Poll of the Day > Anyone that's played Metal Gear Solid 3: I bought a few packs of Calorie Mate

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I found out they were a real thing a while back, so I searched and found them online. Took over a month to arrive.

They're pretty good. Very thick and dry, though, like a really dense cookie. You pretty much need to have a drink to go with it. Tastes absolutely phenomenal with coffee.

They aren't very filling, though. Usually products like this are designed to make you feel more full than you actually are, which helps you eat less. This doesn't have that effect on me, unless the point is not to drink anything with them.

I'll give it a solid 8/10. Probably much better than eating a raw reticulated python or Kenyan mangrove crab.




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Yeah I'm a member of a fan group for mgs on Facebook and several people have hunted these things dowm because of the game. Betting that company loves that mgs put it in the game.

I probably never would but id buy one on impulse if I just randomly found one in a store.
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Thats awesome! The packages even look exactly like they do in the game lol
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Eating the python looked invigorating.

No homo.

Idk why but I always assumed it was just one big square brick and you just broke off what you wanted.
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mooreandrew58 posted...

Idk why but I always assumed it was just one big square brick and you just broke off what you wanted.

This!
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"to insure freshness'

is that right? I thought it would be ensure.
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Thats really cool

I had no idea those were real

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Lokarin posted...

"to insure freshness'

is that right? I thought it would be ensure.

Think it would insure. Think insurance and what that basically means. Makes sense to me anyways.
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