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ThunderMuffin
08/03/19 7:26:50 PM
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Theres a deer in my backyard and Im holding a pear in my hand and this fucker wont take it

how do i get him to approach me
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Axiom
08/03/19 7:31:12 PM
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TC going to learn the hard way you don't fuck with wild deer
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Freddie_Mercury
08/03/19 7:31:19 PM
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Lil_Bit83
08/03/19 7:52:55 PM
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I don't know if deers will even eat pears. Why would you expect it to take it from your hand like a pet? If you wanna feed wildlife I guess you could grow plants that deer eat, around your property.

I'd give you the usual spiel about how you shouldn't feed wildlife because they lose their fear of humans which is bad, and/or they could hurt you. But I feed birds bread, so I've got no room to talk.
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CADE FOSTER
08/03/19 7:53:48 PM
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Buzz Killjoy
08/03/19 7:54:36 PM
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If you want to feed deer you put out a feeder. Then you leave them alone for a while. Then you build a blind and as soon as you catch one slipping, you take him down.
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Lil_Bit83
08/04/19 7:36:12 PM
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They asked how to feed dear, not how to catch supper.
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Lil_Bit83
08/04/19 7:36:37 PM
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I have always wanted to try venison.
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mustachedmystic
08/04/19 7:39:11 PM
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Sound like you're on the right track. But, whatever you do, don't use your penis.
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Touch
08/04/19 7:39:45 PM
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Tranquilize it, then put the pear in it's mouth

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FL81
08/04/19 7:40:20 PM
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Lil_Bit83
08/04/19 7:40:59 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Sound like you're on the right track. But, whatever you do, don't use your penis.


What?
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Ruvan22
08/04/19 7:42:39 PM
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I've heard deer like salt licks? (Large brick shaped salt)
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Lil_Bit83
08/04/19 7:59:04 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
I've heard deer like salt licks? (Large brick shaped salt)


Yeah they do.
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ThunderMuffin
08/04/19 8:03:18 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
Don't feed wild deer

It makes them unafraid of people which means they hang out where people are which leads to more car accidents

its already in my backyard and I live right near a main road.
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mustachedmystic
08/04/19 8:05:03 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
mustachedmystic posted...
Sound like you're on the right track. But, whatever you do, don't use your penis.


What?


Little known fact, deer love the taste of human penis.
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modena
08/04/19 8:05:29 PM
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Toss corn in the same area and eventually you might can hand feed them.unless you just want the meat then just do 50% of that.
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ThunderMuffin
08/04/19 8:32:05 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
ThunderMuffin posted...
Captain_Qwark posted...
Don't feed wild deer

It makes them unafraid of people which means they hang out where people are which leads to more car accidents

its already in my backyard and I live right near a main road.


And it will keep coming back if you or your neighbors feed it

wow you are dumb
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