Current Events > INCELS- THIS FUCKING basic dude is getting married to Scarlett (Stacy) Johansson

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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 9:23:55 AM
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All of you think that SNL absolutely sucks at comedy.

Y0o02mL

THIS is the head writer for SNL for the past 5 years or so.

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If COLIN FUCKING JOST can get the one of the top Stacys in the world, then there's plenty of hope for the rest of you. I beg you, stop joining militias, and work on your personality and social skills.
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mach25687
10/01/19 9:26:13 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
All of you think that SNL absolutely sucks at comedy.

Y0o02mL

THIS is the head writer for SNL for the past 5 years or so.

u5BcVe3

If COLIN FUCKING JOST can get the one of the top Stacys in the world, then there's plenty of hope for the rest of you. I beg you, stop joining militias, and work on your personality and social skills.

Dude doesn't look half bad either.
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Were_Wyrm
10/01/19 9:28:28 AM
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You see that bulge down by his knee? That ain't a phone in his pocket...
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The Top Crusader
10/01/19 9:28:32 AM
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I mean statistically we'll all be married to ScarJo eventually.
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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 9:29:50 AM
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The Top Crusader posted...
I mean statistically we'll all be married to ScarJo eventually.

ScarJo is literally 9.99999 /10 among the female population.

Colin Jost, at most, is a 6-7/10.

According to Incels, she should have picked 1 million Chads before settling for an average man.

Incels are literally whining that they can't get 4.0 to 6.0s.
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MacDaMurderer
10/01/19 9:32:51 AM
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Colin Jost seems to be in decent shape and at least average good looks. Got plenty money, probably funny if hes writing on SNL.

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Monkhood
10/01/19 9:33:22 AM
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Literally some rich buff dude
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Jagr_68
10/01/19 9:34:06 AM
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That's not "basic" tho.
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awesome999
10/01/19 9:34:44 AM
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Monkhood posted...
Literally some rich buff dude

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Febrel
10/01/19 9:34:55 AM
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He's tall and rich bro.
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Sackgurl
10/01/19 9:35:33 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
Colin Jost, at most, is a 6-7/10.


um, no

Colin Jost is extremely attractive, what is wrong with you
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Kazi1212
10/01/19 9:36:46 AM
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awesome999 posted...
Monkhood posted...
Literally some rich buff dude

Febrel posted...
He's tall and rich bro.

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awesome999
10/01/19 9:37:00 AM
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Sackgurl posted...
lydiaquayle posted...
Colin Jost, at most, is a 6-7/10.


um, no

Colin Jost is extremely attractive, what is wrong with you

Literally the first pic on Google http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/606382/606382_v9_ba.jpg

TC has no case
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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 9:37:31 AM
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awesome999 posted...
Literally the first pic on Google http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/606382/606382_v9_ba.jpg

TC has no case

Dude, that's a fucking studio glamour shot.
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Lyrica
10/01/19 9:39:10 AM
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He's cute with a nice bod. I don't get the point of this topic.
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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 9:39:13 AM
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Febrel posted...
He's tall and rich bro.

There are plenty of incels who are as tall as him.

And he got rich, purely from his success in the industry.

According to right-wingers, he's a talentless unfunny hack.

So, according to Incel logic, he only got rich purely from hard work or sucking Lorne Michael's cock.
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Duncanwii
10/01/19 9:40:06 AM
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This guy has seen Scarlett Johansson naked. Something a normal man could only dream of

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/01/19 9:40:34 AM
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BBT is in purgatory, is this your only alt
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Kitt
10/01/19 9:40:38 AM
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What happened to all the good gimmick accounts?

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Solid Sonic
10/01/19 9:41:41 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
All of you think that SNL absolutely sucks at comedy.

Y0o02mL

THIS is the head writer for SNL for the past 5 years or so.

u5BcVe3

If COLIN FUCKING JOST can get the one of the top Stacys in the world, then there's plenty of hope for the rest of you. I beg you, stop joining militias, and work on your personality and social skills.

He looks like a chad, what are you rambling about?
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awesome999
10/01/19 9:42:20 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
awesome999 posted...
Literally the first pic on Google http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/606382/606382_v9_ba.jpg

TC has no case

Dude, that's a fucking studio glamour shot.

Here's my studio glamour shot

https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.2510122.1453755521!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620_330/image.jpg
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Sackgurl
10/01/19 9:42:39 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
Dude, that's a f***ing studio glamour shot.

are you actually pretending your initial post photos are representative of his real-world appearance

Conflict posted...
This is a really dumb topic, although that isn't uncharacteristic of Barezniah Boy Toy topics


this one seems like, extra stupid, because now he's criticizing people for doing the exact thing he did initially
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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 9:43:49 AM
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Sackgurl posted...
are you actually pretending your initial post photos are representative of his real-world appearance

Yeah, his non-studio, non-headshot photos are more representative of what he looks like.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/01/19 9:46:13 AM
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Kitt posted...
What happened to all the good gimmick accounts?

BBT tends to fly off the handle of food gimmicks when he's in purgatory
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Sackgurl
10/01/19 9:47:38 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
Yeah, his non-studio, non-headshot photos are more representative of what he looks like.


all of them? or just the ones you cherrypicked? let's be specific.
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creativerealms
10/01/19 9:54:08 AM
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Money can help you bag a woman but you will be cucked by Chad.

Monkhood posted...
Literally some rich buff dude

Yeah but while being tall is very important to incels so is the face. That's where he's lacking big time.
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Unite
10/01/19 9:55:06 AM
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Looks like a chad with 9 inches of confidence
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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 9:56:05 AM
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creativerealms posted...
Yeah but while being tall is very important to incels so is the face. That's where he's lacking big time.

He's not even that tall. Scarlett is 5 foot 3 inches. Jost is only 5 foot 10 inches. He's an average white guy height.
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KogaSteelfang
10/01/19 10:05:17 AM
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How many toes are on his left foot? Looks strange.
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awesome999
10/01/19 10:06:43 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
How many toes are on his left foot? Looks strange.

Found the foot fetishist
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KogaSteelfang
10/01/19 10:08:16 AM
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awesome999 posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
How many toes are on his left foot? Looks strange.

Found the foot fetishist

Not at all, I hate the way feet look. It just caught my attention.
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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 10:09:38 AM
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EIiza posted...
He actually is very attractive, rich, and probably funny. This is not surprising. ScarJo is an old harpy tho so he could do much better.

According to right-wingers, as head writer of SNL, Jost is a talentless hack.
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MacDaMurderer
10/01/19 10:10:04 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...


And he got rich, purely from his success in the industry.


he got rich by being successful. What a hot take.

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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 10:10:33 AM
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MacDaMurderer posted...
he got rich by being successful. What a hot take.

You can get rich and successful through other means besides hard work.
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awesome999
10/01/19 10:16:11 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
he got rich by being successful. What a hot take.

You can get rich and successful through other means besides hard work.

Rich, yes

Successful, no

And I'm ignoring the fact that you had nothing to say about my studio pic
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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 10:17:58 AM
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awesome999 posted...
Rich, yes
Successful, no

False. Some people skate by purely by talent or privilege.
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KogaSteelfang
10/01/19 10:18:08 AM
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Also, I'm not really sure what this is supposed to prove. Guy who is clearly better than me is living a better life. Go figure.
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OpenlyGator
10/01/19 10:20:43 AM
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Conflict posted...
This is a really dumb topic, although that isn't uncharacteristic of Barezniah Boy Toy topics

Looks like this one backfired lmao...
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Kraidette
10/01/19 11:34:32 AM
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ScarJo is a 7 at most.
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darkphoenix181
10/01/19 11:43:48 AM
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Scarjo is in her 30s and has kids.

Guys like Thor and his brother are looking for ladies in their 20s without kids like Miley Cyrus.

Is scarjo still hot? Ofc. But beauty fades and chads know this.

And the dude is rich, famous, etc.
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EvalAngell
10/01/19 11:47:10 AM
#43:


Duncanwii posted...
This guy has seen Scarlett Johansson naked. Something a normal man could only dream of


I'm a normal man and I've seen ScarJo naked too. She did a full frontal nude scene in the movie "Under the Skin." You see everything.
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MrKapowski
10/01/19 11:47:24 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Guys like Thor


He's married to Elsa Pataky dude
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Old NoiseTank
10/01/19 11:52:04 AM
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just an average white couple in their mid 30s. whats the issue here.
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lydiaquayle
10/01/19 11:55:40 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Guys like Thor and his brother are looking for ladies in their 20s without kids like Miley Cyrus.

That is his brother (aka 9/10 Chad).

Thor himself (aka 9.98/10 Super-Mega-Chad) is married to Elsa Pataky.
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BobanMarjanovic
10/01/19 11:57:27 AM
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Flopic
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Esrac
10/01/19 12:31:44 PM
#48:


lydiaquayle posted...
There are plenty of incels who are as tall as him.

And he got rich, purely from his success in the industry.

According to right-wingers, he's a talentless unfunny hack.

So, according to Incel logic, he only got rich purely from hard work or sucking Lorne Michael's cock.


You don't think sucking Lorne Michael's cock is hard work?

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Zikten
10/01/19 12:36:30 PM
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it would be more impressive if she married a nobody. these celebrities always only get with other celebrities or at least people in the industry, like this writer for SNL.

I'd be impressed if she married a normal guy that is just a manager at walmart or something
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lightwarrior78
10/01/19 12:45:04 PM
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TC is on multiple forums making every excuse for people not eating healthy, but then says there's no excuse for not getting a hot girl?

Troll, double standard, someone just complaining to complain? You decide.
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