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The_Scarecrow
08/19/19 4:06:40 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORhyofGno70" data-time="


Genius Kojumbo

Also, Kojima got a 2 minute highlight reel before his appearance at the Gamescom conference.
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DezDroppedFreak
08/19/19 4:07:43 PM
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Fuck yeah baby

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TheVipaGTS
08/19/19 4:08:02 PM
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Omg how groundbreaking!....Kojima is overrated and this is coming from someone who absolutely loves the metal gear series.

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AsucaHayashi
08/19/19 4:08:06 PM
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the amount of blurring makes my eyes bleed
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Smashingpmkns
08/19/19 4:08:58 PM
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Cant wait. Kojima is a genius.
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SoundNetwork
08/19/19 4:09:02 PM
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ladder urinating baby shaking simulator

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E32005
08/19/19 4:09:09 PM
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pres_madagascar
08/19/19 4:09:31 PM
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s0nicfan
08/19/19 4:10:47 PM
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*RDR adds size dynamic weather impacted horse balls* OMG so immersive! Brilliant! GOTY.
*Kojima lets you pee* LOL look at this tryhard joker.
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E32005
08/19/19 4:12:27 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
*RDR adds size dynamic weather impacted horse balls* OMG so immersive! Brilliant! GOTY.

bro, we were on here laughing our asses off
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DezDroppedFreak
08/19/19 4:12:37 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
*RDR adds size dynamic weather impacted horse balls* OMG so immersive! Brilliant! GOTY.

Reminder Kojima pushed horses first by letting them shit in real time

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DarthAragorn
08/19/19 4:13:57 PM
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title says gameplay demo, video shows 2 minutes of hiking then 14 minutes of cutscenes
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SSJCAT
08/19/19 4:14:45 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
*RDR adds size dynamic weather impacted horse balls* OMG so immersive! Brilliant! GOTY.
*Kojima lets you pee* LOL look at this tryhard joker.
youre kidding right

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bluezero
08/19/19 4:15:24 PM
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Freddie_Mercury
08/19/19 4:15:35 PM
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EverDownward
08/19/19 4:17:30 PM
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This is it.

The epitome of video games.

We will never ever reach a tableau as auspicious as this one again.

In this moment, I have ascended. Plateaued. I have become Reddit.
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TheVipaGTS
08/19/19 4:17:59 PM
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I still dont understand what this game is about. It just seems to be the Sims with better graphics.

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Smashingpmkns
08/19/19 4:20:45 PM
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I'd let Margaret Qualley breast feed me tbh
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Banjo2553
08/19/19 4:22:44 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
*RDR adds size dynamic weather impacted horse balls* OMG so immersive! Brilliant! GOTY.
*Kojima lets you pee* LOL look at this tryhard joker.

I thought people made fun of the RDR thing.
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s0nicfan
08/19/19 4:24:27 PM
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Banjo2553 posted...
s0nicfan posted...
*RDR adds size dynamic weather impacted horse balls* OMG so immersive! Brilliant! GOTY.
*Kojima lets you pee* LOL look at this tryhard joker.

I thought people made fun of the RDR thing.


They did, and to others in the topic I was being hyperbolic by picking horse balls, but "immersion" was a big selling point of RDR2 be it rusting weapons, trapping/hunting for pelts, or horse balls.
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EverDownward
08/19/19 4:24:33 PM
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Banjo2553 posted...
s0nicfan posted...
*RDR adds size dynamic weather impacted horse balls* OMG so immersive! Brilliant! GOTY.
*Kojima lets you pee* LOL look at this tryhard joker.

I thought people made fun of the RDR thing.

They did.
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Wetterdew
08/19/19 4:28:20 PM
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I think this game's story is probably just a jumbled mess of weird story elements that don't cohere in a nice way at all. It all comes across to me as more style than substance. Like, it's cool imagery but I don't get the impression that there's a strong plot or meaning behind all of it beyond "this comes across as strange, let's add it to the game"

And also we've been seeing this imagery for years now, the baby doesn't even feel that weird or intriguing to me any more, it's just kind of rote.
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GiftedACIII
08/19/19 4:30:01 PM
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Dead Rising had you save by urinating all the way back in 2006.
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pauIie
08/19/19 4:31:55 PM
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this game looks dumb as fuck

day 1
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AlecSkorpio
08/19/19 6:19:22 PM
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I really wish that MGS V rework was a real thing after all this stupid shit.
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boxington
08/19/19 6:36:48 PM
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pauIie posted...
this game looks dumb as fuck

day 1

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Lost_All_Senses
08/19/19 6:40:11 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
ladder urinating baby shaking simulator


Why the hell would you shake a baby that's urinating? Just wait til it stops, if anything.
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Maze_
08/19/19 6:41:17 PM
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You can urinate in Sleeping Dogs too and it served no purpose
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SilverCrono
08/19/19 6:42:00 PM
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boxington posted...
pauIie posted...
this game looks dumb as f***

day 1

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UnholyMudcrab
08/19/19 6:42:34 PM
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I have no idea why people would be excited for this game apart from Kojima worship
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RoboLaserGandhi
08/19/19 6:48:33 PM
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This game is hilariously pretentious
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Lost_All_Senses
08/19/19 6:50:51 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
s0nicfan posted...
*RDR adds size dynamic weather impacted horse balls* OMG so immersive! Brilliant! GOTY.
*Kojima lets you pee* LOL look at this tryhard joker.

I thought people made fun of the RDR thing.


They did, and to others in the topic I was being hyperbolic by picking horse balls, but "immersion" was a big selling point of RDR2 be it rusting weapons, trapping/hunting for pelts, or horse balls.


Maybe it's because the rest of RDR2 didn't look like setting up ladders and rocking a baby back to being content.

I was gonna Day 1 for my intrigue but now Im back on the fence. That shit looked stupid boring. RDR2 was far more than just something pretty to look at.
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Strider102
08/19/19 6:50:51 PM
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I can see the awards now.
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SilverCrono
08/19/19 7:03:07 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I have no idea why people would be excited for this game apart from Kojima worship
In all honesty, I'm not sure if I'd call it worship but I am somewhat attracted to the game because it's so hilariously Kojima. I tend to really like when media become really stylistic and driven by vision of their creator, it makes things feel more earnest and artistic to me and I enjoy them as experiences in addition to the fun of their gameplay.

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Shablagoo
08/19/19 7:08:15 PM
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i wish Kojima had made a good game since MGS3

DarthAragorn posted...
title says gameplay demo, video shows 2 minutes of hiking then 14 minutes of cutscenes


lol
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pres_madagascar
08/19/19 7:11:48 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
I still dont understand what this game is about. It just seems to be the Sims with better graphics.

Their attempt to keep a bunch of the game a secret is not doing anyone any favors in trying to sell this shit. We've barely seen any combat or anything. A little bit but not much. It just looks like a vast open world full of nothing. Yet there's supposedly cities and stuff. Like, come on Kojima, quit being so obtuse and just show us the goddamn game.
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pres_madagascar
08/19/19 7:13:19 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
Dead Rising had you save by urinating all the way back in 2006.


Shit. Mafia had you pissing as Tommy Angelo in 2002. Kojima is way late.

Duke nukem was pissing in the 90s.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/19/19 7:17:51 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
I still dont understand what this game is about. It just seems to be the Sims with better graphics.

Their attempt to keep a bunch of the game a secret is not doing anyone any favors in trying to sell this shit. We've barely seen any combat or anything. A little bit but not much. It just looks like a vast open world full of nothing. Yet there's supposedly cities and stuff. Like, come on Kojima, quit being so obtuse and just show us the goddamn game.


Im so torn over this. One part of me is like "finally, someone who doesn't spoil the bulk of the game" and the other part is like "give me something that looks fun to play already!"

I can't throw 60$ at games all year
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Jiggy101011
08/19/19 7:30:32 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
Dead Rising had you save by urinating all the way back in 2006.


Shit. Mafia had you pissing as Tommy Angelo in 2002. Kojima is way late.


1996. You could piss in Duke Nukem 3D.
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Darmik
08/19/19 7:38:16 PM
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You go to the toilet to save the game in Astral Chain. Not sure if it's pee or poop though.
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Behaviorism
08/19/19 7:38:49 PM
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Can you play as a woman?

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vocedelmorte
08/19/19 7:39:21 PM
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You could urinate on burning people in Postal 2 try better, Kojima
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nevershine
08/19/19 7:41:37 PM
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What a time to be alive!

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Smashingpmkns
08/19/19 7:44:26 PM
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You could pee on snow in the N64 South Park game too
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mustachedmystic
08/19/19 7:46:34 PM
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Maze_ posted...
You can urinate in Sleeping Dogs too and it served no purpose


Damn, I don't think I knew that.
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KINDERFELD
08/19/19 7:48:19 PM
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Glorified walking simulator confirmed.

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sylverlolol
08/19/19 7:49:36 PM
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seriously

what the fuck is this game
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