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Amenadeel
08/01/19 9:10:02 PM
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Story time, have a new coworker that I'm casually friendly with and we're currently working together on a project, along with the rest of the team. I knew she was attractive but didn't really care or give it a second thought, just a "oh yeah I guess she's pretty, sure" kinda blas attitude about it.

But then before yesterday some of the bosses and guy coworker were in the smoking room and the boss was leering at her and he's like who is that. The guy coworkers pointed to me as I was passing by and were like ask him and I just mentioned she was a new employee who would be working with us.

But I could see the lust in all the guys' eyes (especially this one boss who was married no less) and I didn't feel comfortable so I kind of ignored the convo and walked away to get back to work.

Here's the problem. Now I can't stop thinking about what they said. Every time I look at her I get uncomfortable because of the way she brushes her hand through her hair all model like and when she walks in those heels I actually turned my neck to see her sashaying her hips as she walked away.

The clincher is when I had a sex dream about her and literally woke up suddenly thinking "oh no" and now I can't go back to sleep.
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St0rmFury
08/01/19 9:10:48 PM
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You know what must be done.
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King Rial
08/01/19 9:14:11 PM
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Watching coworker like:

QGZtHOA
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Jiek_Fafn
08/01/19 9:17:29 PM
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I cant imagine a life where I dont beat it to thoughts of my attractive co workers. Change your ways now, TC. Only frustration lies down that path. Shed your puritanical skin and show the world your freshly molted snake!
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Ricemills
08/01/19 9:18:59 PM
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tell her about it.
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rexcrk
08/01/19 9:28:33 PM
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King Rial posted...
Watching coworker like:

QGZtHOA

Lol the Dean.
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AlisLandale
08/01/19 9:29:20 PM
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CE has to live vicariously through moments like these.

Ask her out
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Trumpo
08/01/19 9:30:44 PM
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Dip your pen in the company ink
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-Unowninator-
08/01/19 9:33:22 PM
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I wish I could give serious advice, but I can't think of anything that would end well. Sorry.
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Amenadeel
08/01/19 11:14:07 PM
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It's alright, just sharing makes me feel a little better, though I still can't get back to sleep.
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Amenadeel
08/03/19 10:59:08 PM
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I'm gonna try to get through next week without crushing on her because even if I did pursue someone out of my league, I know better than to shit where I eat.
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-Unowninator-
08/05/19 3:34:47 PM
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Amenadeel posted...
I'm gonna try to get through next week without crushing on her because even if I did pursue someone out of my league, I know better than to shit where I eat.

And when the week is over?
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Amenadeel
08/06/19 9:59:32 PM
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Honestly I'm over it. I think it was just the sex dream that threw me off and the fact that I was feeling pent up all week.

It's almost scary how lust can change how you think and all it needs is a release.
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Ricemills
08/06/19 11:12:20 PM
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just do it.
don't let your dreams be dreams.
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Amenadeel
08/08/19 8:50:36 PM
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Ugh I wasn't even pursuing her and she said the worst thing you could say to a person.

We were just chatting after taking a break from the project and she's like "something something, I feel like we've gotten really close I consider you like my brother"

What the hell. Not even brother, little brother she said. just because she's 2 years older than me. I'm slightly infuriated.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/08/19 8:54:04 PM
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Amenadeel posted...
Ugh I wasn't even pursuing her and she said the worst thing you could say to a person.

We were just chatting after taking a break from the project and she's like "something something, I feel like we've gotten really close I consider you like my brother"

What the hell. Not even brother, little brother she said. just because she's 2 years older than me. I'm slightly infuriated.


rekt
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Led-Zeppelin
08/08/19 9:03:50 PM
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damn unintentional friendzone that hurts lmao
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Ricemills
08/08/19 9:13:30 PM
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Amenadeel posted...
Ugh I wasn't even pursuing her and she said the worst thing you could say to a person.

We were just chatting after taking a break from the project and she's like "something something, I feel like we've gotten really close I consider you like my brother"

What the hell. Not even brother, little brother she said. just because she's 2 years older than me. I'm slightly infuriated.


well, there's still hope if she's from Alabama.
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slimjimfizzle
08/08/19 9:19:20 PM
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Amenadeel posted...
Ugh I wasn't even pursuing her and she said the worst thing you could say to a person.

We were just chatting after taking a break from the project and she's like "something something, I feel like we've gotten really close I consider you like my brother"

What the hell. Not even brother, little brother she said. just because she's 2 years older than me. I'm slightly infuriated.

Incest is the best put your work sister to the test
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Amenadeel
08/08/19 9:26:13 PM
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That's the one thing that's way worse than being "friend zoned" which I was never bothered by like other guys are
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GameboyTroy
08/08/19 9:50:21 PM
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Amenadeel posted...
Ugh I wasn't even pursuing her and she said the worst thing you could say to a person.

We were just chatting after taking a break from the project and she's like "something something, I feel like we've gotten really close I consider you like my brother"

What the hell. Not even brother, little brother she said. just because she's 2 years older than me. I'm slightly infuriated.

Tell her that you're not her brother.
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NOM
08/08/19 9:52:27 PM
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Just fuck her you pussy
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slimjimfizzle
08/08/19 9:54:33 PM
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Amenadeel posted...
That's the one thing that's way worse than being "friend zoned" which I was never bothered by like other guys are

You know I'm starting to wonder if this sex dream you had was of her getting it from the Chad boss
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