Current Events > I don't use condoms while having sex with my wife. Am I pregnant?

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SquantoZ
08/23/19 11:51:39 AM
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Would this explain why I'm fatter now?

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Master_Bass
08/23/19 11:52:09 AM
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Yes. Always use protection or your wife can get you pregnant if it's a full moon.
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HANGtheDJ_86
08/23/19 11:55:06 AM
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No thats not why

It's actually because shes been coming inside your belly button and filling your torso with semen
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bluezero
08/23/19 11:55:19 AM
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You're fatter because they lifted the ban on quadruple Oreos.
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SquantoZ
08/23/19 12:06:06 PM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
No thats not why

It's actually because shes been coming inside your belly button and filling your torso with semen


Makes sense

bluezero posted...
You're fatter because they lifted the ban on quadruple Oreos.


well that's just rude.

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SkittyOnWailord
08/23/19 12:25:54 PM
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Try a different hole. Problem solved (maybe).
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