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FF_Redux posted...

The battle between Cate and Doge was epic, and in the end, Cate finally won. As Cate stood up, Doge made his move. Doge held up the corslet with his hand, a sign of his allegiance to Cate. CATE: Doge, what are you going to do with that? Doge: What do you mean? Cate: C'mon, just give it to her! Doge stepped back, looking confused and disappointed at the moment. CATE: Wait, I...I'm gonna have to ask you one more time. Who's the one you're going to marry? Goge: ...I don't really know. CATE: Who? Doge: ...I dunno...Cate? Cate: ...Doge? Doge: Cate... CATE: What are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Have you...are you serious? Doge: Yeah, I...I'm serious. CATE: Are you? What'd you say? Doge: You do realize that it's...well...Cate

@jpennys_cat @The_Doge

Not WOW
Very Wtf
Such delete this
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The_Doge posted...

FF_Redux posted...

The battle between Cate and Doge was epic, and in the end, Cate finally won. As Cate stood up, Doge made his move. Doge held up the corslet with his hand, a sign of his allegiance to Cate. CATE: Doge, what are you going to do with that? Doge: What do you mean? Cate: C'mon, just give it to her! Doge stepped back, looking confused and disappointed at the moment. CATE: Wait, I...I'm gonna have to ask you one more time. Who's the one you're going to marry? Goge: ...I don't really know. CATE: Who? Doge: ...I dunno...Cate? Cate: ...Doge? Doge: Cate... CATE: What are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Have you...are you serious? Doge: Yeah, I...I'm serious. CATE: Are you? What'd you say? Doge: You do realize that it's...well...Cate

@jpennys_cat @The_Doge

Not WOW
Very Wtf
Such delete this

Much wow
Such betrayal!
Very disappointment
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How to masturbate:


1. First remove your underwear. If you already have some, then just leave it there. Don't worry about where the underwear is, you're not going to clean your body if you're wearing it. I know a couple who clean their bodies everyday, in the morning and night. Put on your underwear and take one quick glance. Just like you would with your underwear, it's perfectly normal if you feel warm, so warm you might even feel a bit silly. If you're in a hurry, don't worry; just put it back on and continue masturbating.

2. Then take out a condom. If you do not have a condom, then feel a little nervous.

3. If you don't have condoms, or they've been worn out (and it's been too long), then a little hot soap (or warm water or a little bit of coconut oil) will help with lubrication.

4. If you have no condoms, your underwear is about to get a whole lot more interesting.

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How to build a birdhouse.

Birds can take up a space from 15 sq. feet to 200 sq. feet. To build a birdhouse, your bird will need a cage to hold the birdhouse and a frame for the wall. You will need an opening for ventilation and a way to add and keep in food, so keep the food in the cage. The birdhouse should be built close to the wall, so the bird will not have to get far away to eat food. You don't want the bird building to be more than 15' away from your house.

You will need to build a structure for the birdhouse in the back of your house. For some birds, it's okay if the inside of the birdhouse is only 20 to 30 from the back door or the back door can be built as a door frame as well. If you make the entire birdhouse, it will need to have a large hole through the back as the top of the structure.

Birds can eat birdfeeder food or grain in the cage. You can either

You felt your sins crawling on your back to come up out in that pile of hair. The pain of your sins was too much. You knew it was all an illusion. A figment of your imagination. Your head ached for something to get rid of that was the same pain as that old head you had. For it felt like you were being punished but you couldn't help it. All the pain that was going to have you run and hide now went to your head that you were being punished for that old time sin before.

You knew it was only a dream but you knew that you had to stop this nightmare.

You started to walk toward the entrance of the woods. The last thing that would pass through your head was the sound of a door opening.

You started to wonder what could be next. The thought of it didn't sit right in you. Then it hit you. When you first came by that house, it was empty.

Your mind was working overtime. What was it you saw before you. You don't remember that much. All you have is a
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The dollar store cashier unsheathed her sword and bellowed commands at us, "Take the cash!"

"Give me a dime!" I told her, "And I'll give you a dime!" she said.

"A nickel!" I cried, "Why do I have to give you a nickel?"

"A nickel!" she screamed again.

We each took a dime at a time as we passed the cashier, each receiving ten cents and each giving me an equal amount of change. The dollar store cashier handed me a twenty-five cent bill, and I turned to her and exclaimed, "How come you keep the change?"

I took the bill and looked inside. It contained a twenty-five cent piece of silver. I looked at the man behind me and said, "So you gave me twenty-five for nothing?"

He replied, "You're lucky I don't have a gold watch!"
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SpiralDrift posted...

Lol


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How to eat wet air:

1. Get dryers and a hot bath.

2. Buy a cheap plastic bag, make it huge.

3. Use the bag to squeeze all the oxygen out.

4. Blow away that carbon from the bag.

5. Leave it for a couple of days before venturing outside. You're doing it just for air.

6. It doesn't matter if anyone sees you they can't see something so tiny.

7. If you're really desperate, use an old pillow and blow out the remaining oxygen.

8. This isn't an easy process, but it'll eventually produce the perfect recipe for air cooking.

10 Ways to eat wet air

Here are 10 more practical ways to try wet eating. All of these are safe and delicious you don't have to try to be a ninja chef.

1. Make coffee

This is one of the easiest ways to cook, especially if you use a drip coffee maker, which you can make from a box if you

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10 Ways to eat wet air

Here are 10 more practical ways to try wet eating. All of these are safe and delicious you don't have to try to be a ninja chef.

1. Make coffee

This is one of the easiest ways to cook, especially if you use a drip coffee maker, which you can make from a box if you have one handy.

2. Freeze leftover meat

When you're camping, you'll find dried or ground meat is very handy. You can freeze it or keep it in the fridge if it's cold.

3. Turn chicken into soup

As a first aid emergency responder, you probably know how essential it is to be able to make it on scene. You can also try this super quick method for the same result.

4. Bake bread in a cake tin

One simple, quick way to have dough baked into cake is to bake bread in a tin. This is a great way to prepare some delicious, healthy breads while you recover from a night of sleep deprivation.

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I'm so happy this is back. I accidentally just closed the one I had on my phone.

Round asses are great.

You can see them from a distance with a pair of binoculars or with a big map

The butt cheeks are just under a meter long

There's a good, thick, warm, and supportive pad above the butt pads

You can pull your knees up to your chest or up to your armpits.

To protect from the cold and the heat

There's no need to go for a swim at first. Just wear whatever type of tank you feel comfortable wearing.

You can get your butt in the air for a few minutes at a time

You can walk around with it in your hand and the whole process takes about a minute

You can put it inside you and enjoy a hot bath or shower without having to put it in.

There's plenty of room inside the butt for things like a pillowcase or a blanket

Bridal Accessories

Cuddle with a stuffed animal

Sit with a dog or cat or your own dog or cat

Take a bath with a wet
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What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more," she shouted. But as the crowd surrounded her, an officer in plain clothes tried to talk with her.

Another police officer arrived to take the woman into custody. He told her she was being arrested because she was carrying an illegal weapon and was being arrested for aggravated assault, which carries a penalty of up to 25 years in prison.

Police then put a mask over a victim's face when she was taken from the scene.

According to the New York Daily News, the department had been investigating "frequent police beatings and aggressive-and aggressive-aggressive-aggressive behavior" since July 2014. In a statement to VICE News, the NYPD noted that its officers had "conducted themselves professionally, in a highly visible and visible manner."

"We do not tolerate those behaviors, which have no place in our city," Deputy Commissioner John Miller said during a news conference last week. "We are committed to doing everything and anyone can see through this very clear message."

Police commissioner Bill Bratton, who has also received criticism for what many see
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TheDreadedWave posted...

"frequent police beatings and aggressive-and aggressive-aggressive-aggressive behavior"

oh jeez three levels deep

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