Current Events > I brought Hannibal Burress on stage last night at the open mic. Did not go well

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goldenBoi45 08/13/19 2:54:00 PM #1:	(80/80) I was hosting the open mic at Red Bar in Wynwood, Miami and it was a particularly rough night. Crowd didn't give a shit. Comics were all bombing. There was only like 5 people left in the crowd. So in walks Hannibal Burress. He's just chilling in the crowd and didn't want to go up. Anyone could see that. But the dude Manny who runs those mics was so thirsty to have Hannibal actually performing at one of his hole in the wall ass mics, he comes up to me and says to bring up Hannibal next. Without Hannibal's permission. Which he did not tell me at the time. So I end up calling Hannibal up to the mic, he comes up there, says "hello". And then "goodbye". Hands the mic back. Clearly didn't wanna go up and was super turned off about being put on the spot like that. Then I'm stuck hosting the show so i cant even go up to him and apologize/explain. Then here come all the thirsty ass nobody comics, all swarming Hannibal, asking for fucking pictures like fanboys. Hannibal Ubers tf out of there. As he should. And that's that. That was my first interaction ever with one of my favorite comics. I am forever the douche bag who called him up at Red Bar. Fucking shoot me --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in! <cite>goldenBoi45 posted [p:926018109] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>(80/80) I was hosting the open mic at Red Bar in Wynwood, Miami and it was a particularly rough night. Crowd didn't give a shit. Comics were all bombing. There was only like 5 people left in the crowd. So in walks Hannibal Burress. He's just chilling in the crowd and didn't want to go up. Anyone could see that. But the dude Manny who runs those mics was so thirsty to have Hannibal actually performing at one of his hole in the wall ass mics, he comes up to me and says to bring up Hannibal next. Without Hannibal's permission. Which he did not tell me at the time. So I end up calling Hannibal up to the mic, he comes up there, says "hello". And then "goodbye". Hands the mic back. Clearly didn't wanna go up and was super turned off about being put on the spot like that. Then I'm stuck hosting the show so i cant even go up to him and apologize/explain. Then here come all the thirsty ass nobody comics, all swarming Hannibal, asking for fucking pictures like fanboys. Hannibal Ubers tf out of there. As he should. And that's that. That was my first interaction ever with one of my favorite comics. I am forever the douche bag who called him up at Red Bar. Fucking shoot me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 08/13/19 2:55:14 PM #2:	Its gonna get worse...hes gonna mention this in one of his next standup appearances --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:926018157] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>Its gonna get worse...hes gonna mention this in one of his next standup appearances </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/13/19 3:00:03 PM #3:	--- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://imgur.com/BLrKxEd https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:926018334] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 08/13/19 3:01:09 PM #4:	oh noes --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:926018378] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>oh noes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pauIie 08/13/19 3:01:49 PM #6:	he hasn't been good lately --- https://imgur.com/O5APL http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:926018410] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>he hasn't been good lately</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/13/19 3:02:11 PM #7:	If you tweet at him he might respond tbh --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:926018419] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>If you tweet at him he might respond tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquantoZ 08/13/19 3:03:03 PM #9:	He's no Chappelle --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:926018456] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>He's no Chappelle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/13/19 3:03:04 PM #10:	:( I would be devastated if I was in that position. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>Machete posted [p:926018457] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>:( I would be devastated if I was in that position.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 08/13/19 3:03:16 PM #11:	goldenBoi45 posted... Crowd didn't give a shit. Yeah, what's up with the Miami crowds at comedy clubs? I've been to shows there twice and the crowds were terrible both times. They acted like watching comedy was a chore or something. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:926018467] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>goldenBoi45 posted... </cite> <quote>Crowd didn't give a shit.</quote> Yeah, what's up with the Miami crowds at comedy clubs? I've been to shows there twice and the crowds were terrible both times. They acted like watching comedy was a chore or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 08/13/19 3:04:10 PM #12:	At least it wasn't Eric Andre. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:926018504] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>At least it wasn't Eric Andre.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 08/13/19 3:06:10 PM #13:	The Admiral posted... goldenBoi45 posted... Crowd didn't give a shit. Yeah, what's up with the Miami crowds at comedy clubs? I've been to shows there twice and the crowds were terrible both times. They acted like watching comedy was a chore of something. Its Florida... --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:926018589] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>goldenBoi45 posted... </cite> <quote>Crowd didn't give a shit.</quote> Yeah, what's up with the Miami crowds at comedy clubs? I've been to shows there twice and the crowds were terrible both times. They acted like watching comedy was a chore of something. </quote> Its Florida...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
goldenBoi45 08/14/19 9:37:57 AM #14:	The Admiral posted... goldenBoi45 posted... Crowd didn't give a shit. Yeah, what's up with the Miami crowds at comedy clubs? I've been to shows there twice and the crowds were terrible both times. They acted like watching comedy was a chore or something. Yeah you get crowds like that pretty often. Just part of the struggle down here tbh --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in! <cite>goldenBoi45 posted [p:926050678] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>goldenBoi45 posted... </cite> <quote>Crowd didn't give a shit.</quote> Yeah, what's up with the Miami crowds at comedy clubs? I've been to shows there twice and the crowds were terrible both times. They acted like watching comedy was a chore or something. </quote> Yeah you get crowds like that pretty often. Just part of the struggle down here tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
goldenBoi45 08/14/19 9:41:18 AM #15:	Future_Trunks posted... Lmao wtf wow go email him to explain or DM him I DM'd him on instagram but he no read it On a side note, this white chick messaged him too just saying "thanks for coming by" and they ended up messaging back n forth for a bit. So I know he checks his DMs --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in! <cite>goldenBoi45 posted [p:926050773] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>Future_Trunks posted...</cite> <quote>Lmao wtf wow go email him to explain or DM him</quote> I DM'd him on instagram but he no read it On a side note, this white chick messaged him too just saying "thanks for coming by" and they ended up messaging back n forth for a bit. So I know he checks his DMs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaccharineSmile 08/14/19 9:45:32 AM #16:	Ah that sucks dude! --- Sent from my IPhone X <cite>SaccharineSmile posted [p:926050897] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>Ah that sucks dude!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
codey 08/14/19 9:46:15 AM #17:	Yeah, I've never heard anything positive about Miami comedy show crowds. --- *runs out of topic naked* <cite>codey posted [p:926050923] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I've never heard anything positive about Miami comedy show crowds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBKick18 08/14/19 9:50:34 AM #18:	goldenBoi45 posted... Future_Trunks posted... Lmao wtf wow go email him to explain or DM him I DM'd him on instagram but he no read it On a side note, this white chick messaged him too just saying "thanks for coming by" and they ended up messaging back n forth for a bit. So I know he checks his DMs Hannibal's a thirsty mfer tho. M girlfriend's best friend ran into him in Las Vegas and he was drunk af hitting on her and trying to get her to his hotel room. He even pulled on her belt. --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. <cite>HBKick18 posted [p:926051053] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>goldenBoi45 posted...</cite> <quote>Future_Trunks posted...</cite> <quote>Lmao wtf wow go email him to explain or DM him</quote> I DM'd him on instagram but he no read it On a side note, this white chick messaged him too just saying "thanks for coming by" and they ended up messaging back n forth for a bit. So I know he checks his DMs </quote> Hannibal's a thirsty mfer tho. M girlfriend's best friend ran into him in Las Vegas and he was drunk af hitting on her and trying to get her to his hotel room. He even pulled on her belt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/14/19 9:52:06 AM #19:	goldenBoi45 posted... Future_Trunks posted... Lmao wtf wow go email him to explain or DM him I DM'd him on instagram but he no read it On a side note, this white chick messaged him too just saying "thanks for coming by" and they ended up messaging back n forth for a bit. So I know he checks his DMs Plot twist it was Eric Andre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q" data-time=" --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://imgur.com/BLrKxEd https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:926051105] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>goldenBoi45 posted...</cite> <quote>Future_Trunks posted...</cite> <quote>Lmao wtf wow go email him to explain or DM him</quote> I DM'd him on instagram but he no read it On a side note, this white chick messaged him too just saying "thanks for coming by" and they ended up messaging back n forth for a bit. So I know he checks his DMs </quote> Plot twist it was Eric Andre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/14/19 10:24:50 AM #20:	Jagr_68 posted... goldenBoi45 posted... Future_Trunks posted... Lmao wtf wow go email him to explain or DM him I DM'd him on instagram but he no read it ?? On a side note, this white chick messaged him too just saying "thanks for coming by" and they ended up messaging back n forth for a bit. So I know he checks his DMs ?? Plot twist it was Eric Andre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q" data-time=" Lol I've seen that before. Great video :) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>Machete posted [p:926052212] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>Jagr_68 posted...</cite> <quote>goldenBoi45 posted...</cite> <quote>Future_Trunks posted...</cite> <quote>Lmao wtf wow go email him to explain or DM him</quote> I DM'd him on instagram but he no read it ?? On a side note, this white chick messaged him too just saying "thanks for coming by" and they ended up messaging back n forth for a bit. So I know he checks his DMs ??</quote> Plot twist it was Eric Andre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q" data-time="</quote> Lol I've seen that before. Great video :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 08/14/19 10:35:24 AM #21:	Hannibal Buress is my second favorite fuckup comic, right after Joey Diaz --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070ti, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:926052553] in I brought ... [t:77936465]...</cite> <quote>Hannibal Buress is my second favorite fuckup comic, right after Joey Diaz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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