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Patty_Fleur
09/17/19 3:33:05 PM
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Why?
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mattnd2007
09/17/19 3:33:44 PM
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Brown iPhone

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King Rial
09/17/19 3:33:53 PM
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Because women don't get front pockets on their pants, despite pleading for them for years.
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hollow_shrine
09/17/19 3:37:35 PM
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King Rial posted...
Because women don't get front pockets on their pants, despite pleading for them for years.

Or even when they do, they're shallow to the point of uselessness
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TheAnthraxBunny
09/17/19 10:08:31 PM
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Some pants will discolor around the edges of you phone. Have you ever seen those permanent outlines some people have on their pants from their wallet? Phones can do it that too depending on the pants. Its happened to me once so now I always put my phone in my back pocket just to be safe.

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au_gold
09/17/19 10:10:08 PM
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So their ass looks fatter.
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SauI_Goodman
09/17/19 10:13:56 PM
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because they are secretly filming so they can go back later and find out how many guys were checking out her ass
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gloBal enemy
09/17/19 10:15:02 PM
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King Rial posted...
Because women don't get front pockets on their pants, despite pleading for them for years.


this. And shallow front pockets if any.

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BipBapBam
09/17/19 10:15:38 PM
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King Rial posted...
Because women don't get front pockets on their pants, despite pleading for them for years.

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toyota
09/17/19 10:20:54 PM
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i put it in my back pockets too because of the fading through your pants reason

chest pocket or right butt along with my wallet
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gatorsPENSbucs
09/17/19 10:22:17 PM
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I don't know but its annoying as fuck when it's in the left pocket and I go to grab the left cheek.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/17/19 10:22:56 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
because they are secretly filming so they can go back later and find out how many guys were checking out her ass


Well i'm busted all day at work.
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Trickfinger
09/17/19 10:23:05 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I don't know but its annoying as fuck when it's in the left pocket and I go to grab the left cheek.
lmao
SauI_Goodman posted...
because they are secretly filming so they can go back later and find out how many guys were checking out her ass
lmao!

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yoshi_62
09/17/19 10:29:35 PM
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I've also been told that the front pockets on women's pants are simply there for decoration, and they're often straight up not actually pockets at all. Just pieces of fabric with no opening that look like pockets.
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gatorsPENSbucs
09/18/19 12:39:26 AM
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yoshi_62 posted...
I've also been told that the front pockets on women's pants are simply there for decoration, and they're often straight up not actually pockets at all. Just pieces of fabric with no opening that look like pockets.

Yup. Plenty of the wifes pockets are like that, and most actual pockets are extremely tiny.
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Cleo_II
09/18/19 1:00:35 AM
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yoshi_62 posted...
I've also been told that the front pockets on women's pants are simply there for decoration, and they're often straight up not actually pockets at all. Just pieces of fabric with no opening that look like pockets.
Pretty much
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samurai bandit
09/18/19 2:02:17 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
yoshi_62 posted...
I've also been told that the front pockets on women's pants are simply there for decoration, and they're often straight up not actually pockets at all. Just pieces of fabric with no opening that look like pockets.
Pretty much


The reason they are like that is because if the front pockets were normal, they wouldnt use them anyway and complain they make them look fat.
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