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St0rmFury
08/18/19 10:21:06 PM
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UncomfortableScratchyIberianchiffchaff-mobile.mp4

He'll feel it in the morning.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/18/19 10:22:55 PM
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Holy shit.
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Manocheese
08/18/19 10:23:42 PM
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RIP Man hit
Died at the crosswalk flipped up to 97 times in the air
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/18/19 10:27:48 PM
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Of course he was Mr. Important on his phone. Should have learned a lesson with at least a shattered asshole.
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Christian RULES
08/18/19 10:28:56 PM
#6:


Manocheese posted...
RIP Man hit
Died at the crosswalk flipped up to 97 times in the air


ROFLLLL
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Tryhaptaward
08/18/19 10:34:25 PM
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He might be dead from internal bleeding
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MadDewg
08/18/19 10:37:16 PM
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Damnnnnn I know those knees is hurtin'. His whole ass is probably singing to him right now.
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fjb
08/18/19 10:39:10 PM
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Fucking Christ, I'd imagine it's the adrenaline that allowed him to get up like it was nothing. Dudes was in probably serious pain 2 minutes after this. Or he really did just get lucky as fuck lol

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CasualGuy
08/18/19 10:40:22 PM
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His knee is probably fucked from landing on it but his head seemed to avoid all the damage
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Tired-Insomniac
08/18/19 10:41:24 PM
#11:


Manocheese posted...
RIP Man hit
Died at the crosswalk flipped up to 97 times in the air


One of the first ones to make me legitimately lol in years
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-Unowninator-
08/18/19 10:42:00 PM
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Damn, he went flying like a Smash Bro.
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LordFarquad1312
08/18/19 10:42:40 PM
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So many things of notice in the video.

Dude's to busy on his phone to notice the car. Of course he goes when the cars have the green light, after he gets hit, he walks away as if he was slighltly bothered. HOWEVER, he was so busy on his phone before, but after the hit he doesn't even try to look for it. HOWEVER-EVER, apparently he broke the car's windshield, and the owner doesn't even seem to care.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/18/19 10:43:39 PM
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Watching it back, I looked at that lady that pointed out what was about to happen.... THEN she runs like hell like she suddenly got the shits.
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AsucaHayashi
08/18/19 10:44:35 PM
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people saying he avoided a hit to the head, i'm pretty sure that's what cracked the windshield xd
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The-Apostle
08/18/19 10:47:41 PM
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I almost got hit by a car yesterday but I wasn't on the phone and it was a parking lot. Car was stopped so I crossed in its path not knowing the driver wasn't paying attention (couldn't see his face because of the sun) and put the car in motion. I got out of the way though. >_>
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Killmonger
08/18/19 11:10:36 PM
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Saints Row.
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thronedfire2
08/18/19 11:12:18 PM
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the fact that there's a phone ringing in the background has me dying laughing because I like to imagine the guy is calling the person recording this to say "hey I'll be right there"
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DarkRoast
08/18/19 11:16:08 PM
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"I don't have time for this"

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yunalenne10
08/18/19 11:20:53 PM
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At least, he didn't go back on the street to pick up his phone.
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SpiralDrift
08/20/19 11:31:13 AM
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It's really hard to feel bad for someone who didn't look both ways. He didn't even look one way, ffs.

He took it like a GTA NPC though.
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Unsugarized_Foo
08/20/19 11:31:35 AM
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Man gets hit by a double decker bus that's out of control, just walks into pub like nothing happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTNlwBzgZQ8" data-time="


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JlM
08/20/19 11:35:29 AM
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Expected Russia.
Got Russia.
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The Admiral
08/20/19 11:37:47 AM
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He didn't even retrieve his cell phone.

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BobanMarjanovic
08/20/19 11:40:10 AM
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He's probably got some injuries he's just in shock
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SquantoZ
08/20/19 11:40:59 AM
#27:


Manocheese posted...
RIP Man hit
Died at the crosswalk flipped up to 97 times in the air


lmao

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Dark_SilverX
08/20/19 11:45:43 AM
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The Admiral posted...
He didn't even retrieve his cell phone.

That smack made him forget where he was and what he was doing that exact moment.
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berlyman101
08/20/19 11:49:47 AM
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This happened to me a couple weeks ago

Well... I wasn't as dumb as him and I didn't fly in the air but I walked it off after talking to the driver. I think I have bone bruises in my knee and forearm.
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SpiralDrift
08/20/19 11:50:18 AM
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The cat gifs will just have to wait until he receives medical attention.
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Ilishe
08/20/19 12:32:30 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Of course he goes when the cars have the green light,


Now I don't wanna just call you out for being inattentive here but I'm 99% sure you got it wrong. That's a roundabout. Roundabouts do not have semaphore towers.
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nevershine
08/20/19 12:47:40 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXaUgW38kgk" data-time="


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spanky1
08/20/19 1:01:01 PM
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nevershine posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXaUgW38kgk" data-time="


Wtf that's gotta be fake right? I dont mean the mario edit of course I mean the original stunt.
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SuperExcitebike
08/20/19 1:29:30 PM
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Shoes stayed on his feet, so he'll be fine
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LordFarquad1312
08/20/19 7:33:19 PM
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Ilishe posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Of course he goes when the cars have the green light,


Now I don't wanna just call you out for being inattentive here but I'm 99% sure you got it wrong. That's a roundabout. Roundabouts do not have semaphore towers.

You can see the green light on the right of the screen. Now, I don't know about the car that hit him, but he shouldn't have crossed the street regardless.
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thronedfire2
08/20/19 7:35:24 PM
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Yeah it was a green light. If he went a couple seconds later that bus woulda hit him
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IHeartRadiation
08/20/19 7:36:53 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
He'll feel it in the morning.
Probably not if it damaged his organs and killed him later on but let's not worry about that.

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Questionmarktarius
08/20/19 7:38:58 PM
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What was blurred out in the lower middle, and why?
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codey
08/22/19 1:30:22 PM
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I was NOT expecting him to fly like that
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rodu_jr
08/22/19 1:37:01 PM
#42:


wonder if he even knew where or when he was after he got up
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shnangyboos
08/22/19 1:51:36 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
What was blurred out in the lower middle, and why?


I think it's his spit hitting the camera.

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Exeggcute
08/22/19 1:56:26 PM
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The fact that he was able to get up and walk away so quickly is amazing. 4 second mark he's smashing into a windshield then 8 second mark he's up and walking away.
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El Mexicano Texano
08/22/19 2:01:46 PM
#45:


Manocheese posted...
RIP Man hit
Died at the crosswalk flipped up to 97 times in the air


Ok this was a good one

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kingdrake2
08/22/19 2:06:05 PM
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his phone likely broke anyway. it was for the best he can buy another.
this is why pokemon go always gives a warning to pay attention to your surroundings at all times especially when it means crossing the road.
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Behaviorism
08/23/19 11:10:43 PM
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Lol at the women running away

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__aCEr__
08/25/19 5:12:10 PM
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He's on a phone so at least there is a reason he did something so stupid. What excuse do the people who decided to follow him into the street and nearly get crushed by the bus have?
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SapphireTech462
08/26/19 10:53:44 PM
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Hell feel it in the morning...
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