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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/16/19 9:45:45 PM
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There be a rumour of sorts. They claim she hides several bottles of wine at work. But she's good at her job so she's never spoken to about it.

This intrigues me
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 2:56:21 AM
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I need to find out where she keeps it
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Questionmarktarius
09/17/19 2:58:22 AM
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"work future wife"?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 2:59:12 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"work future wife"?

Yeah she's gonna me my work wife in the future
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Pinotage
09/17/19 3:03:10 AM
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what the hell is a work wife
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 5:36:51 AM
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Pinotage posted...
what the hell is a work wife

A wife at work?
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Chicken
09/17/19 5:38:15 AM
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Dont shit where you eat.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 5:38:24 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
A wife at work?


Are you sure? You seem to question it yourself.

I meant it more as a "it's a work wife... What else would it be?"
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Shablagoo
09/17/19 5:39:07 AM
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like youre gonna marry her or just be very good coworker friends with her?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 5:40:35 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
like youre gonna marry her or just be very good coworker friends with her?

Basically I'm intending to get close to her, find out if she's a functional alcoholic and if yes, join her and take advantage of having one of the top people in the company as a work wife.

Or if she's not then just cement the friendship and be disappointed
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shnangyboos
09/17/19 5:44:41 AM
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Make sure to let her know you'll be referring to her as your work wife on the internet.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 5:45:53 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
Make sure to let her know you'll be referring to her as your work wife on the internet.

That's weird dude
The plan is to first encourage it at work, then let her know I brag about it to a Mongolian throat singing message board.
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Ilishe
09/17/19 5:47:04 AM
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Tell her she is part of an arranged work marriage.
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Shablagoo
09/17/19 5:47:37 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Shablagoo posted...
like youre gonna marry her or just be very good coworker friends with her?

Basically I'm intending to get close to her, find out if she's a functional alcoholic and if yes, join her and take advantage of having one of the top people in the company as a work wife.

Or if she's not then just cement the friendship and be disappointed


pics
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 6:31:54 AM
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I am not posting pics. She's not beautiful like Ronda 'cute shoulders' Rousey
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Ving_Rhames
09/17/19 6:33:32 AM
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Never share pics with CE.

That said..always be careful with girls you work with. One wrong move with a girl who you didnt know was vindictive can be a problem.
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Jiek_Fafn
09/17/19 6:41:49 AM
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This should make turning her into your work present wife much easier. Get sloppy drunk with her. The whiskey dick will prevent it from becoming anything else.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 6:46:54 AM
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Gentlemen, ladies I just intend to get wasted with her and take advantage of friendship.
she's like 30 and too old
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Shablagoo
09/17/19 7:07:32 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Never share pics with CE.

That said..always be careful with girls you work with. One wrong move with a girl who you didnt know was vindictive can be a problem.


Users have shared pics with me without issue though.

Im sure there are some crazies here but most of us arent. That said, I find it surprising TC is settling for someone lesser than Rhonda.
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EpicMickeyDrew
09/17/19 7:41:00 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
"work future wife"?

Yeah she's gonna me my work wife in the future

Then you should say future work wife.
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MrMallard
09/17/19 7:52:28 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gentlemen, ladies I just intend to get wasted with her and take advantage of friendship.
she's like 30 and too old

So you're going to feed her alcoholism for your own gain?
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Shablagoo
09/17/19 8:15:24 AM
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I was watching The Walking Dead season 9 and this drunk guy tried to assassinate a politician because he was drunk.
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Gheb
09/17/19 8:45:03 AM
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Pinotage posted...
what the hell is a work wife

A close, typically platonic, relationship with a female coworker.

I have both a work wife and a work daughter.
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Shablagoo
09/17/19 9:47:10 AM
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Gheb posted...
Pinotage posted...
what the hell is a work wife

A close, typically platonic, relationship with a female coworker.

I have both a work wife and a work daughter.

ok but whats a work future wife
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Caution998
09/17/19 10:38:19 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gentlemen, ladies I just intend to get wasted with her and take advantage of friendship.
she's like 30 and too old


you're the biggest pervert on this board and this is a board that has Vegy.
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darkmaian23
09/17/19 10:44:40 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gentlemen, ladies I just intend to get wasted with her and take advantage of friendship.
she's like 30 and too old

Joke topic.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 1:50:54 PM
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MrMallard posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gentlemen, ladies I just intend to get wasted with her and take advantage of friendship.
she's like 30 and too old

So you're going to feed her alcoholism for your own gain?

No I'm going to drink her alcohol for my own gain

Shablagoo posted...
Gheb posted...
Pinotage posted...
what the hell is a work wife

A close, typically platonic, relationship with a female coworker.

I have both a work wife and a work daughter.

ok but whats a work future wife

One that will be my work wife in the future
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TheMikh
09/17/19 1:57:30 PM
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the concept of work spouses is weird
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