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Maze_
08/14/19 6:49:51 AM
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Let's get the obvious out of the way from the movies:

1. Memory erasing kiss.
2. Rewinding time by flying around the planet.
3. Wall restoring vision.

Other one I can think of was the Animated Series were they said Superman can create identical copies of everyone in the world's voice and he runs around pretending to be Batman.

So what does the more comic savvy CE have to add:

1. Memory erasing kiss.
2. Rewinding time by flying around the planet.
3. Wall restoring vision.
4. Ability to imitate anyone's voice
5.
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SuperShake666
08/14/19 6:53:53 AM
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He vibrates his face so his features are blurry in photos, making it impossible to compare Clark Kent and Superman side by side.
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Foppe
08/14/19 6:59:11 AM
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Are we including the Golden Age power of the week crap?
He once learned to shoot miniature Superman from his hand.
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bknight
08/14/19 7:08:41 AM
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Once used a super sperm to defeat Darkseid, from the inside, only place he was vulnerable.
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Foppe
08/14/19 7:55:48 AM
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He got a brickbuilding eye beam that rebuilt the great wall of China in seconds.
He got superdancing, which allows him to produce secret shockwaves that dstroys nearby explosives.
He got super-weaving which allows him to transform silk thrads into a modern bridal dress.
He can arrange his face to look like somebody else, including alien races.
Before called id existed, he could use his telepathic powers on his phone to see who called him.
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Ricemills
08/14/19 8:00:55 AM
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Super-Imagination and Super-Hunch.
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user78
08/14/19 8:04:50 AM
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Super-Ventriloquism, he could make his voice appear from anywhere, and he could mimic any voice he had ever heard.
Even his dog Krypto could do it.
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pegusus123456
08/14/19 8:06:48 AM
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user78 posted...
Super-Ventriloquism, he could make his voice appear from anywhere, and he could mimic any voice he had ever heard.
Even his dog Krypto could do it.

This one I think he kept in modern times.

At the very least, he's able to perfectly mimic Batman and Robin in the DCAU using "precise muscle control."
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DevsBro
08/14/19 8:11:35 AM
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Super banjo playing
Super... Uh... This:

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008Zulu
08/14/19 8:11:35 AM
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I remember in Superman 2 (movie), he could teleport, and create illusionary duplicates. And that weird growing emblem web power.
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UnfairRepresent
08/14/19 8:18:34 AM
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008Zulu posted...
And that weird growing emblem web power.

The fuck was thst even about

it didn't even stop the bad guy it just irritated him
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DevsBro
08/14/19 8:21:09 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
008Zulu posted...
And that weird growing emblem web power.

The fuck was thst even about

it didn't even stop the bad guy it just irritated him

He was basically spanking Zod for having bad manners.
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darkjedilink
08/14/19 8:25:19 AM
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In Final Crisis, it was revealed he has the ability to gain any superpower imaginable, if the situation required.
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AlisLandale
08/14/19 8:29:14 AM
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A few years ago they randomly added the solar flare, which is basically a self-destruct move that uses up all his power and requires a sun recharge afterwards lol
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Maze_
08/15/19 8:05:17 AM
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Foppe posted...
Are we including

yes
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IHeartRadiation
08/15/19 8:48:37 AM
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It makes sense considering his powers is to be "super" but there is that whole "microscopic vision" that he somehow uses with heat & X-Ray vision to perform brain surgery.

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TheDrivingForce
08/15/19 8:51:55 AM
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Coming back from death.

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DevsBro
08/15/19 9:01:53 AM
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TheDrivingForce posted...
Coming back from death.

I dunno how much that really had to do with him being Superman though. He did recover via solar power but this was after he had already been revived. The actual reason he got revived was because Pa Kent talked him out of the "head toward the light" approximation.
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Knowledge_King
08/15/19 9:02:30 AM
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New Supes doesn't do that anymore but old Supes? I know he baked a Super Cake.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/15/19 9:18:26 AM
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Silver age had a lot. I like super ventriloquism
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