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SpriteLimit
09/30/19 9:15:39 PM
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I randomly said ass for no reason when I was 6

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Accolon
09/30/19 9:15:53 PM
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SimpleMan
09/30/19 9:17:10 PM
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Dunno. Probably hell.
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Vicious_Dios
09/30/19 9:17:45 PM
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Accolon posted...
gris


This, and I taught him that, btw.

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YookaLaylee
09/30/19 9:17:47 PM
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TerrifyingRei
09/30/19 9:17:47 PM
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pretty sure i dropped the c-word on my boss when i was working construction because he dropped a 4x4 piece of lumber from two stories up and it almost landed on me.

now i sprinkle f-bombs in everything. the exception is at work, where I attempt to be as professional as possible, especially because i'm driving young kids around.
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powerman1426
09/30/19 9:17:50 PM
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First one I recall was fucker. Just because it rhymed with sucker, I didn't know it was bad

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R1masher
09/30/19 9:18:24 PM
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I remember saying douche (although not a swear word I got in trouble) me and my sister were fake fighting making sound effects like Bruce lee and Batman bam biff douche
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blablablax17
09/30/19 9:20:41 PM
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Crap.
Some older kid tricked me into saying it and then told on me.
I got in huge trouble.

What a fucking asshole.
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Butterfiles
09/30/19 9:22:07 PM
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i heard fuck in a movie, probably that
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awesome999
09/30/19 9:23:51 PM
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Shit
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The Popo
09/30/19 9:24:04 PM
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When I was like 3, I was a ring bearer in my aunts wedding. After the ceremony, the wedding parties were taking pictures outside. It was about 100F out, so a lot of the groomsmen were saying things like its so fucking hot out, I need to get back into the fucking air conditioning, not really realizing/caring that a 3 year old was around them.

When the pictures were done, I got in the car with my parents and told them to turn on the fucking air conditioning.
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WaterLink
09/30/19 9:25:55 PM
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Fuck fuck fuck
Mother mother fuck
Mother mother fuck fuck
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powerman1426
09/30/19 9:29:06 PM
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The Popo posted...
When I was like 3, I was a ring bearer in my aunts wedding. After the ceremony, the wedding parties were taking pictures outside. It was about 100F out, so a lot of the groomsmen were saying things like its so fucking hot out, I need to get back into the fucking air conditioning, not really realizing/caring that a 3 year old was around them.

When the pictures were done, I got in the car with my parents and told them to turn on the fucking air conditioning.
Lol, how did that go over?

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The Popo
09/30/19 9:32:38 PM
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powerman1426 posted...
The Popo posted...
When I was like 3, I was a ring bearer in my aunts wedding. After the ceremony, the wedding parties were taking pictures outside. It was about 100F out, so a lot of the groomsmen were saying things like its so fucking hot out, I need to get back into the fucking air conditioning, not really realizing/caring that a 3 year old was around them.

When the pictures were done, I got in the car with my parents and told them to turn on the fucking air conditioning.
Lol, how did that go over?

At first, my dad started yelling at me, and then my mom started yelling at him about how I didnt know any better and was just repeating what I heard. Kinda blew over quickly.

Now its just a good story to look back on.
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HotLap
09/30/19 9:33:00 PM
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I called my dad a pussy when I was 5 while we were playing a fighting game on Nintendo. I had no idea what it meant but I heard my older brother say it to his friends.
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Lordgold666
09/30/19 9:33:18 PM
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Fudge
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SpriteLimit
09/30/19 9:34:07 PM
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HotLap posted...
I called my dad a pussy when I was 5 while we were playing a fighting game on Nintendo. I had no idea what it meant but I heard my older brother say it to his friends.


Dam roasted

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Butterfiles
09/30/19 9:45:29 PM
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HotLap posted...
I called my dad a pussy when I was 5 while we were playing a fighting game on Nintendo. I had no idea what it meant but I heard my older brother say it to his friends.

You're the dad now
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HotLap
09/30/19 11:11:43 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
HotLap posted...
I called my dad a pussy when I was 5 while we were playing a fighting game on Nintendo. I had no idea what it meant but I heard my older brother say it to his friends.

You're the dad now


Turns out the pussy doesn't fall far from the tree. :(
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PatrickMahomes
09/30/19 11:15:26 PM
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I said crap once in like 3rd grade and got grounded
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Lost_All_Senses
09/30/19 11:16:42 PM
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Fuckboy
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inloveanddeath0
09/30/19 11:17:35 PM
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Bastard because I heard Yosemite Sam say dastardly and my brain switched the two for some reason. Got in trouble for something I didn't realize at that age
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Stagmar
09/30/19 11:39:47 PM
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Mosquito buggerer
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Kajagogo
09/30/19 11:45:19 PM
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Probably 'Hell'.
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Hummer 2
09/30/19 11:46:39 PM
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Accolon posted...
gris


lmao
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powerman1426
10/01/19 1:35:39 AM
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Butterfiles posted...
HotLap posted...
I called my dad a pussy when I was 5 while we were playing a fighting game on Nintendo. I had no idea what it meant but I heard my older brother say it to his friends.

You're the dad now

*Laughed at both of these*
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gunplagirl
10/01/19 1:49:31 AM
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Ving_Rhames
10/01/19 1:50:34 AM
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"Stupid ass dog!"

I was 6 and my dads friends dog jumped on me and knocked me over wanting to play.
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SableWolfAngel
10/01/19 1:51:26 AM
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powerman1426
10/01/19 1:53:06 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Does the c-word count?
If you had to censor it it counts

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Politics
10/01/19 1:56:47 AM
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I think the first one I learned was ass.

I remember the first time I said "fuck" in the 4th grade. A 5th grade that I still talk to on facebook sometimes told me about it and I wanted to test it. So my mom was driving me back from school and I dropped something on purpose and I was like "oh FUCK!!!"

My mom literally stepped on the breaks and lost her shit at me but I just lol'd. Good times.
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SableWolfAngel
10/01/19 5:19:00 AM
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powerman1426 posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Does the c-word count?
If you had to censor it it counts


Then I guess that's it. But at the same time, it's the only vulgar word I say.
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Monkhood
10/01/19 5:22:39 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
fuck if i remember

i c what u did ther
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Machete
10/01/19 6:36:06 AM
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when I was like 3, I said "aw, shit" because my parents let me eat dinner watching TV and the show ended before I finished eating
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MachineJaipur
10/01/19 6:52:03 AM
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Damn, probably.
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HANGtheDJ_86
10/01/19 7:09:43 AM
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One time I got in trouble for saying "orgasm" when I was tryng to say "organism".

Not sure about the first tho.
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