Current Events > my butthole is insanely chapped right now

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TheDarkCircle
09/02/19 2:16:55 AM
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been shitting a lot today, no diarrhea just been shitting a ton and now my butthole is so chapped. it literally was burning the last shit i took. gonna have to give it a rest
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DespondentDeity
09/02/19 2:17:48 AM
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Gotta get them wet wipes bud.
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tamagucci
09/02/19 2:17:51 AM
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when the cheeks get clapped
the hole gets chapped
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MabusIncarnate
09/02/19 2:19:24 AM
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You sound like a Scott TP consumer

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xsouljah
09/02/19 2:20:17 AM
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Invest in a bidet
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Hicks233
09/02/19 2:32:54 AM
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Gently clean it in a warm shower, dry carefully then use some antiseptic cream on it.

Have you had a change in your diet that'll have given you Johnny Cash ass?
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DrizztLink
09/02/19 2:35:46 AM
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Hicks233 posted...
Johnny Cash ass?
Wouldn't Elvis be more applicable?

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kingdrake2
09/02/19 2:36:35 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Gotta get them wet wipes bud.


wet wipes are premium. commoners can't afford them.
though TC could afford some preparation H on the hole aka chocolate ass cream.
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Hicks233
09/02/19 1:37:50 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Hicks233 posted...
Johnny Cash ass?
Wouldn't Elvis be more applicable?

"Burning ring of fire"
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SSJGrimReaper
09/02/19 1:41:25 PM
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TC's username makes the topic title/post funnier.
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_Matchabuu_
09/02/19 1:42:00 PM
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I drank some castor oil last night... I definitely feel your pain TC
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kingdrake2
09/02/19 1:49:09 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
I drank some castor oil last night... I definitely feel your pain TC


in the cartoons they give a big ol spoonful to TOM.
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DirkDiggles
09/02/19 1:50:11 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
TC's username makes the topic title/post funnier.

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slimfizzle4
09/02/19 1:53:07 PM
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Hicks233 posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Hicks233 posted...
Johnny Cash ass?
Wouldn't Elvis be more applicable?

"Burning ring of fire"

Yeah but his asshole is nothing but a hound dog
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HasaDiga
09/02/19 1:54:24 PM
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Baby powder clears that problem right up. It's a hot summer and if you have a hairy ass, friction is gonna do what it does.
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kingdrake2
09/02/19 1:55:03 PM
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HasaDiga posted...
Baby powder clears that problem right up. It's a hot summer and if you have a hairy ass, friction is gonna do what it does.


helps the weight challenged too. prevents sweat from giving a rash.

we have to use that term or else be modded. cant say a few word combinations.
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brestugo
09/02/19 1:55:13 PM
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https://www.buttpaste.com/
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slimfizzle4
09/02/19 1:56:01 PM
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Do you have a hairy ass TC?
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DrizztLink
09/02/19 8:48:23 PM
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slimfizzle4 posted...
Yeah but his asshole is nothing but a hound dog
I was referring to him dying on the toilet.

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Hicks233
09/02/19 9:47:19 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
slimfizzle4 posted...
Yeah but his asshole is nothing but a hound dog
I was referring to him dying on the toilet.

It can't be that bad unless you're curled up in the bath, crying with your asshole twitching like a rabbit's nose.
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mattnd2007
09/02/19 9:48:03 PM
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Get some calmoseptine

You can find it at Walgreens

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