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SpaceBear_
08/19/19 7:22:09 AM
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Accept?
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Gobstoppers12
08/19/19 7:23:05 AM
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How high? How fast? Do glasses count?
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SpiralDrift
08/19/19 7:25:59 AM
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I accept but I only fly at night with a luchador mask to protect my identity. If a crowd gathers I may perform several spinning tricks to maximize floppage before flying off into the night.
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Unspecified_NPC
08/19/19 7:26:09 AM
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Gonna get a real good breeze on my ding dong then
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SpaceBear_
08/19/19 7:57:11 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
How high? How fast? Do glasses count?


As fast and as high as you want although it's gonna get pretty cold up there.

No glasses allowed. Get better eyes, nerd.
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synth_real
08/19/19 7:05:59 PM
#6:


How do I fly? Is it like Superman, or do I need to be naked to helicopter my junk around like a supersonic meatspin?
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nevershine
08/19/19 7:30:11 PM
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Weeeeeee
let the dong hang freeee!!

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