Current Events > God has just forced you to get rid of one species of animal.

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Exeggcute
09/10/19 5:39:52 PM
#51:


Deer are a bigger threat than climate change. Waste them all!
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SocialistGamer
09/10/19 5:41:43 PM
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Deer, useless and cause car accidents.
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PatrickMahomes
09/10/19 10:27:41 PM
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Wasps
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masticatingman
09/10/19 10:32:57 PM
#54:


Lions are cats...
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mooreandrew58
09/10/19 10:32:59 PM
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CyricZ posted...
My thought coming into this was "wasps" because fuck wasps.

But if I had to pick from that list, eagles, because while sad, it would have the least catastrophic effect on the ecosystem.


Was gonna say similar. Bate wasps. Fuck wasps. But on the eagles I was gonna say that cause last i checked they where already endarged so ehh it would be less lives lost.

HasaDiga posted...
Goats posted...
Eagles would probably do the least damage to the ecosystem/supply of meme pics.

There's also the cherry on top of it pissing off a bunch of flag waving rednecks.


I'm almost as patriotic as they come (havent signed up for thr military so those who have I feel are more so) and I live in the south and have a US flag hanging from my wall but still id pick eagles if I had to pick from this list without doing a bunch of research first anyways to figure out which would actually be the optimal choice.
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ultimate reaver
09/10/19 10:34:31 PM
#56:


eagles are the least useful or interesting to me on that list

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Jackal4
09/10/19 10:35:08 PM
#57:


Lairen posted...
Humans.

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Solar_Crimson
09/10/19 10:35:08 PM
#58:


SquantoZ posted...
Mosquitoes is the only correct answer

This.

Mosquitoes serve no benefit to nothing at all, and any niche they fill on the food chain can easily be taken by something else.
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Vicious_Dios
09/10/19 10:37:18 PM
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Cats, I guess.
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NOM
09/10/19 10:43:59 PM
#60:


Deer. Worthless pieces of crap. Kill 'em all.
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mooreandrew58
09/10/19 10:47:00 PM
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NOM posted...
Deer. Worthless pieces of crap. Kill 'em all.


Some people eat them. For me anyways I wasnt going to pick anything that was something some groups of humans ate normally
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Questionmarktarius
09/10/19 10:49:57 PM
#62:


mooreandrew58 posted...
I'm almost as patriotic as they come (havent signed up for thr military so those who have I feel are more so) and I live in the south and have a US flag hanging from my wall but still id pick eagles if I had to pick from this list without doing a bunch of research first anyways to figure out which would actually be the optimal choice.

Maybe we could have DDT back, then.
How many people do you suppose eagles have killed indirectly, because we freaked out and banned DDT, which just let mosquitoes and malaria spread all over again?
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Crazyman93
09/10/19 10:51:36 PM
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CyricZ posted...
My thought coming into this was "wasps" because fuck wasps.

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TreyFlowers
09/10/19 10:52:09 PM
#64:


Eagles easily
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cjsdowg
09/10/19 10:54:38 PM
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Lions are crappy animals. They just get good press. Like Dolphins
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JimCarrysToe
09/10/19 10:54:40 PM
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orangefire25 posted...
The people saying cats clearly want to die from a rodent population explosion leading to the mass destruction of crops and spread of disease.

It's alright, all we have to do is burn down mountains and forests to get rid of rats! @visualboy2003
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mooreandrew58
09/10/19 11:00:46 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
I'm almost as patriotic as they come (havent signed up for thr military so those who have I feel are more so) and I live in the south and have a US flag hanging from my wall but still id pick eagles if I had to pick from this list without doing a bunch of research first anyways to figure out which would actually be the optimal choice.

Maybe we could have DDT back, then.
How many people do you suppose eagles have killed indirectly, because we freaked out and banned DDT, which just let mosquitoes and malaria spread all over again?


Im half asleep so I'll respond further tomorrow. But what does ddt have to do with eagles? If this is simply about mosquitos im not talking about them cause they wherent on tcs list god is giving you in this hypothetical scenario.
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Questionmarktarius
09/10/19 11:02:35 PM
#68:


mooreandrew58 posted...
But what does ddt have to do with eagles?

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB116727843118861313
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Unsugarized_Foo
09/10/19 11:03:42 PM
#69:


Cats do too much damage to other species as it is. Second to humans
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Big_Nabendu
09/10/19 11:15:56 PM
#70:


Roaches

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VideoboysaysCube
09/10/19 11:20:19 PM
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Deers, so I don't have to keep dodging them on my drive to work.
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jumi
09/10/19 11:20:57 PM
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None of those are "species."

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sabin017
09/10/19 11:21:58 PM
#73:


Big_Nabendu posted...
Roaches

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_Matchabuu_
09/10/19 11:29:38 PM
#74:


Dogs for sure
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Stagmar
09/10/19 11:44:57 PM
#75:


jumi posted...
None of those are "species."

Except the ones that are.
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Tyranthraxus
09/10/19 11:48:02 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Except the ones that are.
Basically just Lion.

All of the others could be referring to more than one species.


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bobbaaay
09/10/19 11:50:26 PM
#77:


dogs.
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HollowKnail
09/10/19 11:51:20 PM
#78:


jumi posted...
None of those are "species."
yeah this what the heck tc
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modena
09/10/19 11:57:54 PM
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" A species is often defined as the largest group of organisms in which any two individuals of the appropriate sexes or mating types can produce fertile offspring, typically by sexual reproduction."
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Esrac
09/11/19 12:00:44 AM
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Cats. Because cats are stupid and pointless pets.
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Stagmar
09/11/19 12:03:49 AM
#81:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Stagmar posted...
Except the ones that are.
Basically just Lion.

All of the others could be referring to more than one species.


cows, cats (since the inclusion of lions means this only refers to house cats), dogs, lions, horses, and chickens are species.
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KeepAnEyeOut
09/11/19 12:07:14 AM
#82:


FL81 posted...
bed bugs


These fucking pieces of shit.

Also, tagging everyone who says humans as "Edgelord."
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Gafemage
09/11/19 12:10:09 AM
#83:


TheDreadedWave posted...
Horses should have more votes.

Like seriously what use do horses even serve?

Amish communities would die off in droves without them. Also there's horse races, recreational horseback riding, etc. Also people eat horse meat.
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modena
09/11/19 12:12:59 AM
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I just gotta say after checking the polls...how many brothers I got up in here cause fish and chicken are dead last lol.
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haloiscoolisbak
09/11/19 12:13:12 AM
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Anything small like mosquitoes would have a massive effect on the world. Pandas or something useless please

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jumi
09/11/19 1:05:48 AM
#87:


Stagmar posted...
cows, cats (since the inclusion of lions means this only refers to house cats), dogs, lions, horses, and chickens are species.


There are multiple types and different species of all of those.

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Stagmar
09/11/19 9:22:05 AM
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jumi posted...
Stagmar posted...
cows, cats (since the inclusion of lions means this only refers to house cats), dogs, lions, horses, and chickens are species.


There are multiple types and different species of all of those.

Types does not equal species. All cows are Bos Taurus, all house cats are Felis catus, all dogs are Canis lupus familiaris a sub-species of wolf, all lions are Panthera leo, all horses are Equus ferus, and all chickens are Gallus gallus.
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DocDelicious
09/11/19 9:50:37 AM
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Ticks

Mosquitos feed a bunch of animals/bugs.
Spiders eat shittier, more annoying, bugs.

Ticks serve absolutely no fucking purpose other than to procreate.
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Tyranthraxus
09/11/19 10:05:54 AM
#90:


Stagmar posted...
Types does not equal species. All cows are Bos Taurus, all house cats are Felis catus, all dogs are Canis lupus familiaris a sub-species of wolf, all lions are Panthera leo, all horses are Equus ferus, and all chickens are Gallus gallus.


This is not really correct.

"Cat" refers to Felidae and not anything else. If you extincted "cats" it would logically include lions, tigers, lynx, cougars, leopards, etc.

"Cow" is another word for Domesticated Cattle. Cattle means "Bovinae" which includes things like water buffalo, yaks, bison, etc. As a matter of fact, there is no distinction between Taurus beef and Bison beef.

Dogs are kind of sketchy as they can interbreed with wolves so it fails its own species definition.

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emblem boy
09/11/19 10:11:42 AM
#91:


Why wouldn't cows be the ones that do the least damage to the ecosystem if they were gone?
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RescueBC
09/11/19 10:17:43 AM
#92:


We've done a pretty good job of getting rid of many of them without encouragement. Why would God need us to get rid of one more? XD
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jumi
09/11/19 9:59:21 PM
#93:


Felis margarita is a sandcat. It is just as much a "cat" as a house cat is. Same for the bobcat (lynx rufus).

Which species are we getting rid of?

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