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darkprince45
09/18/19 3:10:04 AM
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Dildos specifically

I disgree

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pegusus123456
09/18/19 3:11:05 AM
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It's not gay, but I am a little confused why you don't just utilize your wife's penis.
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Parappa09
09/18/19 3:11:13 AM
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you should tell her that being gay means that you're sexually attracted to just men, not what sex toys you like using

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gunplagirl
09/18/19 3:11:52 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It's not gay, but I am a little confused why you don't just utilize your wife's penis.


That's what I'm saying
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vigorm0rtis
09/18/19 3:12:02 AM
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Sounds like it's time for some gay shit.
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Foppe
09/18/19 3:27:53 AM
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Your wife is part of the problem.
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Parappa09
09/18/19 3:28:21 AM
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Foppe posted...
Your wife is part of the problem.
i'll show her what gay is

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BalanceLost
09/18/19 3:29:13 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
Foppe posted...
Your wife is part of the problem.
i'll show her what gay is

Hehehe
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thanosibe
09/18/19 3:30:34 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It's not gay, but I am a little confused why you don't just utilize your wife's penis.
Im confused. Women dont have penises.

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badwinkles
09/18/19 3:30:58 AM
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Thank you
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FL81
09/18/19 3:39:21 AM
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gunplagirl
09/18/19 3:40:19 AM
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FL81 posted...
You should do gay things with your wife

It's only gay if they cross streams
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pegusus123456
09/18/19 3:41:33 AM
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thanosibe posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
It's not gay, but I am a little confused why you don't just utilize your wife's penis.
Im confused. Women dont have penises.

You must've gone to high school in one of those states that think sex ed is the devil's work, huh
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Dragonblade01
09/18/19 3:52:19 AM
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I guess your wife isn't having as much fun as she could be.
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scar the 1
09/18/19 3:54:39 AM
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thanosibe posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
It's not gay, but I am a little confused why you don't just utilize your wife's penis.
Im confused. Women dont have penises.

That's transphobic
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iPhone_7
09/18/19 3:56:30 AM
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thanosibe posted...
Im confused. Women dont have penises.

How dare you
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Parappa09
09/18/19 4:23:01 AM
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thanosibe posted...
Im confused. Women dont have penises.


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pinky0926
09/18/19 4:28:56 AM
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I'm actually kind of on the fence on this one.

On one hand, there's nothing intrinsically gay about putting things up your butt IMO, and really you're just touching your own body.

On the other hand, if that thing you're putting up there is decidedly phallic, like an actual penis shaped dildo, what then?
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scar the 1
09/18/19 4:32:59 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I'm actually kind of on the fence on this one.

On one hand, there's nothing intrinsically gay about putting things up your butt IMO, and really you're just touching your own body.

On the other hand, if that thing you're putting up there is decidedly phallic, like an actual penis shaped dildo, what then?

What does it matter? Your sexuality is determined by what turns you on. Is it entirely implausible that a man is turned on by putting stuff up his butt, and that the things he happens to think feel the best are phallic? Maybe the phallic objects come in a wider variety, or in the most appropriate sizes, or just feel better? That still doesn't mean that he necessarily is turned on by men
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pinky0926
09/18/19 4:38:43 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I'm actually kind of on the fence on this one.

On one hand, there's nothing intrinsically gay about putting things up your butt IMO, and really you're just touching your own body.

On the other hand, if that thing you're putting up there is decidedly phallic, like an actual penis shaped dildo, what then?

What does it matter? Your sexuality is determined by what turns you on. Is it entirely implausible that a man is turned on by putting stuff up his butt, and that the things he happens to think feel the best are phallic? Maybe the phallic objects come in a wider variety, or in the most appropriate sizes, or just feel better? That still doesn't mean that he necessarily is turned on by men


Man I'm talking about throbbing vascular lifelike looking penis - balls and all, not just a somewhat phallic object that merely happens to be the correct dimensions for physical stimulation.

Ultimately it doesn't matter to me because I think the worries about whether you're gay or not are entirely unimportant, but...seems a little gay to go out your way to firmly grasp Rocco Siffredi's penis cast and gently tease it into your butthole.
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pegusus123456
09/18/19 4:40:03 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I'm actually kind of on the fence on this one.

On one hand, there's nothing intrinsically gay about putting things up your butt IMO, and really you're just touching your own body.

On the other hand, if that thing you're putting up there is decidedly phallic, like an actual penis shaped dildo, what then?

Bruh, what shape are you supposed to stick up there
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badwinkles
09/18/19 4:42:06 AM
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god damnit
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YourDrunkFather
09/18/19 4:57:26 AM
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I thought you left your wife

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scar the 1
09/18/19 5:00:11 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Man I'm talking about throbbing vascular lifelike looking penis - balls and all, not just a somewhat phallic object that merely happens to be the correct dimensions for physical stimulation.

Yeah I get it, but that doesn't change what I said. There could be several other reasons why you'd pick one of those over a more "generic" one - feel, price, range of products, etc.
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coh
09/18/19 5:01:12 AM
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Why would a guy need to use toys when his hands are enough
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Questionmarktarius
09/18/19 5:01:20 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Bruh, what shape are you supposed to stick up there

uh... prostate-massager shaped.
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pegusus123456
09/18/19 5:08:01 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Bruh, what shape are you supposed to stick up there

uh... prostate-massager shaped.

Literally every image on Google is phallic.
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Lord_Wombat
09/18/19 5:09:38 AM
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What's her stance on people bragging about animal abuse on an online forum?
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DrizztLink
09/18/19 5:11:48 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Bruh, what shape are you supposed to stick up there
Non-Euclidean fractals, obviously.

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pinky0926
09/18/19 5:13:12 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Man I'm talking about throbbing vascular lifelike looking penis - balls and all, not just a somewhat phallic object that merely happens to be the correct dimensions for physical stimulation.

Yeah I get it, but that doesn't change what I said. There could be several other reasons why you'd pick one of those over a more "generic" one - feel, price, range of products, etc.


There could but...I wouldn't tut tut someone for wondering if such a person was maybe a bit gay.
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coh
09/18/19 5:15:08 AM
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As a straight man, I don't want anything going inside me.
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scar the 1
09/18/19 5:22:59 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
scar the 1 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Man I'm talking about throbbing vascular lifelike looking penis - balls and all, not just a somewhat phallic object that merely happens to be the correct dimensions for physical stimulation.

Yeah I get it, but that doesn't change what I said. There could be several other reasons why you'd pick one of those over a more "generic" one - feel, price, range of products, etc.


There could but...I wouldn't tut tut someone for wondering if such a person was maybe a bit gay.

I would just in general maybe tut tut people for perpetuating this idea that being "a bit" gay is determined by what you do and not by who you're attracted to.
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Foppe
09/18/19 5:28:02 AM
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coh posted...
As a straight man, I don't want anything going inside me. None of my holes are for entering, only exiting.

The male body is built to give pleasure from anal sex thanks to the placement of the prostate.
And that have nothing to do with if you are straight or gay.
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pinky0926
09/18/19 5:33:05 AM
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scar the 1 posted...

I would just in general maybe tut tut people for perpetuating this idea that being "a bit" gay is determined by what you do and not by who you're attracted to.


It's not exactly outrageous to think that someone might have a male sexual fantasy in mind if they're using a toy that looks identical to a male sex organ, is all I'm saying.

We could get even more abstract with this. Like if someone was to jerk off while fondling the breasts of a sex doll, is it possible that maybe they like women
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Foppe
09/18/19 5:37:52 AM
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Does your wife think that pocket vagina toys are gay as well?
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008Zulu
09/18/19 5:40:06 AM
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Foppe posted...
Does your wife think that pocket vagina toys are gay as well?

What if you put the pocket vagina in your butt, then put a dildo inside the pocket vagina? Asking for a friend.
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Foppe
09/18/19 5:43:00 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Foppe posted...
Does your wife think that pocket vagina toys are gay as well?

What if you put the pocket vagina in your butt, then put a dildo inside the pocket vagina? Asking for a friend.

...I think Ive seen this in a movie...
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scar the 1
09/18/19 6:09:52 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
scar the 1 posted...

I would just in general maybe tut tut people for perpetuating this idea that being "a bit" gay is determined by what you do and not by who you're attracted to.


It's not exactly outrageous to think that someone might have a male sexual fantasy in mind if they're using a toy that looks identical to a male sex organ, is all I'm saying.

We could get even more abstract with this. Like if someone was to jerk off while fondling the breasts of a sex doll, is it possible that maybe they like women

Sure, but having such fantasies would land you in a wide range of potential sexual orientations, all the way from straight with bi-curious fantasies/tendencies to gay. I don't see the point of blanket stating that "huh might be gay" from such a silly little detail.

...that said, I don't really see the point of blanket stating that "huh might be gay" in any circumstance, unless you're interested in hooking up with the guy in question, or setting him up with someone.
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ssj3vegeta_
09/18/19 6:13:21 AM
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pegusus123456
09/18/19 6:24:28 AM
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Foppe posted...
008Zulu posted...
Foppe posted...
Does your wife think that pocket vagina toys are gay as well?

What if you put the pocket vagina in your butt, then put a dildo inside the pocket vagina? Asking for a friend.

...I think Ive seen this in a movie...

I mean.

I've definitely read that in a fanfic.
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thanosibe
09/18/19 7:55:36 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
You must've gone to high school in one of those states that think sex ed is the devil's work, huh
Nah. I actually had really good sex education for being that long ago. Probably not the same as in recent years. School education seems to be getting better and better. But Im sure they still teach the basics that are the same as they always been. So Im not sure what youre on about.

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ChrisTaka
09/18/19 7:58:39 AM
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coh posted...
As a straight man, I don't want anything going inside me.


What if I have a search warrant.
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Veggeta_MAX
09/18/19 7:59:19 AM
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Guys, the ONLY thing that makes you gay is being attracted to the same sex. The opposite sex blowing your ass would not make you gay.
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treebrojima
09/18/19 8:01:09 AM
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TIL pinky wants a giant veiny silicone penis for his birthday
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CyricZ
09/18/19 8:01:52 AM
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This explains so much about you.
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HANGtheDJ_86
09/18/19 8:15:06 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I'm actually kind of on the fence on this one.

On one hand, there's nothing intrinsically gay about putting things up your butt IMO, and really you're just touching your own body.

On the other hand, if that thing you're putting up there is decidedly phallic, like an actual penis shaped dildo, what then?


I'd say it mainly depends on what you're thinking about while it's happening.

Ain't nothing like a good prostate massage and peggings have their place too.
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codey
09/18/19 8:26:19 AM
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coh posted...
As a straight man, I don't want anything going inside me.


Being straight has nothing to do with not wanting things in your ass. Did you know that some gay men also don't want anything in their asses?

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Zombified_Toast
09/18/19 8:36:07 AM
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At the very most it makes you bi-curious

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pinky0926
09/18/19 8:41:23 AM
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treebrojima posted...
TIL pinky wants a giant veiny silicone penis for his birthday


How do you know I don't already have one, or 3
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Makeveli_lives
09/18/19 8:42:48 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I'm actually kind of on the fence on this one.

On one hand, there's nothing intrinsically gay about putting things up your butt IMO, and really you're just touching your own body.

On the other hand, if that thing you're putting up there is decidedly phallic, like an actual penis shaped dildo, what then?

Bruh, what shape are you supposed to stick up there

Something with a hook on the end obviously
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