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CosmicShadows
08/27/19 12:13:07 AM
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With no way of knowing where it came from except for two things. An upside down pentagram carved in blood on the ceiling above you. And a red Scarf with the numbers 67 on it taped on your widow. What's the first thing do?
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TheVipaGTS
08/27/19 12:13:54 AM
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jerk off

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/19 12:14:04 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
What's the first thing do?

pee
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HANGtheDJ_86
08/27/19 12:16:30 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
jerk off

Anybody who doesn't say this answer is lying
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Questionmarktarius
08/27/19 12:18:10 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
jerk off

Anybody who doesn't say this answer is lying

That's not very easy to do before that morning piss.
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HANGtheDJ_86
08/27/19 12:20:16 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
jerk off

Anybody who doesn't say this answer is lying

That's not very easy to do before that morning piss.

That's why I stopped drinking so much liquid before bed

Can't be wasting morning wood like that
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Questionmarktarius
08/27/19 12:21:33 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
Can't be wasting morning wood like that

Ah, the great dilemma. Really need to pee, but morningwood...
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Smashingpmkns
08/27/19 12:22:32 AM
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Pick up all the money and put it in my mattress
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Tired-Insomniac
08/27/19 12:23:55 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
jerk off

Anybody who doesn't say this answer is lying

That's not very easy to do before that morning piss.


Nah, you give yourself a quick selfie and then rinse it with morning pee
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garan
08/27/19 12:30:16 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
CosmicShadows posted...
What's the first thing do?

pee
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Umbreon
08/27/19 12:34:26 AM
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Order a pizza.
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DrizztLink
08/27/19 12:38:47 AM
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slimfizzle4
08/27/19 12:39:19 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Order a pizza.

After I jerked it
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BillyKidd
08/27/19 12:41:20 AM
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pee while showering. If there something carved above my bed in blood, chances are I look like a crime scene.
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slimfizzle4
08/27/19 12:43:45 AM
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BillyKidd posted...
pee while showering. If there something carved above my bed in blood, chances are I look like a crime scene.

Or missing a kidney. Could go either way
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DrizztLink
08/27/19 12:44:32 AM
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slimfizzle4 posted...
Or missing a kidney. Could go either way
Gonna make the peeing interesting.

And they seriously overpaid for that kidney.

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apocalyptic_4
08/27/19 1:01:43 AM
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Honestly wouldn't touch a any of it and I'd move out.
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R_Jackal
08/27/19 1:03:27 AM
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Honestly probably not notice it til I go to sleep when the day is done, then call the cops. I'm basically a zombie when I first wake up the first 5-ish minutes.
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