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Kimbos_Egg
08/14/19 4:31:28 PM
#1:


"Oi mate, you got the time?"

The chef then punched through a giant bag of seasoning with his bare hands, turned to the guy and said "i've got nothing but thyme on my hands."

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WastelandCowboy
08/14/19 4:33:27 PM
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This is just the right amount of spice PotD needs right now.
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Mead
08/14/19 4:44:44 PM
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Hes got too much

snap snap

Thyme on his hands

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SunWuKung420
08/14/19 4:56:37 PM
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"How fast can you cho..."
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wolfy42
08/14/19 4:59:52 PM
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A man walked into a bookstore and the clerk noticed him and called "Hey that book you had ordered came in!!!"

The man exclaimed "It's about thyme!!"

And the clerk responded "Yep, thats the one!"
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EvilMegas
08/14/19 5:06:17 PM
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That's not a lion that's a giraffe

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SilentSeph
08/14/19 5:44:18 PM
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Unfortunately the seasoning covered the chef's hips which he had to clean up. It was a big waist of thyme.
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Kimbos_Egg
08/15/19 4:46:46 AM
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Olld-Onne
08/15/19 12:09:49 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
Unfortunately the seasoning covered the chef's hips which he had to clean up. It was a big waist of thyme.

? :)
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SilentSeph
08/15/19 5:03:22 PM
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Olld-Onne posted...
SilentSeph posted...
Unfortunately the seasoning covered the chef's hips which he had to clean up. It was a big waist of thyme.

? :)

It's spelled correctly. The thyme covered the chef's hips and waist area, so it's a waste of time for him to clean his waist of thyme.
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Olld-Onne
08/17/19 9:53:00 AM
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SilentSeph posted...
Olld-Onne posted...
SilentSeph posted...
Unfortunately the seasoning covered the chef's hips which he had to clean up. It was a big waist of thyme.

? :)

It's spelled correctly. The thyme covered the chef's hips and waist area, so it's a waste of time for him to clean his waist of thyme.

When you think about it it's more weird than funny if that's what you meant. Glue perhaps. :)
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EvilMegas
08/17/19 11:32:17 AM
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Way to murder the topic

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