Poll of the Day > I think I'm gonna get a vasectomy

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MICHALECOLE
08/23/19 2:28:20 PM
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Has anybody here gotten one? I hear its a pretty cheap and easy process
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MICHALECOLE
08/23/19 2:31:27 PM
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Zangulus posted...
I could feel my vas deferens being tugged out of my prostate.

What
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Firewood18
08/23/19 2:43:11 PM
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Yeah you're gonna want to sit down in some tighty whiteys for a few days.
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MICHALECOLE
08/23/19 5:06:44 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Firewood18 posted...
Yeah you're gonna want to sit down in some tighty whiteys for a few days.


Psh. I only wore them for a few hours and was fine the next day.

MICHALECOLE posted...
Zangulus posted...
I could feel my vas deferens being tugged out of my prostate.

What


I was a little out of it and couldnt understand why I was smelling something burning... the doctor didnt want to tell me what it was. It was me.

What
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captpackrat
08/23/19 7:03:31 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjiAq89cy6w" data-time="&start=15

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bossjony
08/23/19 7:14:57 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
What
Do you speak English what part did u not understand english
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Mead
08/23/19 7:17:36 PM
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No I have not had my butt removed

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Jen0125
08/23/19 7:18:30 PM
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bossjony posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
What
Do you speak English what part did u not understand english


What
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green dragon
08/23/19 7:31:08 PM
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bossjony posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
What
Do you speak English what part did u not understand english

nani?
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ChronxDaHemphog
08/23/19 7:40:48 PM
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Krazy_Kirby
08/23/19 8:20:55 PM
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they aren't 100% prevention
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green dragon
08/23/19 8:36:34 PM
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My wife was describing how she saw her first vasectomy surgery today.They used local anesthesia and she was saying how the guy's legs were squirming quite a bit lol
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T0ffee
08/23/19 11:22:18 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8f_aHL1ALI" data-time="


Watch that.

Basically two dudes getting a brosectomy
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wwinterj25
08/23/19 11:28:30 PM
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What is it with Americans and having surgery on their dicks a lot?
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wwinterj25
08/23/19 11:34:50 PM
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Zangulus posted...
So you don't know what a vasectomy is? No one is surprised.


Are you saying it's not surgery?
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LinkPizza
08/23/19 11:37:49 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Zangulus posted...
So you don't know what a vasectomy is? No one is surprised.


Are you saying it's not surgery?

Its a surgery. But its more of a surgery of the testicles...
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RCtheWSBC
08/23/19 11:38:26 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Zangulus posted...
So you don't know what a vasectomy is? No one is surprised.


Are you saying it's not surgery?

You think vasectomies are only performed in the US?
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wwinterj25
08/23/19 11:39:28 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Its a surgery. But its more of a surgery of the testicles...


Surgery on their junk then. I mean the tubes are from the balls to the penis so. *shrugs*

RCtheWSBC posted...
You think vasectomies are only performed in the US?


Of course not. However dick... I mean junk surgery seems more popular in the USA. My question still awaits a answer.
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wwinterj25
08/24/19 12:03:40 AM
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Zangulus posted...
Actually, no they're not. So you fail at basic anatomy as well...


I see. So vas deferens doesn't carry sperm from the balls to the penis and those are not what are cut thus a vasectomy? I mean of course you're going to be well versed in mutating your junk so rather than snark comments enlighten a uneducated brit like myself.
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Sensual_T_Rex
08/24/19 12:09:06 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGgV-2JNnM" data-time="

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MICHALECOLE
08/24/19 12:14:13 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
What is it with Americans and having surgery on their dicks a lot?

Ive never had surgery on my dick, or junk, this would be the first one.

I just dont wanna worry about babies ever.
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wwinterj25
08/24/19 12:18:01 AM
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Zangulus posted...
Yep, the internet is a thing. You could possibly look it up.

But nope. Keep on with the ignorance and keep showing how bad you are at it.


It is isn't it? What a crazy world we live in! You have now educated me. Well done.

Zangulus posted...
And since I have to post the obvious: NO THE VAS DEFERENS DOES NOT CARRY ANYTHING FROM THE BALLS TO THE PENIS. AT ALL.


https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/contraception/vasectomy-male-sterilisation/

"Conventional vasectomy
The doctor first numbs your scrotum with a local anaesthetic. They then make 2 small cuts in the skin on each side of your scrotum to reach the tubes that carry sperm out of your testicles (vas deferens).

Each tube is cut and a small section removed. The ends of the tubes are then closed, either by tying them or sealing them using heat.

The cuts are stitched, usually using dissolvable stitches that go away on their own within about a week."



MICHALECOLE posted...
Ive never had surgery on my dick, or junk, this would be the first one.

I just dont wanna worry about babies ever.


I see. Well yes folk tend to have it done so they won't have kids/have any more kids. Seems drastic but your choice.
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wwinterj25
08/24/19 12:30:12 AM
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Zangulus posted...
And nothing you posted says it carries it from the testicles to the penis.

Great job proving my point.


Ah so that was your point. Hard to tell your points most the time from all the rage. I wasn't going to list the entire journey of sperm. Can't say I've looked into it too. Still it ends up from those tubes to the penis eventually so at this point you're just nitpicking. My question still must left unanswered. Sad times.
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wwinterj25
08/24/19 12:31:24 AM
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I can't read. I also don't know English. Educate me.
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wwinterj25
08/24/19 12:32:49 AM
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Nothing gets past you.
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Krazy_Kirby
08/24/19 12:36:08 AM
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Behaviorism
08/24/19 12:44:23 AM
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I had one. Felt like i was repeatedly getting hit in the balls during the procedure. Hurt like hell. Lasted about 10. My balls hurt really badly for about two days afterwards, and then hurt dully for about two weeks. Then went back to normal. Although for some reason, when i get hit in the balls now(happened accidentally 3 sense the procedure) it hurts more than it did before the procedure.

You have to be careful the next few days after the surgery because you have stitches in your sac and they can be ripped if you are not careful. That's why you should take off a few days afterwards

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Krazy_Kirby
08/24/19 12:48:16 AM
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^
sounds like you should wear a cup
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FatalAccident
08/24/19 12:48:24 AM
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You dont wanna have kids TC? I would have thought youd wait till later in life in case you change your mind.

Thats the argument I had with a friend of mine who had one. It is entirely possible that you will change your mind and want/need to reverse it. Surely there are less permanent ways of doing it?

But to answer your question I think its cheap but I assume every procedure is free this side of the pond. Never asked him how easy/painless it was though
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Krazy_Kirby
08/24/19 12:51:13 AM
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it isn't permanent, they can be reversed
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wwinterj25
08/24/19 12:54:44 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
it isn't permanent, they can be reversed

Reversals might not be successful though.
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LinkPizza
08/24/19 12:56:00 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
it isn't permanent, they can be reversed

Reversals might not be successful though.

True. Though the original procedure might not be successful, either...
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LinkPizza
08/24/19 12:56:38 AM
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Behaviorism posted...
I had one. Felt like i was repeatedly getting hit in the balls during the procedure. Hurt like hell. Lasted about 10. My balls hurt really badly for about two days afterwards, and then hurt dully for about two weeks. Then went back to normal. Although for some reason, when i get hit in the balls now(happened accidentally 3 sense the procedure) it hurts more than it did before the procedure.

You have to be careful the next few days after the surgery because you have stitches in your sac and they can be ripped if you are not careful. That's why you should take off a few days afterwards

That sounds horrible. Im glad I wont have to worry about this...
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wwinterj25
08/24/19 12:58:37 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
True. Though the original procedure might not be successful, either...


That is all true. I'd imagine it's more easy to have a successful vasectomy then a reversal. Sounds painful just talking/reading about it.
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FatalAccident
08/24/19 1:11:41 AM
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Yeah pretty permanent since reversing it is rarely successful and just rare to begin with from what I hear?

But in any case I would have thought theres other non-surgical ways of doing it?
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LinkPizza
08/24/19 1:15:32 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
Yeah pretty permanent since reversing it is rarely successful and just rare to begin with from what I hear?

But in any case I would have thought theres other non-surgical ways of doing it?

Not really. 30% - 70% success rate on reversals. Apparently, not that rare. Though, the longer you wait, the less chance it has. And you only have 20 years. Now, it can take up to a year before sperm starts showing up in your semen, which may be the reason why people assume the reversal has failed...
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FatalAccident
08/24/19 1:20:51 AM
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Not too bad then. I know women can get coils put in, cant remember if its in the womb or in the arm or whatever but isnt there something like that men can do? And just take it out once theyre ready to get started again?
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LinkPizza
08/24/19 1:33:19 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
Not too bad then. I know women can get coils put in, cant remember if its in the womb or in the arm or whatever but isnt there something like that men can do? And just take it out once theyre ready to get started again?

Idk. I do know about the arm implant ladies get. They can also get their tubes tied. And I think the reversal rate is a little higher than vasectomy rates...
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