Poll of the Day > How is it Current Year and Nintendo can't make joycons that work?

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papercup 09/04/19 9:16:51 PM #1:	The left stick is fucked. The A button is fucked. Why is everything so fucked? Yet my 22 year old N64 controller still works perfectly. Get it together Doug Bowser, this is embarrassing. --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:926982959] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>The left stick is fucked. The A button is fucked. Why is everything so fucked? Yet my 22 year old N64 controller still works perfectly. Get it together Doug Bowser, this is embarrassing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 09/04/19 9:18:12 PM #2:	How exactly is the left stick "fucked"? I'm curious. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926983026] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>How exactly is the left stick "fucked"? I'm curious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
papercup 09/04/19 9:20:57 PM #3:	It doesn't have full range. Specifically, the deadzone extends all the way up. I have to push it up as far as I possibly can to get barely any movement. --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:926983170] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>It doesn't have full range. Specifically, the deadzone extends all the way up. I have to push it up as far as I possibly can to get barely any movement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 09/04/19 9:22:21 PM #4:	mario party 1 fucked up a few of my n64 controllers a little bit --- . <cite>green dragon posted [p:926983243] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>mario party 1 fucked up a few of my n64 controllers a little bit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 09/04/19 9:23:37 PM #5:	Why doesnt the switch have Netflix <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:926983316] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Why doesnt the switch have Netflix</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Broken_Zeus 09/04/19 9:43:21 PM #6:	#CurrentYearMeme MICHALECOLE posted... Why doesnt the switch have Netflix Because why would it? ...oh, you're doing that meme. --- Gamefaqs cannot handle my #BrokenBrilliance <cite>Broken_Zeus posted [p:926984302] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>#CurrentYearMeme MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>Why doesnt the switch have Netflix</quote> Because why would it? ...oh, you're doing that meme.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 09/04/19 9:58:39 PM #7:	had my switch for 6 months, been getting bad drift in my right joycon for like two months lol its a joke --- I'm thinkin' about starting a corporation. WHO'S WITH ME? <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:926985052] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>had my switch for 6 months, been getting bad drift in my right joycon for like two months lol its a joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 09/04/19 10:23:23 PM #8:	My joycons were fucked within a few months of owning my Switch. Constant desyncs and drifting while docked. They are the only controllers I own that have any sort of issue. --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:926986239] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>My joycons were fucked within a few months of owning my Switch. Constant desyncs and drifting while docked. They are the only controllers I own that have any sort of issue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 09/04/19 10:23:41 PM #9:	Why would the switch have Netflix? Why did the Wii U, the 3ds, and the Wii? Why does the switch have Hulu and YouTube? Why the fuck doesnt the switch have Netflix? The first ever portable system <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:926986252] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Why would the switch have Netflix? Why did the Wii U, the 3ds, and the Wii? Why does the switch have Hulu and YouTube? Why the fuck doesnt the switch have Netflix? The first ever portable system</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CTLM 09/04/19 10:30:02 PM #10:	I have one joycon where its left directional pad just randomly stops working. It's lovely when it happens during Smash <cite>CTLM posted [p:926986543] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>I have one joycon where its left directional pad just randomly stops working. It's lovely when it happens during Smash </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 09/04/19 10:33:11 PM #11:	MICHALECOLE posted... Why would the switch have Netflix? Why did the Wii U, the 3ds, and the Wii? Why does the switch have Hulu and YouTube? Why the fuck doesnt the switch have Netflix? The first ever portable system Maybe they dont care about having it... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:926986695] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>Why would the switch have Netflix? Why did the Wii U, the 3ds, and the Wii? Why does the switch have Hulu and YouTube? Why the fuck doesnt the switch have Netflix? The first ever portable system</quote> Maybe they dont care about having it...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 09/04/19 11:20:51 PM #12:	mine work fine --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:926988747] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>mine work fine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 09/04/19 11:33:10 PM #13:	LinkPizza posted... MICHALECOLE posted... Why would the switch have Netflix? Why did the Wii U, the 3ds, and the Wii? Why does the switch have Hulu and YouTube? Why the fuck doesnt the switch have Netflix? The first ever portable system Maybe they dont care about having it... They who? Nintendo? Why did they have it on every system before? What other feature have they dropped? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:926989289] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>Why would the switch have Netflix? Why did the Wii U, the 3ds, and the Wii? Why does the switch have Hulu and YouTube? Why the fuck doesnt the switch have Netflix? The first ever portable system</quote> Maybe they dont care about having it...</quote> They who? Nintendo? Why did they have it on every system before? What other feature have they dropped?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 09/04/19 11:38:15 PM #14:	every single joycon is fucked nintendo really dropped the ball on qa there, like it's ridiculous it's not even a case of someone getting a good batch and not ever having these issues, no. every joycon is fucked, period. --- i'm in disguise <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:926989515] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>every single joycon is fucked nintendo really dropped the ball on qa there, like it's ridiculous it's not even a case of someone getting a good batch and not ever having these issues, no. every joycon is fucked, period.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 09/04/19 11:43:38 PM #15:	MICHALECOLE posted... LinkPizza posted... MICHALECOLE posted... Why would the switch have Netflix? Why did the Wii U, the 3ds, and the Wii? Why does the switch have Hulu and YouTube? Why the fuck doesnt the switch have Netflix? The first ever portable system Maybe they dont care about having it... They who? Nintendo? Why did they have it on every system before? What other feature have they dropped? Maybe something happened between them. Maybe NetFlix found out how much Hulu and Nintendo were doing together. And became the jealous ex... Bulbasaur posted... every single joycon is fucked nintendo really dropped the ball on qa there, like it's ridiculous it's not even a case of someone getting a good batch and not ever having these issues, no. every joycon is fucked, period. Apparently, Krazy_Kirby says his are fine... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:926989745] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>Why would the switch have Netflix? Why did the Wii U, the 3ds, and the Wii? Why does the switch have Hulu and YouTube? Why the fuck doesnt the switch have Netflix? The first ever portable system</quote> Maybe they dont care about having it...</quote> They who? Nintendo? Why did they have it on every system before? What other feature have they dropped?</quote> Maybe something happened between them. Maybe NetFlix found out how much Hulu and Nintendo were doing together. And became the jealous ex... Bulbasaur posted...</cite> <quote>every single joycon is fucked nintendo really dropped the ball on qa there, like it's ridiculous it's not even a case of someone getting a good batch and not ever having these issues, no. every joycon is fucked, period.</quote> Apparently, Krazy_Kirby says his are fine...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 09/05/19 12:09:31 AM #16:	This has been very eye opening. Don't think I'll be buying too many Joycon controllers when I do finally get a Switch. It's a damn shame too because I really enjoyed collecting different colored Wii motes and Wii Classic controllers. Those things were built like a tank ffs... ...So wtf happened? --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926990751] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>This has been very eye opening. Don't think I'll be buying too many Joycon controllers when I do finally get a Switch. It's a damn shame too because I really enjoyed collecting different colored Wii motes and Wii Classic controllers. Those things were built like a tank ffs... ...So wtf happened?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GanonsSpirit 09/05/19 12:13:32 AM #17:	Bulbasaur posted... every single joycon is fucked nintendo really dropped the ball on qa there, like it's ridiculous it's not even a case of someone getting a good batch and not ever having these issues, no. every joycon is fucked, period. I've had my Switch for 8 and half months and my joycons work fine. --- https://imgur.com/tsQUpxC Thanks, Nade Duck! [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] <cite>GanonsSpirit posted [p:926990901] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Bulbasaur posted...</cite> <quote>every single joycon is fucked nintendo really dropped the ball on qa there, like it's ridiculous it's not even a case of someone getting a good batch and not ever having these issues, no. every joycon is fucked, period.</quote> I've had my Switch for 8 and half months and my joycons work fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 09/05/19 12:19:27 AM #18:	Hasnt Nintendo been fixing them? And making ones that work fine or something? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:926991123] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Hasnt Nintendo been fixing them? And making ones that work fine or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Final Fantasy2389 09/05/19 12:58:34 AM #20:	Launch day switch owner here. I have no issues with my joycons. I do believe you're having issues, but it's not like it's an every switch case. --- Ha Ji-won <3 https://imgur.com/WsrLCO6 \| https://imgur.com/GNxSzQq \| https://imgur.com/PrYgCg6 <cite>Final Fantasy2389 posted [p:926992376] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Launch day switch owner here. I have no issues with my joycons. I do believe you're having issues, but it's not like it's an every switch case. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosAzeroth 09/05/19 2:01:48 AM #21:	Drift issues like a month, two max, after getting the Switch. With only moderate play as well. We don't have the receipt anymore, which iirc it requires. The drift isn't even the same in all games. There's one I literally can't play because it drifts CONSTANTLY but can play other games with much milder/infrequent drift. <cite>ChaosAzeroth posted [p:926994118] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Drift issues like a month, two max, after getting the Switch. With only moderate play as well. We don't have the receipt anymore, which iirc it requires. The drift isn't even the same in all games. There's one I literally can't play because it drifts CONSTANTLY but can play other games with much milder/infrequent drift.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeltaBladeX 09/05/19 4:06:55 AM #22:	LinkPizza posted... Hasnt Nintendo been fixing them? Not in all regions. You see, while they are getting sued over Joycons in some countries, others aren't. LinkPizza posted... And making ones that work fine or something? Unfortunately, that is still unknown. There is a very similar part with a similar identification code, but how well they will last is to be seen. --- I'm not lazy, I just don't care http://backloggery.com/DeltaBladeXNZ - https://steamcommunity.com/id/DeltaBladeX <cite>DeltaBladeX posted [p:926996671] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>Hasnt Nintendo been fixing them? </quote> Not in all regions. You see, while they are getting sued over Joycons in some countries, others aren't. LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>And making ones that work fine or something?</quote> Unfortunately, that is still unknown. There is a very similar part with a similar identification code, but how well they will last is to be seen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeltaBladeX 09/05/19 4:08:15 AM #23:	ChaosAzeroth posted... Drift issues like a month, two max, after getting the Switch. With only moderate play as well. We don't have the receipt anymore, which iirc it requires. Where did you buy it? I got mine at EB Games (NZ) and they allowed replacement so customers didn't need to deal with Nintendo themselves. Their loyalty card has my purchase. --- I'm not lazy, I just don't care http://backloggery.com/DeltaBladeXNZ - https://steamcommunity.com/id/DeltaBladeX <cite>DeltaBladeX posted [p:926996695] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>ChaosAzeroth posted...</cite> <quote>Drift issues like a month, two max, after getting the Switch. With only moderate play as well. We don't have the receipt anymore, which iirc it requires.</quote> Where did you buy it? I got mine at EB Games (NZ) and they allowed replacement so customers didn't need to deal with Nintendo themselves. Their loyalty card has my purchase.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboXgp89 09/05/19 4:09:59 AM #24:	rather a system that's tied to home than a system with a screen and shitty parts --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WErq2CBYTU <cite>RoboXgp89 posted [p:926996735] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>rather a system that's tied to home than a system with a screen and shitty parts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AllstarSniper32 09/05/19 7:01:26 AM #25:	Do they have non-joycon controllers that you can use? Besides the GC controller. --- If the people only understood the rank injustice of our money and banking systems, there would be a revolution before morning - Andrew Jackson <cite>AllstarSniper32 posted [p:926999180] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Do they have non-joycon controllers that you can use? Besides the GC controller.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 09/05/19 7:26:24 AM #26:	papercup posted... Why is everything so fucked? Yet my 22 year old N64 controller still works perfectly. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:926999621] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>papercup posted...</cite> <quote>Why is everything so fucked? Yet my 22 year old N64 controller still works perfectly.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 09/05/19 7:47:30 AM #27:	Ive had my Switch since launch and only ever had the one pair of Joy Cons and havent had any issues --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:927000074] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Ive had my Switch since launch and only ever had the one pair of Joy Cons and havent had any issues </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krow_Incarnate 09/05/19 8:34:33 AM #28:	Silly me, I just went and bought an actual controller. --- Hail Hydra <cite>Krow_Incarnate posted [p:927001148] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Silly me, I just went and bought an actual controller.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
papercup 09/05/19 9:43:52 AM #29:	Yeah I could use a pro controller, but I like playing it undocked. --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:927003133] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I could use a pro controller, but I like playing it undocked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 09/05/19 10:12:19 AM #30:	I've been playing my switch more than anything else but I hate the controller. It feels too small. My fingers slip off the buttons amd joystick a lot <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:927004095] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>I've been playing my switch more than anything else but I hate the controller. It feels too small. My fingers slip off the buttons amd joystick a lot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 09/05/19 10:01:22 PM #31:	CTLM posted... I have one joycon where its left directional pad just randomly stops working. It's lovely when it happens during Smash Why would it matter that happened during smash? The left dpad is for taunts... <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:927036031] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>CTLM posted...</cite> <quote>I have one joycon where its left directional pad just randomly stops working. It's lovely when it happens during Smash </quote> Why would it matter that happened during smash? The left dpad is for taunts...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 09/05/19 10:02:49 PM #32:	SkynyrdRocker posted... CTLM posted... I have one joycon where its left directional pad just randomly stops working. It's lovely when it happens during Smash Why would it matter that happened during smash? The left dpad is for taunts... Thats the most important part... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:927036094] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>CTLM posted...</cite> <quote>I have one joycon where its left directional pad just randomly stops working. It's lovely when it happens during Smash </quote> Why would it matter that happened during smash? The left dpad is for taunts...</quote> Thats the most important part...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CTLM 09/05/19 10:55:44 PM #33:	SkynyrdRocker posted... Why would it matter that happened during smash? The left dpad is for taunts... The one you push with your thumb? That one. Thumbstick. Not dpad. That's the one that goes unresponsive Someone can't get the correct terminology down. <cite>CTLM posted [p:927038713] in How is it ... [t:77988328]...</cite> <quote>SkynyrdRocker posted... </cite> <quote>Why would it matter that happened during smash? The left dpad is for taunts...</quote> The one you push with your thumb? That one. Thumbstick. Not dpad. That's the one that goes unresponsive Someone can't get the correct terminology down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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