Poll of the Day > 9/10 times the ice cream machine is broken at mcdonalds

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NightMareBunny
09/16/19 2:39:56 AM
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it's down so often i wonder why anyone would bother asking for a shake knowing that there's a good chance they'll just be told "Sorry the machine's down"

nobody ever wants to clean that thing I've noticed and it's worse when both the ice cream machine and the coffee maker's down cause then you can't even get A Simple Caramel Mach

bottom line the ice cream machine just exists to be broken it seems
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Mead
09/16/19 2:42:48 AM
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A Simple Caramel Mach


cant they tell you are a civilized man in need of a beverage?

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Greenfox111
09/16/19 2:43:06 AM
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i've never experienced the ice cream machine at a mcdonald's being broken

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NightMareBunny
09/16/19 2:44:33 AM
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Greenfox111 posted...
i've never experienced the ice cream machine at a mcdonald's being broken


i have and it happens so often that i wonder if the employees are just lazy or the ice cream machine really gets overworked
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Mead
09/16/19 2:47:30 AM
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NightMareBunny posted...
i have and it happens so often that i wonder if the employees are just lazy or the ice cream machine really gets overworked


What a cryptic situation

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hypnox
09/16/19 2:51:23 AM
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I don't think its "broke" I think they are told to tell you that if its down for cleaning. I think I saw somewhere where it takes a few hours to clean that damn thing.
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NightMareBunny
09/16/19 2:52:43 AM
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hypnox posted...
I don't think its "broke" I think they are told to tell you that if its down for cleaning. I think I saw somewhere where it takes a few hours to clean that damn thing.


last time i went to mcdonalds they told me it'd be 15 minutes
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GrimCyclone
09/16/19 2:53:22 AM
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I was told that this is because it automatically prevents use if it is not maintained properly because it can be a huge health risk. Not sure how true that is.
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hypnox
09/16/19 2:54:18 AM
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NightMareBunny posted...
hypnox posted...
I don't think its "broke" I think they are told to tell you that if its down for cleaning. I think I saw somewhere where it takes a few hours to clean that damn thing.


last time i went to mcdonalds they told me it'd be 15 minutes


might be 15 minutes left.

https://www.mashed.com/135144/the-real-reason-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machines-always-seem-to-be-broken/

Takes four hours to clean the stupid thing.
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GrimCyclone
09/16/19 2:59:33 AM
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It actually makes perfect sense. In the mid 90s, many places were managed better because managers weren't afraid to bark orders and stay on employee's asses to get them in line. This generation, especially the person reading this making the "REEEEEEEE!" sound, think that hard work and getting barked at is MEAN and not allowed! So it makes since that anything that requires a timely or strong effort would be done less efficiently these days.

It is only gonna get worse. At the end of 2031 they pass laws that prevent robot workers from taking so many jobs and that new generation is the last one before society collapses in America.

So enjoy your milkshakes while they last.
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NightMareBunny
09/16/19 3:05:26 AM
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hypnox posted...
NightMareBunny posted...
hypnox posted...
I don't think its "broke" I think they are told to tell you that if its down for cleaning. I think I saw somewhere where it takes a few hours to clean that damn thing.


last time i went to mcdonalds they told me it'd be 15 minutes


might be 15 minutes left.

https://www.mashed.com/135144/the-real-reason-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machines-always-seem-to-be-broken/

Takes four hours to clean the stupid thing.


they were suppose to get more better and more reliable ice cream machines i heard a couple years back but that never happened for some reason....

i guess a better question is who the hell broke the coffee maker?
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Kyuubi4269
09/16/19 3:23:34 AM
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GrimCyclone posted...
In the mid 90s, many places were managed better because managers weren't afraid to bark orders and stay on employee's asses to get them in line.

In the mid 90s your pay would go a lot further for the same work.
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Roman Niucumir
09/16/19 3:26:42 AM
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It's been more like 1/50 in my experience.
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Cacciato
09/16/19 3:31:25 AM
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At least NMB isnt bitching about the mythic blocked posts he usually sees.
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Mead
09/16/19 3:34:36 AM
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I for one am grateful that someone is finally doing some local McDonalds investigative reporting

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Monopoman
09/16/19 3:35:54 AM
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hypnox posted...
I don't think its "broke" I think they are told to tell you that if its down for cleaning. I think I saw somewhere where it takes a few hours to clean that damn thing.

Better than places that never clean the thing, from what I hear Slurpee machines are rarely if ever cleaned and there is some nasty shit that piles up in there.
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Blaqthourne
09/16/19 3:39:35 AM
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Maybe they're dropping a hint that you need to lose weight.
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inloveanddeath0
09/16/19 3:47:12 AM
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I haven't had ice cream or whatever it's really called at McDonald's since the 90's

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Aaantlion
09/16/19 4:32:19 AM
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Maybe the wild dogs chewed the cords.

Greenfox111 posted...
i've never experienced the ice cream machine at a mcdonald's being broken


My local one never had their McFlurry machine working.
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NightMareBunny
09/16/19 4:35:08 AM
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who made wild dogs into a meme? i live out on a lake anything that's business district does not have dogs roaming around
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Mead
09/16/19 4:49:11 AM
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NightMareBunny posted...
who made wild dogs into a meme? i live out on a lake anything that's business district does not have dogs roaming around


You

when you said you couldnt get walk to work because you thought youd be eaten by wild dogs

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SunWuKung420
09/16/19 10:21:43 AM
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That's ok. It's barely ice cream anyways.
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BUMPED2002
09/16/19 10:49:30 AM
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NightMareBunny posted...
it's down so often i wonder why anyone would bother asking for a shake knowing that there's a good chance they'll just be told "Sorry the machine's down"

nobody ever wants to clean that thing I've noticed and it's worse when both the ice cream machine and the coffee maker's down cause then you can't even get A Simple Caramel Mach

bottom line the ice cream machine just exists to be broken it seems


Mr Softee's ice cream machine is never broken!
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DirtBasedSoap
09/16/19 10:52:17 AM
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Mead posted...
cant they tell you are a civilized man in need of a beverage?
why did he capitalize it like that lol

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Krazy_Kirby
09/16/19 12:39:52 PM
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so many better places for ice cream
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wwinterj25
09/16/19 1:45:02 PM
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NightMareBunny posted...
I've noticed


You actually left the house?

NightMareBunny posted...
i wonder if the employees are just lazy


Remind me of your job again.
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Black_Crusher
09/16/19 2:09:16 PM
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NightMareBunny posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
i've never experienced the ice cream machine at a mcdonald's being broken


i have and it happens so often that i wonder if the employees are just lazy or the ice cream machine really gets overworked

It happens so often at different McDonalds near me it must be a super bitch to clean out, which is why nobody ever wants to do it hence "oh yeah.. it's broken that's it!"
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LinkPizza
09/16/19 2:30:14 PM
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I feel like weve been through this before...
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DevilSummoner1
09/16/19 2:31:22 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I feel like weve been through this before...


yeah this isn't the first time he's made this topic
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Krazy_Kirby
09/16/19 2:45:03 PM
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how is this topic even possible with all the people you have blocked/ignored??
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AllstarSniper32
09/16/19 2:51:03 PM
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ITT

Needs Cleaning = Broke
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LinkPizza
09/16/19 3:51:28 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
how is this topic even possible with all the people you have blocked/ignored??

Its probably not.

Or they arent really on ignore.

Or he logs off to read all the post from the people he ignored (AKA most of the board)
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wwinterj25
09/16/19 5:12:20 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
how is this topic even possible with all the people you have blocked/ignored??

I'm sure he just makes a topic and then just posts things without reading 99% of it.
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dedbus
09/16/19 5:41:49 PM
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It's there to let us know we don't deserve it.
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Krazy_Kirby
09/17/19 9:08:25 AM
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surprised he hasn't closed it yet
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