Current Events > ugh so i found a moose in my garage. what do i do?
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mario2000 07/25/19 6:00:23 PM #1: |
it had conveniently trapped itself in a bucket i had in there. so i just put the lid on the bucket
could there be more? i dont even know how it got in... --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Holy_Pumpkin 07/25/19 6:01:12 PM #2: |
do you know how big a fucking moose is? they're like the size of an SUV. sorry he owns your garage now
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treewojima 07/25/19 6:02:25 PM #3: |
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
do you know how big a fucking moose is? they're like the size of an SUV. sorry he owns your garage now maybe it's a baby ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0xDEFECADE 07/25/19 6:03:26 PM #4: |
tell it to find the mouse so you can play your sweet vidjagames on PC masterrace
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Turbam 07/25/19 6:04:01 PM #5: |
Keep him as a pet
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darkprince45 07/25/19 6:05:33 PM #6: |
How fucking Big is your bucket????
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AmericaTheBrave 07/25/19 6:05:37 PM #7: |
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Villain 07/25/19 6:07:27 PM #8: |
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PBusted 07/25/19 6:08:45 PM #9: |
Was it this
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AloofHermit 07/25/19 6:10:50 PM #10: |
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DD Divine 07/25/19 6:16:20 PM #11: |
A moose once bit my sister
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svengeher brother-in-law an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti... --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmidgeIsntBack 07/25/19 6:16:53 PM #12: |
PBusted posted...
Was it this Moose are nature's creepy pasta. --- Audio Theater: For discussion of podcasts, radio, audiobooks, and the like https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 07/25/19 6:18:36 PM #13: |
Is it one moose or is it several meese?
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MabusIncarnate 07/25/19 6:21:42 PM #14: |
In Canada buckets are the size of cars
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bover_87 07/25/19 6:48:29 PM #15: |
intentional typo is intentional
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SiO4 07/25/19 7:08:00 PM #16: |
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AmericaTheBrave 07/25/19 7:09:45 PM #17: |
PBusted posted...
Was it this Sweet Liberty, moose are big. I'm glad we do not have them in America, the greatest country on Earth. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/8tc5P9i.jpg That's America's ass ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PBusted 07/25/19 7:13:59 PM #18: |
AmericaTheBrave posted...
PBusted posted...Was it this lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AmericaTheBrave 07/25/19 7:15:42 PM #19: |
PBusted posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...PBusted posted...Was it this Great, illegal immigrant moose from Canada are here too. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/8tc5P9i.jpg That's America's ass ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 07/25/19 7:26:49 PM #20: |
wait did that guy really back up to look at it?
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SiO4 07/25/19 7:28:48 PM #21: |
AmericaTheBrave posted...
PBusted posted...AmericaTheBrave posted...PBusted posted...Was it this Sensible Chuckle --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smoliske 07/25/19 7:30:30 PM #22: |
thronedfire2 posted...
wait did that guy really back up to look at it? look at the way the tires are moving ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 07/25/19 9:07:32 PM #23: |
smoliske posted...
thronedfire2 posted...wait did that guy really back up to look at it? yeah? the moose isn't walking backwards, so that guy on the other side of the road put it in reverse to get a better look --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Abiz_ 07/25/19 9:09:30 PM #24: |
Shove it into a Hummer then smash it with another Hummer(not those dinky h3 ones either). You don't want those things reproducing. You will never get rid of them.
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DevsBro 07/25/19 9:41:19 PM #25: |
Sell the house.
Burn it if you have to. I would probably just let it out. If more show up, set moose traps. If they're not gone after a few traps (say ten or so), call an exterminator. I had caribou at a previous home, but three or four caribou traps got rid of them. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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