if they quoted them.

Also he's clearly bothered by people he chose to put on ignore are posting in his topics since he keeps bringing it up.

He BOVIOUSLY likes the attention but can't deal with the criticism
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it feels so good to not have to listen to noise

it's always the same BS, either someone just doesn't read and still claims "it doesn't make sense that she thinks it's pee" when "it doesn't make sense" because she's joking and we're having fun with it

or it's some BS like "if you were a pick up artist you wouldn't be posting on CE", don't tell me how to live my life lol
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No_U_L7 posted...

it's always the same BS

The tl;dr version of his topics, ladies and gentlemen.
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The Trent posted...

I just dont get the point
Literally everyone is going "nope" and yet he persists
It's not even like anyone is on the fence, its direct rejection
TC understands rejection, so why does he keep at it?

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The Trent posted...

The Trent posted...

I just dont get the point
Literally everyone is going "nope" and yet he persists
It's not even like anyone is on the fence, its direct rejection
TC understands rejection, so why does he keep at it?

because ignorance isn't bliss for you guys. just because you don't "believe" doesn't make it any less true
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The Trent posted...

The Trent posted...

I just dont get the point
Literally everyone is going "nope" and yet he persists
It's not even like anyone is on the fence, its direct rejection
TC understands rejection, so why does he keep at it?

I guess in his pick up artist mind, rejection counts as a victory. I know, it makes no sense, but neither do any of his topics.
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Yet the noise still clearly bothers you and it's been like a day. Doesn't sound like you are a person who goes out and picks up chicks and has fun with life if you are still lamenting over things said on CE yesterday.
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