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TeaMilk
08/27/19 1:53:53 PM
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I already got my degree, but I got my current internship through a organization at school, and they want me to write a 5-10 page, single spaced paper and give a presentation. I only had to write a paper this long once in college, and it was for a stupid art history elective

They probably cant hold me accountable for anything if I don't do it, but itd make the company look bad, and I wanna keep working here. My supervisor and I both would rather I keep doing actual work

Anyone want to write it for me
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/27/19 1:54:33 PM
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A CEgal in trouble?
OF COURSE! I WILL GLADLY HELP OUT

What's it about?
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TeaMilk
08/27/19 2:06:29 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
A CEgal in trouble?
OF COURSE! I WILL GLADLY HELP OUT

What's it about?

Well it's about my company & internship so you couldn't realistically write it v_v

One time bokchoi wrote an extra credit paper for my calculus class in HS that allowed me to pass & graduate. He was a good guy deep down
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/27/19 2:06:59 PM
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TeaMilk posted...

Well it's about my company & internship so you couldn't realistically write it v_v

One time bokchoi wrote an extra credit paper for my calculus class in HS that allowed me to pass & graduate. He was a good guy deep down

I can fucking do it.
Can I swear in it?
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SoraOwnsOctopus
08/27/19 2:07:37 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
they want me to write a 5-10 page, single spaced paper

lmao, that's fucked up
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SoraOwnsOctopus
08/27/19 2:09:06 PM
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dolomedes posted...
TeaMilk posted...
I only had to write a paper this long once in college

wat

I was a math major and only had to write a 5 page paper a few times, but that was double spaced >_>
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/27/19 2:10:28 PM
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Just call up the company "yo I get an extenstion on t he internship? give me contract!"
Then call the school with "hey listen! The paper is another castle" and hang up
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TeaMilk
08/27/19 2:17:38 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

I can fucking do it.
Can I swear in it?
yes, but can you write me dbz fanfiction instead?

SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
TeaMilk posted...
they want me to write a 5-10 page, single spaced paper

lmao, that's fucked up
I know lol literally nobody wants to read that much

dolomedes posted...
TeaMilk posted...
I only had to write a paper this long once in college

wat
I'm computer science lol
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AlephZero
08/27/19 2:18:43 PM
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200 word essay due tomorrow and i haven't even started lmao im fucked
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voldothegr8
08/27/19 2:21:32 PM
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5 pages and a subpar presentation it is
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LordFarquad1312
08/27/19 2:22:01 PM
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AlephZero posted...
200 word essay due tomorrow and i haven't even started lmao im fucked

You just typed about 7% of the requirement to complain instead of actually working on it.
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PatrickMahomes
08/27/19 2:23:39 PM
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"Next week" bruh call me when that becomes "tomorrow"
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TeaMilk
08/27/19 2:25:12 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
5 pages and a subpar presentation it is

I wanna do a decent presentation so I can make myself look good in front of the other interns at least. I don't give a shit about the paper tho

For the presentation they want us to include all this dumb shit like company history and our working hours/benefits. Its literally gonna be the same for every intern who cares, I wanna talk about the epic GUI smoketest tool I wrote
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