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Philoktetes
09/19/19 4:51:25 PM
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in my home and all i have to do is put a small sign in my front yard

it seems like a p good deal i told him to come by tomorrow
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TheGoldenState
09/19/19 4:52:09 PM
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rip
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Laserion
09/19/19 4:53:38 PM
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You'll get robbed by the very people that install it!
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gunplagirl
09/19/19 4:53:47 PM
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That's cool, I had 3 Nigerian princes all email me trying to receive their inheritance. But then when I tried to reply, I got responses by some mailman named Daemon.
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CADE FOSTER
09/19/19 5:00:15 PM
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Laserion posted...
You'll get robbed by the very people that install it!

This they know how to disarm it and when you arent home
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voldothegr8
09/19/19 5:02:08 PM
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If I was rich I'd let them do it. Then watch them shit bricks when they break in and the real system I had installed after they left busts them.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/19/19 5:04:08 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
If I was rich I'd let them do it. Then watch them shit bricks when they break in and the real system I had installed after they left busts them.

You don't need anybody to install a security system. It's all low voltage and coax usually, sometimes wireless. Unless you have some crazy shit wired up you can learn how to do it yourself on YouTube and the material is pretty cheap.
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Pepys Monster
09/19/19 5:10:10 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
If I was rich I'd let them do it. Then watch them shit bricks when they break in and the real system I had installed after they left busts them.

Even better, set up Home Alone style traps for them.
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gunplagirl
09/19/19 5:12:57 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
If I was rich I'd let them do it. Then watch them shit bricks when they break in and the real system I had installed after they left busts them.

Even better, set up Home Alone style traps for them.


Unfortunately runs the risk of felonies, but there's nothing wrong with those traps that cause doors to lock all around a person, trapping them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CENtEwMLKlg" data-time="


This is a good example of a perfectly legal trap.
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Hanky_Bannister
09/19/19 5:13:58 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
That's cool, I had 3 Nigerian princes all email me trying to receive their inheritance. But then when I tried to reply, I got responses by some mailman named Daemon.

Matt Daemon?
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gunplagirl
09/19/19 10:23:52 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
gunplagirl posted...
That's cool, I had 3 Nigerian princes all email me trying to receive their inheritance. But then when I tried to reply, I got responses by some mailman named Daemon.

Matt Daemon?


It's a joke about mailer daemon emails, that auto response when an email can't be sent.
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gloBal enemy
09/19/19 10:47:41 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Even better, set up Home Alone style traps for them.


Didn't that movie teach us how criminals used social engineering even before the days of social media to rob houses?

https://www.americanalarm.com/blog/10-security-lessons-from-home-alone-015345

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