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Engineer_Gamer
09/03/19 2:09:23 PM
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so that's one movie out of fucking 8

sounds like a shit series, not sure why someone would base a huge chunk of their identity on something they think is largely awful
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Engineer_Gamer
09/03/19 2:09:50 PM
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i put a space in neckbeard to annoy whoever might not have been annoyed by the rest of this topic and i'm sure it worked on someone
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Engineer_Gamer
09/03/19 5:34:31 PM
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this topic succeeded in that even CE's contrarians dare not touch it
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tamagucci
09/03/19 5:36:58 PM
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shut the fuck up and take the hint no one cares about your triple post meltdown
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pauIie
09/03/19 5:37:31 PM
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Monkhood
09/03/19 5:38:44 PM
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Shitting on Star Wars. Wow. What a brave and controversial topic.
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darkprince45
09/03/19 5:39:00 PM
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Im not a huge Star Wars obsessed fandom geek dude. But Ive seen all the movies. Aside from the first two movies they all kinda suck. The prequel trilogy was awful. The new trilogy basically ruined the franchise. Rogue One was one of the best too. Solo was fun to watch
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Turtlemayor333
09/03/19 5:41:32 PM
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Shills: If Darth Maul and Rose aren't two of your favorite Star Wars characters, you're a neckbeard loser

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Engineer_Gamer
09/03/19 5:45:48 PM
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tamagucci posted...
shut the fuck up and take the hint no one cares about your triple post meltdown
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brestugo
09/03/19 5:49:30 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Im not a huge Star Wars obsessed fandom geek dude. But Ive seen all the movies. Aside from the first two movies they all kinda suck.


I haven't seen them all, but I agree with this basically. It was downhill after the first two for me.
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Hanky_Bannister
09/03/19 5:50:33 PM
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the 2000s trilogy was so bad
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Engineer_Gamer
09/03/19 5:57:40 PM
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Monkhood posted...
Shitting on Star Wars. Wow. What a brave and controversial topic.
not shitting on star wars

shitting on people who simultaneously define their very identity by star wars fandom and yet only consider 1/8 of the movies to be good
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IShall_Run_Amok
09/03/19 6:48:32 PM
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Theres this whole expanded universe of YA novels, breakfast cereal and an Ewoks cartoon tho.
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Awesome
09/03/19 6:51:42 PM
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knights of the old republic is the best thing about star wars
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au_gold
09/03/19 6:55:10 PM
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This is a sad topic.
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s0nicfan
09/03/19 6:59:37 PM
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Engineer_Gamer posted...
tamagucci posted...
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On the off chance you are:
shut the fuck up and take the hint no one cares about your triple post meltdown
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BilalPowell
09/03/19 7:01:19 PM
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They like the 1st 2. Then the 3rd was disappointing, but compared to the ones since it looks good.
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HylianFox
09/03/19 7:04:34 PM
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Engineer_Gamer posted...
so that's one movie out of fucking 8

sounds like a shit series, not sure why someone would base a huge chunk of their identity on something they think is largely awful


8? don't forget RO, Solo, and the Holiday Special

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FL81
09/03/19 7:16:53 PM
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Sackgurl
09/03/19 7:33:04 PM
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Awesome posted...
knights of the old republic is the best thing about star wars


on point, worth noting that the jedi knight video game series was also pretty great

i think people who dislike the new films probably were bigger fans of the expanded universe material than much of the original series

disney's corporate decision that none of that is canon probably rubbed a lot of people the wrong way
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ledbowman
09/03/19 7:36:44 PM
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Here are tiers

Great
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Revenge of the Sith

Very Good
4. The Last Jedi

Good
5. Return of the Jedi
6. Attack of the Clones
7. The Phantom Menace

Mediocre
8. The Force Awakens
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HylianFox
09/03/19 7:41:38 PM
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Sackgurl posted...
on point, worth noting that the jedi knight video game series was also pretty great

i think people who dislike the new films probably were bigger fans of the expanded universe material than much of the original series

disney's corporate decision that none of that is canon probably rubbed a lot of people the wrong way


they really hurt themselves by not drawing from the EU for their movies

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ledbowman
09/03/19 7:43:37 PM
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Mr Hangman posted...
lol RotS as "great". It has 2 good scenes. The entire rest of the movie is pure, concentrated cringe.

Sorry you feel that way
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au_gold
09/03/19 7:46:22 PM
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ledbowman posted...
Very Good
4. The Last Jedi

And there goes your credibility.
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AngryRedHatter
09/03/19 9:00:14 PM
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2 > 3 > 5 > 1 > 8 > 7 = 4 > 6
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Thunder_Armor
09/03/19 9:03:18 PM
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Star Wars fans are usually more into the universe the movies created than the movies themselves. Its not like most of them are a bunch of film buffs.

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brestugo
09/03/19 9:14:36 PM
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AngryRedHatter posted...
2 > 3 > 5 > 1 > 8 > 7 = 4 > 6

You have 3 that high? I enjoyed it, but lot of people consider it the Godfather III of Star Wars movies.
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darkprince45
09/03/19 9:23:08 PM
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kewldude475 posted...
Every single Star Wars movie is absolutely awesome, people are just too jaded.

I love them at this point because of the guilty pleasure nerd culture. But majority of them are bad acting cheesy af
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IShall_Run_Amok
09/03/19 9:46:46 PM
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Thunder_Armor posted...
Star Wars fans are usually more into the universe the movies created than the movies themselves. Its not like most of them are a bunch of film buffs.

That's for sure. Film buffs tend to have a completely different, sometimes opposite take on the franchise than fans.
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MrMallard
09/03/19 9:50:35 PM
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Same principle as Sonic fans.

"Sonic 3 & Knuckles is the only good game, I just like the characters!"

At least Sonic fans didn't disown their franchise's The Force Awakens, if nothing else.
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MrNintendo1213
09/03/19 9:59:34 PM
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I never cared for Star Wars tbh. Even as a kid I thought it was boring.
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The Great Muta 22
09/03/19 10:41:30 PM
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I'm like, an average fan of it and I seriously don't get why people trash it as much as they do. For what the whole series is, which is mostly simple popcorn flicks watched in the theaters, they are fine. I mean, the acting and story has always been not that deep but it's not meant to be imo. The first 3 yes, are the best of the series and E1 and E2 were absolutely a drag to get through, but E3 and all the most recent ones have been just like, your standard "shut your brain off and watch a space opera" style of movies to me, which are fine.

I'm not going into these films expecting some acting or writing masterpiece. Give me some space battles and a couple of force type shit and I'm good.
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ledbowman
09/04/19 8:15:30 AM
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People love to ignore OT corn, and define the PT by its corn
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The Top Crusader
09/04/19 8:19:45 AM
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4>5>6>Rogue One>7>Solo>8>3>2>1

Of course the two Ewok movies and Holiday special are so awesome I'm not going to rank them.

I genuinely enjoy everything from Solo and greater, not a fan of 8 or the prequels.
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ledbowman
09/04/19 8:25:53 AM
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Attack of the Clones is one of the most exhilarating times I've ever had in a theater
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Alucard188
09/04/19 8:28:16 AM
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Awesome posted...
knights of the old republic is the best thing about star wars


I _still_ need to play that and KotOR2.

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YourDrunkFather
09/04/19 8:30:03 AM
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ledbowman posted...
Very Good
4. The Last Jedi


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IShall_Run_Amok
09/04/19 9:52:46 AM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Thunder_Armor posted...
Star Wars fans are usually more into the universe the movies created than the movies themselves. Its not like most of them are a bunch of film buffs.

That's for sure. Film buffs tend to have a completely different, sometimes opposite take on the franchise than fans.

To add to this, "Empire is the only good one" is something I'd expect to hear from a cinephile before a Star Wars fan. Star Wars fans are, um, historically a lot more forgiving of every entry in the series except The Last Jedi, which film buffs tend to like more than many other entries.
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