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toyota
07/27/19 5:42:24 AM
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blHMC2M

lol I feel like there are people out there who uniroincally think that this would be a good program
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slimjimfizzle
07/27/19 5:52:51 AM
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My sex fantasies will finally come true!!
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viewmaster_pi
07/27/19 6:09:32 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd
07/27/19 6:12:03 AM
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How many will have a prison tattoo by months end ?
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stone
07/27/19 6:12:49 AM
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Skin color aside.. Why ever would you volunteer for that?
This is real life, not the Hunger Games

"I volunteer as inmate !"
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Chicken
07/27/19 6:15:59 AM
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If they truly want to volunteer in their place they need to be committing the crimes before they do.
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trappedunderice
07/27/19 6:16:42 AM
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The human race ladies and gentleman.
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Kolibri X
07/27/19 6:16:48 AM
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They're gentrifying prisons now.
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R_Jackal
07/27/19 6:18:03 AM
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stone posted...
Skin color aside.. Why ever would you volunteer for that?
This is real life, not the Hunger Games

"I volunteer as inmate !"

I know a few homeless people who would do this in a heartbeat.

Not bad enough people to commit a crime, not one serious enough to get prison time anyway, but would love to get off the street. Especially if the person they were swapping when did something minor/stupid.

Aside from that this is just maximum level white guilt shit here.
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bevan306
07/27/19 6:19:25 AM
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conservatives need to accept that they can never be funny
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knutjob
07/27/19 6:19:41 AM
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its a satire site
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stone
07/27/19 6:20:53 AM
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R_Jackal posted...
stone posted...
Skin color aside.. Why ever would you volunteer for that?
This is real life, not the Hunger Games

"I volunteer as inmate !"

I know a few homeless people who would do this in a heartbeat.

Not bad enough people to commit a crime, not one serious enough to get prison time anyway, but would love to get off the street. Especially if the person they were swapping when did something minor/stupid.

Aside from that this is just maximum level white guilt shit here.

And the program will probably get shut down after less than a day when one of them gets beaten to death in the shower by another inmate for not giving them their dessert.
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stone
07/27/19 6:23:17 AM
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knutjob posted...
its a satire site

You can never tell what's real or not anymore, I'm sure some people would really do this
But yeah, somehow I doubt any prison would agree to that, it would make arresting criminals pointless if anyone could go to prison in their place
"someone killed this guy.. Oh fuck this, let's imprison this random activist and call it a day, they'd have traded places with the real criminal anyway"
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shnangyboos
07/27/19 6:25:54 AM
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stone posted...
knutjob posted...
its a satire site

You can never tell what's real or not anymore, I'm sure some people would really do this
But yeah, somehow I doubt any prison would agree to that, it would make arresting criminals pointless if anyone could go to prison in their place
"someone killed this guy.. Oh fuck this, let's imprison this random activist and call it a day, they'd have traded places with the real criminal anyway"


They wouldn't have the option. You can't just take someone's prison time off their hands.
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Kazi1212
07/27/19 6:32:09 AM
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Im not white but can I volunteer to serve prison time with those fine folks?
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Maze_
07/27/19 6:39:48 AM
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What's to stop a rich person from just paying someone to serve their time for them?
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masterbarf
07/27/19 6:40:09 AM
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If you're not a man of your word, you're not a man.
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knutjob
07/27/19 6:46:53 AM
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stone posted...
knutjob posted...
its a satire site

You can never tell what's real or not anymore, I'm sure some people would really do this
But yeah, somehow I doubt any prison would agree to that, it would make arresting criminals pointless if anyone could go to prison in their place
"someone killed this guy.. Oh fuck this, let's imprison this random activist and call it a day, they'd have traded places with the real criminal anyway"


doesnt help that people spred intentionally misleading nonsense like this
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0xDEFECADE
07/27/19 6:52:47 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
The human race ladies and gentleman.

I want off of this crazy bus
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stone
07/27/19 6:52:51 AM
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knutjob posted...
stone posted...
knutjob posted...
its a satire site

You can never tell what's real or not anymore, I'm sure some people would really do this
But yeah, somehow I doubt any prison would agree to that, it would make arresting criminals pointless if anyone could go to prison in their place
"someone killed this guy.. Oh fuck this, let's imprison this random activist and call it a day, they'd have traded places with the real criminal anyway"


doesnt help that people spred intentionally misleading nonsense like this

That too.. And I didn't fact check on the source either.. In my defense though, it was 6AM and I had just woken up :p
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Lordgold666
07/27/19 7:04:38 AM
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Lol
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yemmy
07/27/19 7:45:37 AM
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maybe I OUGHTA EAT YO CORNBREAD !!!
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mattnd2007
07/27/19 7:46:31 AM
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Lol
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8-bit_Biceps
07/27/19 7:47:25 AM
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It's a satire site

https://npcdaily.com/about/
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Lord_Wombat
07/27/19 7:49:41 AM
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knutjob posted...
its a satire site

It took 11 goddamn posts...
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TheCurseX2
07/27/19 8:14:37 AM
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Liberals are very quick on the uptake.
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knutjob
07/27/19 9:50:01 AM
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stone posted...
knutjob posted...
stone posted...
knutjob posted...
its a satire site

You can never tell what's real or not anymore, I'm sure some people would really do this
But yeah, somehow I doubt any prison would agree to that, it would make arresting criminals pointless if anyone could go to prison in their place
"someone killed this guy.. Oh fuck this, let's imprison this random activist and call it a day, they'd have traded places with the real criminal anyway"


doesnt help that people spred intentionally misleading nonsense like this

That too.. And I didn't fact check on the source either.. In my defense though, it was 6AM and I had just woken up :p


In your defence tc deliberately posted a screenshot instead of a link to make it harder for people to check.
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SapphireTech462
07/27/19 9:50:40 AM
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I guess the Storm Area 51 meme fad is over.
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stone
07/27/19 9:50:45 AM
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knutjob posted...
stone posted...
knutjob posted...
stone posted...
knutjob posted...
its a satire site

You can never tell what's real or not anymore, I'm sure some people would really do this
But yeah, somehow I doubt any prison would agree to that, it would make arresting criminals pointless if anyone could go to prison in their place
"someone killed this guy.. Oh fuck this, let's imprison this random activist and call it a day, they'd have traded places with the real criminal anyway"


doesnt help that people spred intentionally misleading nonsense like this

That too.. And I didn't fact check on the source either.. In my defense though, it was 6AM and I had just woken up :p


In your defence tc deliberately posted a screenshot instead of a link to make it harder for people to check.

That too, and I didn't care to open a new tab to google the "news"
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Perascamin
07/27/19 9:51:24 AM
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Is this an onion article
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Doom_Art
07/27/19 9:51:34 AM
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Rather sad that people actually believed this
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bover_87
07/27/19 9:53:33 AM
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That...doesn't solve the problem but ok
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RickyTheBAWSE
07/27/19 9:54:41 AM
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Donald Trump is president. there's NO reason to believe something like THIS would be beyond humans, either.

nutcases keep winning.
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TheVipaGTS
07/27/19 2:38:14 PM
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is this that amazing conservative humor i've been hearing about?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
07/27/19 2:39:17 PM
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The idea is the whites go on in the place of the blacks so that the blacks can work outside and the prison won't lose labour

W-what? Oh yeah, I'm silly thinking that prison isn't about forced labor.
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