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FortuneCookie
08/17/19 4:35:45 PM
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* Colossus gets overpowered in a fight with Draxus. Wolverine buries his blades deep into Draxus's shoulder to try and save his friend from defeat, but gets blasted away by Rocket Raccoon. The next scene has Draxus tending to the 12" deep cuts like they're a minor wound.

* Rogue attempts to steal Captain Marvel's powers (in a scene framed exactly like the flashback from the X-Men cartoon), but is easily shrugged off.

* Magneto and his Brotherhood of Mutants challenge the Avengers and are defeated in the cold open of an Avengers movie. Hulk nonchalantly utters, "bad kitty," after throwing Sabertooth through a department store window.

* The Skrull invade Africa. Storm uses her lightning powers against a Skrull warrior, but is defeated. Black Panther comes in and defeats the Skrull warrior with no apparent difficulty or special powers.
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UnfairRepresent
08/17/19 8:39:32 PM
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Has Sabertooth ever won a fight?
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inloveanddeath0
08/17/19 8:47:00 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Has Sabertooth ever won a fight?
In X-Men origins wolverine yes

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ThanksUglyGod
08/17/19 8:56:23 PM
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I'd be devastated.
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DrizztLink
08/17/19 8:57:47 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Rogue attempts to steal Captain Marvel's powers (in a scene framed exactly like the flashback from the X-Men cartoon), but is easily shrugged off.
Seeing as she's powered by an Infinity Stone in this universe I could see it, or her getting overwhelmed.

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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
08/17/19 9:07:40 PM
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ThanksUglyGod posted...
I'd be devastated.


This but not surprised. Can't wait to learn how Tony Stark invented mutants.
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FortuneCookie
08/17/19 10:20:32 PM
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I honestly wouldn't put it past Disney since, outside of their own lineup, the X-Men movies have been the strongest ongoing force in superhero cinema.

<_<
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Zack_Attackv1
08/17/19 10:22:19 PM
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Not even Disney can fuck up this bad.

*looks at Star Wars*

Son of a bitch.
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AlisLandale
08/17/19 10:25:45 PM
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
ThanksUglyGod posted...
I'd be devastated.


This but not surprised. Can't wait to learn how Tony Stark invented mutants.


Some say the best weapon is one you never have to fire.

I say the best weapon is one that you can fire out of your eye sockets.

Thats the way dad did it. Thats the way America does it. And its worked out pretty well so far
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