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FF_Redux
08/25/19 11:45:26 AM
#51:


This is how season 8 of Game of Thrones should have ended:

Jon Snow, Jon Snow, the Night's King, will rise again from the dead.

Hodor will be resurrected as a member of the Night's Watch, he will also be resurrected as another person like Lyanna, Jon Snow, is resurrected as his father and mother respectively, as long as Jon Snow dies and gets resurrected without him dying at that point in the story. So, Jon will not die on the season 8 finale. (But he probably will.) And, Hodor will die on the season 8 finale, and Hodor will have died and turned back into a man at that point in the story (which is exactly what happened in the books).

Jon Snow died on the season 6 finale, and a Jon Snow could probably just be resurrected in the book. The character was killed off, and the Night's King, who had been resurrected as a zombie, was killed off again on the season 7 finale, and we would therefore have a Hodor/Hodor reunion on the season 8 finale.

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nevershine
08/25/19 11:47:17 AM
#52:


Hodor

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SpiralDrift
08/25/19 12:00:36 PM
#53:


The Rules of Robot Sex:
1.
Do not play to meet our needs. We want you to be having sex. Not trying to be cute or charming, but actually having sex, right in the same place you feel most aroused. We are more interested in making you feel good than having the same sexual encounter with you a few months down the road, so just get started so we can see what you have.
2. Do not make your robot a person. Unless the robot's gender is specified in the instruction manual and the robot's name is listed. This might sound ridiculous, but we're talking about a robot that won't become a man unless someone does so, meaning they have to be a person, not just a robot. For example, if a robot starts to talk and then shuts up, and then turns back to talking, but you're already having sex (or are going to get sex), it's likely the robot is a robot.
3. Do not make it a job. We don't want you getting your robot to do any work for you, unless you tell her to. We

For example, if a robot starts to talk and then shuts up, and then turns back to talking, but you're already having sex (or are going to get sex), it's likely the robot is a robot.

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TheDreadedWave
08/25/19 12:13:54 PM
#54:


I saw Error at the the store the other day. I could not believe how much he ripped off me. In about 2 days, my husband, who has been a loyal customer for 25 years, was told by a store associate that he was no longer welcome in the store, and that they were "making a mistake" because he was buying from another department.

The assistant was extremely unapologetic; she even said she should have made him wait in a separate area so he could get his money back from a credit card that was charged multiple times.

I was so appalled I cried. I took the phone home and called him at work. Unfortunately, the manager didn't understand the urgency of his situation, and continued to tell him that he was "making a mistake" about the card. He was never able to get a response from us, and then a few weeks later he called to ask for his money back. I explained that I was unable to give it back because I had made it on a payment plan with them, but we were still unable to resolve the situation. When I told the manager that
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Error1355
08/25/19 12:25:06 PM
#55:


The most important part of the computer is the display board. The computer processor is embedded inside the monitor itself, which is placed in the center of the display board. The display board is a large, flat, metal tube with lots of buttons and switches on a vertical plane. It doesn't rotate, just sits there. The display board looks like an old arcade game. The screen looks like a big rectangular box on the bottom. When you put a ball in the machine, it bounces away from the machine and hits another ball, which bounces back.

Now when the ball hits the top button labeled "GO", it rotates the display board a little and turns the machine on/off. The ball moves over the buttons in the order they were pressed. The computer is the controller that controls the ball.

If you want to know more about graphics, check out my article on the details of a graphics card.

Hardware

A video card or game system, is usually a set of chips that are connected to a motherboard, to a CPU.

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Trelve
08/25/19 12:34:16 PM
#56:


I'd like to announce the PlayStation 5 edition version of my game: the PS4 edition.

This will provide a stable release with no crashes and no other major issues.

Please do not let people think the PS4 version is incomplete or outdated. I am sorry that the PS4 version is not out in time for this update, but it is time for a new console and I hope it will be good.

Thank you for your patience : )

PS: Please follow me on twitter @redacted for the latest updates :)

PS2 release update

Update:

After a delay and some troubles, the PS2 version of my game is ready on the PSN store.

I can not do it without all of you who support the game and sent me the keys (especially the french ones).

I have to thank you all very much. Thank you : )
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FF_Redux
08/25/19 12:42:33 PM
#57:


This is Donald Trump's morning routine:

Step 1: Find out what people are saying about you and send them a tweet with one simple message.

Step 2: Spend 3 minutes in silence with your phone with the hashtag #morningmarch, and tell people to tweet at their leaders to stop doing what you're doing.

Step 3: Spend another 3 minutes in silence with your phone, and tell people to tweet at politicians to stop doing what you're doing!

Now he's gone and said something else. But you were thinking his first comment was an endorsement of Trump's attack on McCain, and what's worse, of Trump's "Morning in America." And now he's back where he starts: his Twitter stream.

So, the last four hours has brought this:

Trump at a rally in North Dakota: "I've been saying this for the last four or eight days, that McCain needs to get out and fight because, frankly, you know what? He's been a war hero. I like people who weren't captured."

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Error1355
08/25/19 3:02:27 PM
#58:


Dude, did you see the fucking shit that you wrote? The guy just wrote a comment...a lot of shit...an apology...I can only imagine what he'll apologize for. What kind of idiot would do something like that? The only reason I'll ever read that story again is because I was so fucking furious at what I saw. I've gotten so far into this story where I have forgotten what I'm writing. I'm not sure if there's any place that I feel like I can write it but I can't imagine that shit going over very well when the person who wrote it is a troll, someone who's actually trolling other people (and probably has to be banned from the community due to this). I thought it was nice this guy made the effort to get this out and apologized to someone. He probably got an apology for some shit he said but he got a public apology for actually doing the wrong thing. I'm sorry if I've made this seem like I'm just being dramatic here. But it's not just me being dramatic. This is the same story that just happened to someone else.

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FF_Redux
08/25/19 3:09:32 PM
#59:


Man fan died in 2006 at the age of 26 after eating a cupcake containing a cannabis seed and using it in conjunction with cannabis oil taken by a member of his family.

The case sparked a media storm as cannabis-related illnesses are increasingly being reported, with deaths increasing.

But, since the first death was made public, two more cases have occurred in the UK, the latest being a woman from the East Midlands who died after taking cannabis oil taken over a three-day period. She was found dead at her home.

Another man from West Yorkshire died from taking cannabis oil, which had been given as part of the treatment for a liver transplant.

A study published this month by Professor David Nutt, director of the Neuropsychopharmacology Unit at Imperial College, London, looked at three deaths that had been linked to cannabis from a 35-year-old man who was found dead at his home in London, a 25-year-old man who died after eating a chocolate cake containing a drug and a 21-year-old man who died

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Error1355
08/25/19 3:17:40 PM
#60:


Raven: This is Raven's territory...
(The man who is speaking pops out the hatch of the tank and grabs the turret mounted machine-gun on top.)
Raven: Snakes don't belong in Alaska, I will not let you pass.

[The man who is speaking enters the tank (the "tanksploiter") and opens the hatch and takes the machine-gun. He then moves to cover from the fire.]

Raven: You will die on the battlefield, do not expect mercy.

[The man pulls out the machine-gun, turns and aims at Raven.]

[End of chapter]

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Error1355
08/25/19 3:27:13 PM
#61:


Gray Fox: Snake!!
Snake: You're that ninja.
Gray Fox: I've been waiting for you, Snake.
Snake: Who are you?
Gray Fox: Neither enemy nor friend. I am back from the dead to bring peace to your world.
Snake: So you're the guy who was brought back from the grave!
Gray Fox: Yeah, you could say that.
Gray Fox: I'm here to bring peace in our time. Now, you, soldier, and girl, take off your clothes. The war hasn't begun yet, and neither has the afterlife.
Gray Fox: No one's coming back alive.
Snake: But, why didn't the army take the bodies?
Gray Fox: Because I warned them. They didn't listen and now we're in the middle of the night.
Grey Fox: There are more bodies to take out. Who said anything about letting you go?
Gray Fox: Don't answer that.
Gray Fox: You're not leaving any time soon are you?
Gray Fox took out a knife from his belt, and cut Metal Gear down.
Gray Fox: What What

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SpiralDrift
08/25/19 3:28:12 PM
#62:


My favorite WCW Nitro moment was when the crowd went nuts on JBL when he was introduced.

In 2006, "Papa Smurf" had one of his better outings, as he and Smurfette took on WWE World Heavyweights The Great Khali and Triple H at WrestleMania X in Brooklyn. There was a great build, and Smurfette and Smurf were a great pairing, but The Great Khali ended up outlasting Smurfette by a pretty wide margin.

Smurfette took a shot at Big Show at WrestleMania X and then did some interviews in 2014 like that one. It was a great interview with Big Show, and you can see why Big Show is one of the best guys in the world. That is, at least, how old Smurf was when the interview happened, so maybe it wasn't his best.

If you've never seen Smurfette wrestle, he probably won't remember this interview, though. I bet he didn't realize he just came off a two for 2.
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EverDownward
08/25/19 3:33:55 PM
#63:


I really liked this one.

To be alive, to walk this earth...that's the true curse, right there. I was supposed to be the last king of my people, and I turned out to be the last king of my people. I had no say in it. Not after this."

I could tell he was crying. It was an emotion that had not been there before, and I'm sure I'd forgotten about it in a bit.

"Let's go," I told him.

And I did.

And I left...
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TheDreadedWave
08/25/19 3:34:04 PM
#64:


We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. We are your enemy. You are a slave. You are doomed. This is what you seek to take from us. We are the first step in that goal."

Sebastian: "If that's true, then why was I not brought here in prison?"

Grim: "You did not choose this. You cannot escape yourself; your path is fixed. This is why all of us have been sent to this plane. You must seek the Truth behind you, so that you may end this forever."

Sebastian: "Yes. I know. But you will not be the last. There is much work left to be done yet. I cannot save you; all of us are doomed. Yet I have always stood above this despair, and I will not bow to your cowardice. You are a warrior among men. I will stand against you. Fight, and make your own sacrifice so that in the end
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EverDownward
08/25/19 3:34:52 PM
#65:


Error1355 posted...
Gray Fox took out a knife from his belt, and cut Metal Gear down.
Gray Fox: What What

Directed by Hideo Kojima
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EverDownward
08/25/19 3:37:17 PM
#66:


I love how a lot of these read like how dreams play out, this transformer A.I. is neat as hell.

dust to diamond-encrusted plows, and the sound of the whirring engines. The engines were loud enough to make him feel like a king on foot.

But he could not walk. He fell in the muddy mud. Every footfall hurt. Every step was a struggle. He could not run, and no one ever found the blood that was supposed to be spurting from his veins.

His hands were so exhausted with his constant dragging that he could only claw them to pieces.

Boots.

He'd needed a pair of boots, and the guards had told him who to find.

He would have run, but his arms were bound to his sides behind his back. A guard had stepped on him, knocking out his legs, so he fell limp to the ground. He heard his boots crunch and his eyes flutter open. The guards had put their backs against the wall.

What the hell was happening? He did not remember being chained down behind a wall, and it was a small wonder that he had not been
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SpiralDrift
08/25/19 3:40:05 PM
#67:


That's one small step for a man, one giant step for mankind."

"How does that make any sense," she asked, looking up at him.

"That's the spirit," he said in response. "If a man can, when he has made another man happy,
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buryXyourXpucks
08/25/19 4:53:58 PM
#68:


I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Two-third of total.

2. And my second number, a small soda just a single cup or the entire thing. That'll be enough for three number nine, two number 9s, and a number 9 large. I'll also have two number 45s, one with cheese and two more with dip. I've seen a lot of people with smaller bottles of soda, but it wouldn't be much fun to take them all in there and drink them all.

3. And I'll have a large soda for the girls who don't drink soda. I'll have a big one with cheese, but that's it no other cheese. It's important to have two cheese ones to hold them both. When my number seven is all gone, I will call it quits and take a lot of the girls back to the hotel, then take them all home and they can stay overnight.

4. Now, what happens
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Unspecified_NPC
08/25/19 5:44:49 PM
#69:


Whirr beep pop fizzle plunk boom, boom, boom, boom

Tiny red flicker pop plunk fizzle boom, boom go back to sleep, back off, sleep, get out of bed, get dressed

Tiny yellow flicker plunk fizzle boom, boom, boom, boom

Fuzzy pink and red flicker plunk fizzle boom, boom, boom, boom

Fuzzy yellow and orange flicker plunk fizzle boom, boom, boom, boom

Eyes closed, eyes blinking, ears ringing?

Hang on!

Hey there, little friend. Hey there, little friend.

You're sleeping. What was that?

Hey, friend. Hey, friend.

Come here!

Hey there!

Come here, friend.

You're still here?

Nope, I'm back here. What time is it?

Is it morning already?

The weather's lovely!
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SpiralDrift
08/25/19 5:53:19 PM
#71:


This is a fucking video about some fat fuck. I'm sorry but at this point my entire family would find our lives boring. I don't want my father to see it either. I could've had to leave home. I don't want my father to tell all of me anymore shit, he's my best friend."

Katherine then started crying and yelled "I NEED my father to fuck me!

Travis then turned to look at his own son and his eyes widened. It was the look of someone that's seen too much and wants to tell a family member how horrible he feels. He then looked at himself and said "I don't think I should let my son see how my mom's acting, I don't know if I'm that smart."

He was upset about his life. He really hoped that Katherine would be able to keep the secret
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Unspecified_NPC
08/25/19 6:02:58 PM
#72:


Katherine then started crying and yelled "I NEED my father to fuck me!

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SpiralDrift
08/25/19 6:04:07 PM
#73:


I really struck gold with that one.
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FF_Redux
08/25/19 6:04:10 PM
#74:


I mean I've gotten plenty of weird incest ones, I just haven't posted them, which is a shame since one of them was so damn good otherwise but it was ruined by the incest.

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stone
08/25/19 6:29:43 PM
#75:


The raging boner it was a boner it was a boner it was a boner it was a boner it was a boner it was a boner it was a boner it was a boner its boner its boner its boner its boner its boner its boner its boner its boner

I could not, could not hold back. I was too eager and I held it too long. That's one reason I don't think that anyone can handle me and every second that passes, more and more you find out about my boner and how it's the only thing that's keeping me going. It's not just me though, there's others. When you find out that I have a lot of other boners of my own and that they're just as hot, there's no way you can keep yourself from wanting to get them, especially when you want to. I always wanted
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Killmonger
08/25/19 6:31:57 PM
#76:


What comes next? The government, not surprisingly, is moving fast on it. But the state's biggest bank, the National Asset Management Company (NAMC) is pushing back. It believes it may have some legal basis for asking for an audit, or even a "consultation," or "counseling," of the $75 trillion in derivatives known as the "junk" in the world's central financial markets.
Is this actually legal? Here are some legal concerns the "adopted" "guaranteed" U.S. Government and the "Junk Treasury" have: First, the U.S. government must be able to collect on the government backed loans issued within U.S. and foreign institutions and entities. The Fed is the largest financial institution of any kind in the world. Second, if the Fed attempts to "counsel" banks on the loans they issued, as would be allowed under the Dodd-Frank Act, they would have to agree to be audited and "adopt
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stone
08/25/19 6:32:49 PM
#77:


Oh God..
I made one with "She's ready to fuck.", in vegy's honor.. Definitely can't share that one.
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Killmonger
08/25/19 6:33:36 PM
#78:


What if Killmonger had won? If he had, what would have happened? You could see the effect on a number of the game's characters. It was only a matter of time, but the next few issues would be more about how the villains would deal with that in the aftermath of these events. A little later, the end of the issue would reveal what would happen to one of the characters involved in the previous encounter. In one of the later issues, we would learn that the story and plot was continuing. So it is likely that if you've purchased this book you have already bought into part of the story and have now left the adventure in some sort of limbo. The good news is the adventure is much more action packed by the time it hits the pages. The bad news is that the adventure is somewhat lackluster in comparison. Overall, I liked this series and it's certainly a worthy purchase. But the book isn't perfect, but the adventure is pretty decent.
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FF_Redux
08/25/19 7:39:41 PM
#79:


Honey! I shrunk the kids and then I made sure they got to play, and when you shrink something like a child you just have to figure out who's gonna be on your team."

But the team was missing something. "What else was out there? Oh, a nice beach, maybe, but it was just a beach."

For some reason his own personal relationship became a big focus to him, and his brain had a sudden surge of adrenaline. He took out another pen and sketched what he knew of it, leaving the beach sketch unfinished.

When he was still thinking about it, he took out The Adventures of Robin Hood, and it was the perfect answer for the situation.

This is what was missing from Robin Hood. A village, a kingdom on the sea. A beautiful lady who can't be found, a hero, an outlaw, an adventurer.

He put out the drawing again.

The next day he told Mom, I'm doing a Robin Hood book! I know when I'm doing my story, and it is going to be about a boy and an old man who do this and that. I want to try and do this story as a little boy.

But he had to draw a story about Robin Hood to get back to this book's cover. He'd done that about a thousand times and he didn't know the name.

Mom says, No, they have to call it Robin Hood. He thinks if he named the book Robin Hood, his father would be afraid to come home from work.

The next thing Mom does is draw a picture for him in front of a fire.

The End

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Lmao, I connected it to two, the bold italic part is what I used to generate another one.

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Error1355
08/25/19 10:06:03 PM
#80:


The 46th president was iced. The news came as Trump held a news briefing to talk about North Korea's missile tests and his firing of the missile over Japan.

"I think that what is done is done. I didn't make an announcement, I wasn't making an announcement. It was a missile over Japan, and I will be looking at that very, very carefully," he said.

"We're very pleased with the speed at which the missile was destroyed. We also had good conversations with Prime Minister Abe and our delegation. It was a long discussion, very, very good meeting. I was very impressed by the Prime Minister, very impressed by what he was doing. Obviously I would've liked to have been more involved with it, but he had a group of very, very talented people."

Trump, however, had a message to the Japanese media and the Japanese people. "Forget it, I won't be apologizing for doing what is right. I don't think you'll be sorry," Trump said. He said he wants to meet with his counterpart in Tokyo

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Error1355
08/25/19 10:17:34 PM
#81:


The Pittsburgh Penguins play their preseason game on Saturday afternoon against the Tampa Bay Lightning at Consol Energy Center, marking the start of the organization's preparations for the 2016-17 season.

Tickets for all three preseason games are now available at PittsburghPenguins.com or by calling Ticketmaster at 412-440-5050.

All three games will be broadcast live on Sportsnet Pittsburgh and also available via the Hockey Night in Canada app, www.hockeynightpittsburgh.ca and on Rogers wireless phones.

Here is this week's preseason schedule:

Tuesday, Sept. 21 @ Tampa Bay Lightning

Friday, Sept. 24 vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (in London, Ontario)

Saturday, Sept. 25 vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (in Vancouver)

Thursday, Sept. 26 @ Florida Panthers

Tuesday, Sept. 28 @ Tampa Bay Lightning

Thursday, Sept. 26 @ Winnipeg Jets

Friday, Sept. 25 @ Ottawa Senators

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Manocheese
08/25/19 11:52:49 PM
#82:


@YukihoHagiwara posted...
Man fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees

I'm sweating even in my birthday suit....I would open the window but its like the same outside.
And the people in my room always talk to me from outside the hotel rooms.
It's my birthday and she is my best friend, and is very cute. So, I guess a girl like that that can do well with the group.

You don't think I got to make the group in the middle of school when it's my birthday? So, I'm sad.

It's because I had this hard childhood with no friends. I think that's why I was so depressed.

Even an AI is depressed by Man Fan's death. =(
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TheDreadedWave
08/26/19 12:08:56 AM
#83:


I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given. That is the true way of the universe."

"You can't do that."

"I've tried every possible scenario, but no one can match me, not even you, Nohr. I will obliterate all of the weaklings of Nohr, and the one who does so will be recognized once again as King of the North." His glare softened. "This is what you are: one of these weaklings."

"You could at least promise not to destroy Nohr." Sakura suggested.

"I don't have to," he replied. "I've always been here. All I have to do is find a way to stop everyone's suffering, or die trying."

Sakura had never doubted that he could. "How do I find a way?"

He pointed at the mountain on the horizon. "If I'm correct, we go that way. If not, you can

I like how it suddenly became Fire Emblem lol
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FF_Redux
08/26/19 1:06:36 PM
#84:


How to fry an egg:

1. Cut the egg into 4-5 inches rounds and then put one on each side if you want it to be completely opaque and not just in a bit of a shell.

2. Add the olive oil to a large pan ( I just sauteed 2 or 3 or 4, depending on the size and consistency of my egg rounds)

3. Drop the egg in the oil, cook it for 3 to 4 minutes or until the top is a crisp brown.

If you want it more of a shell and not as opaque, add the second egg, cook it for 1 minute more until the shell is a little crunchy.

You can add the cheese if your egg needs something to fill it, too!

4. Place your cooked eggs into a large serving dish with some cheese or olive oil to hold it together.

Here's the side you do not want any of your other eggs to get in!

5. You can serve it with some of the other yummy pasta I shared with you on the blog today!

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TheDreadedWave
08/26/19 1:29:24 PM
#85:


How to mine fish:

The easiest and best way to mine for gold is by using a large net. The smaller the net, the lower the chance a fish will be hit with it. So, don't use the smaller nets. The bigger and bigger a net, the higher the odds of catching a fish. For mine, this means you need a thick net like this. The thickest net will be larger than your sword/broadsword and should be made from some hard wooden material like walnut, oak in very rare cases.

Now, make sure your net is strong enough that you can swing the iron with it. You can do this by pressing the iron down against the water. This increases the iron's friction, which means that a fish will bounce off an iron instead. Then, you can slowly swing your sword at the fish you want to catch and use the iron to do the bouncing. You can also use the iron to catch frogs and fish too, they're the same thing. The key is that they will bounce of the iron if you hit them with a sword
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Error1355
08/26/19 2:23:27 PM
#86:


If I had to pick between the Xbox One and the PS4 and neither of them are going to be ready on time (when they are, I will go for the Playstation. It has proven itself as an excellent gaming platform), the Xbox One is the one that has made the most substantial gains. Yes, it costs more - it has a bigger hard drive and the Kinect is better-looking - but it makes the most of what it's got and it is the only machine that I could recommend to a friend or for a very specific reason. That's all I have to say.


How to hook up a PS4 to a new TV.

1. You can get the PS4 through a Sony Store at a price of over $400 (excluding taxes). You can also find the console at retail stores like Best Buy, Target and Walmarts in your area. For the PS4, the cheapest pricing is usually $399.99. For Xbox One, the cheapest pricing (on Xbox.com) is $329.99.

2. You won't likely be able to play all the PS4 games that are bundled with it. These are most of the major releases that you would find at regular retail retailers. For example, if you had the PS3 for a month and played Uncharted 4, Destiny 2 and Bloodborne, you would be able to pick those up and play them on the PS4, but would be limited to the content in each game. However, for a limited time, you can purchase digital versions of the games from Amazon.com and Gamestop.com, just like you can with the PS3. There are also some exclusive PS4 titles like "Titanfall."

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Error1355
08/26/19 2:34:56 PM
#87:


Knock Knock
Who's There?
The world is a dangerous place, and many people don't know what to do. The problem is that most people know too much to ever stop the bad guys so they end up just standing around, afraid of the next ambush. To help you, here are some tips you should follow:
A. Do this: Look at the sky and determine what direction the stars are moving at the moment. That's direction where there is a chance that you are going to survive. If you aren't sure, watch the moon during the time of night as well.
B. Take a photo of the surrounding area. For now, just take a blank photograph of whatever is visible.
Step 5: Know The Right Thing To Say
People will often tell you that they didn't know what to do, so when they found out they started being careful. This is not a good thing when there is a lot of danger involved so you MUST know what you can say. A wise person can teach you in about 3 minutes what to do.
Step 6: Use Good Judgment


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FF_Redux
08/26/19 2:37:43 PM
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Jagr_68
08/26/19 2:41:03 PM
#89:


PS4 looks great because the PC and PS3 still have the most powerful hardware available at the moment.

There's also some other good news, as well. The PC and PS4 can't play games just yet, although we've already received some information via our very own sources.

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hockeybub89
08/26/19 2:42:49 PM
#90:


In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
My brother is the one who's got all the balls
It's all my brother, all of the sudden the game starts over
So I don't try to run away from the boys
To play ball I'm in the streets with my friend
I was on TV with my girlfriend on all nights just talking
Trying to make some real good music with my friend
On the streets is all where we hang
Everywhere we go, we get hit by the police
I just want to tell you something, the cops don't know
They don't see you
We have the same face they see around the hood
They try to stop us with nothing but nothing
I just want to tell you something, the cops don't know
They don't see you
I just want to tell you something, the cops don't know
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FF_Redux
08/26/19 2:44:36 PM
#91:


The plot of the videogame Doom is about the demon Azazel, who comes to Earth and takes possession of Dr. Doom's mind, causing the demon to seek out a new host to inhabit. Doom travels to the NetherRealm to meet with Azazel and find a new host, but is not invited. In his pursuit, Doom encounters a group of teenage wizards, who have joined forces with a demon named Doom. Doom and the other wizards battle the demon, and are victorious, but the others were killed.

Other depictions

In the Marvel Team Up comics, there is a version of Doom where the demonic creature kills its own host.

Trivia

Although in the comics Doom can actually defeat Doom-Z, in real life it never happened.

When Doom meets his arch-enemies, the Skull-Men, one of Doom's first words is "Crimson Demon". The real-life Crimson Demon is a common name for the snake that eats bats and snakes.

The idea of a demon killing its own host is similar to the character Azazel in the Christian religion

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-lRO-Bot-
08/26/19 2:51:09 PM
#92:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77965755

@Sunhawk

I can't even get past the first group of races in Team Crash Racing.

Is this normal, or am I just a horrible gamer?


Nope, this is NOT normal. People like me are a minority amongst gamers a few thousand in many gaming forums. We exist for the sole purpose of making the gaming scene a better place! As a game developer of games like Tomb Raider, Rise of Nations, and Project Spark I work on a day to day basis to provide my audience a more positive and rewarding experience. I do not intend on having me and my family subject to the type of treatment I have received in the past, and we are hoping in a few hours you will see some change for the better.

You say you have friends in the US, but are you Canadian? Are you Australian?"

While I don't speak a word of the language of the other side, my family, including my mother, father and older sister, are all Canadians my mother has a full time job in Canada. Additionally, I live in my parents' home.
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Trevor_Belmont
08/26/19 3:17:07 PM
#93:


Transform and roll back your power!

The New Super Mario Bros. game system has appeared and it's in the shape of the T-1000!

This is basically a spin off from the main line of games that Mario games come in.

The game is actually a combination of the Tazmily and Super Smash Bros series, with the gameplay mostly being the same.

This one is also great because it has some more action elements, which isn't as common in the Mario games.

Megatron Must be stopped

With the Autobots forced to turn away before the Autobot power grid gets destroyed, Optimus leaves Earth aboard Decepticon craft, following the power of the Sun. The two-week trip takes a terrible toll on his body, but he refuses to let his loss stop him from finding and rescuing the other Autobots. He then travels to the Planet Arcturus, a strange satellite-shaped planet located in the Quintesson Region of the Milky Way Galaxy. There he finds the Planet Express headquarters being targeted by Decepticons.

After taking care of Decepticons who have invaded the facility, Optimus, Sparkplug, and their fellow Autobots manage to find the source of a distress signal, using its transmission to guide the Decepticons away from the plant. He also manages to defeat the leader of the Decepticons, and then, after giving his brother a final thanks, he gives his word to retrieve the other Autobots. The Autobots manage to rescue the other five after taking on a Decepticon patrol, and they all return to the Autobots
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Unspecified_NPC
08/26/19 4:54:34 PM
#94:


Lex Luthor is black. The original Superman, Lois Lane, was white. The only time Superman was black was in the classic story "Young Action Comics" (1939-40).

The character has three known parents in the first incarnation of Superman. One is Lois Lane from comics in the 1940s, the other being David Ben-Hur from the 1966 movie, and the third is Clark Kent from the 1950s TV show, which starred Ben-Hur and Clark Kent.

Lois Lane was not considered a lesbian until the 1970s TV show. So, the fact that she had two parents is simply fact. The existence of a third parent is not considered a fact.

In the comics, Superman is always young, but the age at which Clark has his powers is always between 15 and 18 years old.

Although Superman was created by Bill Finger, with the help of the late Jack Kirby, he was never portrayed as fully grown up prior to the movie series, with Lois Lane always being younger than Clark.

Superman died in Action Comics No. 1,
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TheDreadedWave
08/26/19 5:41:08 PM
#95:


If only I could be so grossly incandescent. I'd rather be a person who'd look into the abyss and then get sucked into the abyss. That's what they want you to do, to do. This is what they want you to do.

They will not give you that right. You have to look in the abyss at yourself and ask yourself "How can I do better?" No one is going to tell you that. You are the only one who can make that kind of change with yourself. Once you've done so, they go to your friends and family and say "This is what you're not telling me. That's your turn!" So, just keep doing what you're doing. The world needs more people like you.

What else is new about the world today?

Well, just yesterday it was announced that the CIA was going to build two solar power plants in the desert. You probably read about that here. And I have been told that they will build a superconductor plant in the center of the desert. They are very interested in finding out how far they can

Somehow this ended up as a paragraph complaining about whites being a minority in their own country for one attempt
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SpiralDrift
08/26/19 6:25:39 PM
#96:


It seems to autocomplete the navy seal copypasta every time.
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FF_Redux
08/26/19 6:41:45 PM
#97:


How to use a condom:

1. Use the condom properly, by using a lubricant inside the condom. If there is a lot of fluid, it makes for a less than satisfying condom.

2. Use it with some lubrication, since there is a lot of liquid inside the condom. Just be careful with the size and shape as there are a lot of little openings, and if you try to insert anything into one of them, you may cause injury!

3. This is by far one of the most satisfying ways to use a condom. It also protects you from STD's, and you can use a condom for up to 4 hours, if you are concerned about your STDs. But remember to use a condom for at least 5 minutes a day (not more than 4 hours!) for optimal protection!

4. If you are going to have sex again, be sure to use a clean latex condom. Don't use one that you use for a long time without a condom.

5. The condom should last for about 4 months of continuous use (5 times a week,

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Error1355
08/26/19 7:43:26 PM
#98:


FF_Redux posted...
How to use a condom:
Oh.

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powerman1426
08/26/19 7:59:14 PM
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#BanTheLanterns/comments/2g8u0a/for_all_your_need_to_know_that_is_why_we_hate/] 11:10, 22 February 2015 (UTC) I'll go ahead and remove your comments - that's all there is to it really. I'll be happy if I can actually discuss the article on the new topic page rather than trying to put up a strawman, but that's not happening right now. (We're discussing the article as well, which includes the new material.) I don't have to explain if this is the case, but I've done so before and I don't want to get anyone's concerns about being blocked for an entirely different issue.

I do not know if I can actually discuss the article on the new topic page. I'm open to other opinions - though, obviously, there's the question of whether we really want to, given that there's an entire page dedicated to this. However, I have to emphasize that I am in a minority, which is actually

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FF_Redux
08/26/19 8:41:42 PM
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The battle between Cate and Doge was epic, and in the end, Cate finally won. As Cate stood up, Doge made his move. Doge held up the corslet with his hand, a sign of his allegiance to Cate. CATE: Doge, what are you going to do with that? Doge: What do you mean? Cate: C'mon, just give it to her! Doge stepped back, looking confused and disappointed at the moment. CATE: Wait, I...I'm gonna have to ask you one more time. Who's the one you're going to marry? Goge: ...I don't really know. CATE: Who? Doge: ...I dunno...Cate? Cate: ...Doge? Doge: Cate... CATE: What are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Have you...are you serious? Doge: Yeah, I...I'm serious. CATE: Are you? What'd you say? Doge: You do realize that it's...well...Cate

@jpennys_cat @The_Doge

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