Current Events > Girl before sex tells you she is on birth control, but is lying

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She ends up getting pregnant.

What would you do?

This happened to my brother's friend and since he didn't want a kid, he's been a lousy father. I worry about it too since one girl said the same thing to me right before.
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You put on a fucking condom so she doesn't get pregnant

like seriously, you'd have to be some special kind of stupid to fall for that
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thats why a man always wears a condom no matter what
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Not much to do at that point honestly. Just gotta take care of the kid.

I'd be worried about the mental health of the mother though. If she's crazy, I'd I guess look into getting custody?
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OP forgets females these days LOVE IT IN THE ANUS

remember that
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MC_BatCommander posted...

You put on a fucking condom so she doesn't get pregnant

like seriously, you'd have to be some special kind of stupid to fall for that

Sex is spontaneous sometimes, you won't always have a condom ready. Also, some girls outright say no condom.
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Thats why I always finish in the bottom
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emblem boy posted...

Not much to do at that point honestly. Just gotta take care of the kid.

I'd be worried about the mental health of the mother though. If she's crazy, I'd I guess look into getting custody?

Lol good luck with that.
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Vol2tex posted...

MC_BatCommander posted...

You put on a fucking condom so she doesn't get pregnant

like seriously, you'd have to be some special kind of stupid to fall for that

Sex is spontaneous sometimes, you won't always have a condom ready. Also, some girls outright say no condom.

Then she's not getting laid. End of fucking story.

Some random hookup isn't getting rawdogged.
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Vol2tex posted...

MC_BatCommander posted...

You put on a fucking condom so she doesn't get pregnant

like seriously, you'd have to be some special kind of stupid to fall for that

Sex is spontaneous sometimes, you won't always have a condom ready. Also, some girls outright say no condom.

lol dude I would run away from a chick if she refused to fuck with a condom, that is insane.
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Pull out and you don't have to worry. My wife and I have been doing the pull out method for 5 years. Only got pregnant once and that was the one time I didn't actually pull out.

Pull out method is actually quite effective. Even if I knew for a fact whoever I was with was on birth control I would still pull out...
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16-BITTER posted...

Imagine not pulling out

Imagine not giving the full 100%
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MC_BatCommander posted...

Vol2tex posted...

MC_BatCommander posted...

You put on a fucking condom so she doesn't get pregnant

like seriously, you'd have to be some special kind of stupid to fall for that

Sex is spontaneous sometimes, you won't always have a condom ready. Also, some girls outright say no condom.

lol dude I would run away from a chick if she refused to fuck with a condom, that is insane.

This happened to me once. It was spontaneous and right before she said "no condom".
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Why are y'all ignoring TC's actual question.

Yes, don't finish if you're not confident they're on birth control. Hell, I still use a condom or pull out despite my gf being on an implant birth control.
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Hello Maury?
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Tell her that I am not raising the kid and then critque the sexual experience.

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You have her get an abortion

It's a pretty f***ed up thing to do honestly, as you're f***** over both the man for life, and the child also.

And I question the mental state of any woman willing to do such a thing. I understand if we we're talking about a rich athlete or something as that would boost a woman from poverty to the top 20% overnight.

But otherwise if it marriage she was hoping for anyone built on such a lie is doomed to fail.

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everytime I was told that I still pulled out

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Prismsblade posted...

It's a pretty f***ed up thing to do honestly, as you're f***** over both the man for life, and the child also.

And I question the mental state of any woman willing to do such a thing. I understand if we we're talking about a rich athlete or something as that would boost a woman from poverty to the top 20% overnight.

But otherwise if it marriage she was hoping for anyone built on such a lie is doomed to fail.

Yeah I feel bad for his son.
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MC_BatCommander posted...

lol dude I would run away from a chick if she refused to fuck with a condom, that is insane.

This.

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Well, I'm never getting laid in this lifetime, so this isn't something I need to ever worry about.

But assuming some alternate timeline it goes like this;

1. Never done it in the first place without a condom.

2. If condom was defective, push for an abortion.

3. She chooses not to, call the cops to haul me off to prison because I'm never going to pay child support.

Stupid games, stupid prizes as the saying goes, at the point it only matters that we both suffer.
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Joeydollaz posted...

OP forgets females these days LOVE IT IN THE ANUS

remember that

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Skeeting on her ass is so much more satisfying

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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

Well, I'm never getting laid in this lifetime

With that attitude you won't.


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Kitt posted...

Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

Well, I'm never getting laid in this lifetime

With that attitude you won't.

Attitude has nothing to do with, I'm just wholely undesirable.

I'm just not bitter and sexist about it like those incel types are.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

Well, I'm never getting laid in this lifetime, so this isn't something I need to ever worry about.

But assuming some alternate timeline it goes like this;

1. Never done it in the first place without a condom.

2. If condom was defective, push for an abortion.

3. She chooses not to, call the cops to haul me off to prison because I'm never going to pay child support.

Stupid games, stupid prizes as the saying goes, at the point it only matters that we both suffer.

Moving to another country is also a option to avoid child support and jail if you're willing to give up your life as you know it along with leaving your friends and loved ones behind.

Either forever or until your child's mother dies becuase theres no statue of limitations on child support, lmao.

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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

Attitude has nothing to do with, I'm just wholely undesirable.

With that attitude you won't.

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Kitt posted...

Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

Attitude has nothing to do with, I'm just wholely undesirable.

With that attitude you won't.

Whatever.
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With the rise of STIs having raw sex unless in a long term relationship you're basically playing with fire.
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I'd take custody of the kid. I'd let her see the child as little as possible
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metallica846 posted...

I know a woman who was knocked up by a guy she was dating. He did the thing that he thought was the most honorable.

Fled back to Vietnam.

Dude has the game figured out

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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

Whatever.

Yep.

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Never, ever fucking believe she is on birth control if you just met. Wtf is wrong with some dudes? I'm 47 and remember many guys when I was younger wouldn't use condoms. They would rather take their chances with diseases and pregnancy. Idiots.

I remember one time after sex I fell asleep (yup, not just a stereotype) and woke up to the chick trying to get my, uh, baby gravy? out of the condom and into her. Literally got it out of the garbage. This was after she told me she was on birth control. Scared the fuck out of me and didn't trust women for a long time.

Some people are just fucking crazy
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BigDD67 posted...

Never, ever fucking believe she is on birth control if you just met. Wtf is wrong with some dudes? I'm 47 and remember many guys when I was younger wouldn't use condoms. They would rather take their chances with diseases and pregnancy. Idiots.

I remember one time after sex I fell asleep (yup, not just a stereotype) and woke up to the chick trying to get my, uh, baby gravy? out of the condom and into her. Literally got it out of the garbage. This was after she told me she was on birth control. Scared the fuck out of me and didn't trust women for a long time.

Some people are just fucking crazy

Wow she sounded insane
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DarkChozoGhost posted...

I'd take custody of the kid. I'd let her see the child as little as possible

Don't they usually side with the mother?
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Vol2tex posted...

Sex is spontaneous sometimes

v_v
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Be upset but still take care of the kid

Tho I'd still pull out unless I've seen her take bc

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If she can kill he can abandon. Her body her choice. His money his choice
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Medzzz posted...

If she can kill he can abandon. Her body her choice. His money his choice

That should be the case, yes

Medzzz posted...

If she can kill he can abandon. Her body her choice. His money his choice

Bodily autonomy and child support are two different issues bro

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I got a vasectomy so, I dunno. Sue my doctor?
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Blue_Dream87 posted...

Medzzz posted...

If she can kill he can abandon. Her body her choice. His money his choice

Bodily autonomy and child support are two different issues bro

I know. One is killing the other is abandonment
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Medzzz posted...

If she can kill he can abandon. Her body her choice. His money his choice

Thanks, Dave Chapelle.

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DarthAragorn posted...

Medzzz posted...

If she can kill he can abandon. Her body her choice. His money his choice

That should be the case, yes

Nah, that kid did nothing to deserve a shitty life other than be born to shitty parents. You're an adult, if you dont want kids take the proper precautions.

Funny bit though
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