Current Events > 1 million dollars. But every female you know gets a card with 5000 dollars in it

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 10/11/19 12:54:02 AM #1:	All females will be 16 or older so they have a reasonable understanding of how much it is. The card contains a note from you saying "I'm just a nice guy and want you to know how special you are" and also has a picture of you smiling in a three piece suit and a fedora holding a puppy. The clothes and hat will be well fitting and somewhat stylish. For the purpose of "know" it constitutes girls/women who you are friendly with. So yes, that includes Janice from accounting who says "woah, someone has a case of the Mondays" every fucking Monday at work. You must have contacted these girls/women in the past six months. So your childhood crush won't suddenly get your contact details and rush to marry you. Do you accept? Why or why not? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:928619200] in 1 million ... [t:78078221]...</cite> <quote>All females will be 16 or older so they have a reasonable understanding of how much it is. The card contains a note from you saying "I'm just a nice guy and want you to know how special you are" and also has a picture of you smiling in a three piece suit and a fedora holding a puppy. The clothes and hat will be well fitting and somewhat stylish. For the purpose of "know" it constitutes girls/women who you are friendly with. So yes, that includes Janice from accounting who says "woah, someone has a case of the Mondays" every fucking Monday at work. You must have contacted these girls/women in the past six months. So your childhood crush won't suddenly get your contact details and rush to marry you. Do you accept? Why or why not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 10/11/19 1:10:54 AM #2:	smh no way am I sending out a picture of myself in a fedora --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:928619631] in 1 million ... [t:78078221]...</cite> <quote>smh no way am I sending out a picture of myself in a fedora</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
action52 10/11/19 1:20:12 AM #3:	So I get a million dollars, and every woman I know gets $5000 too? Seems like an easy choice to me... --- Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise. <cite>action52 posted [p:928619839] in 1 million ... [t:78078221]...</cite> <quote>So I get a million dollars, and every woman I know gets $5000 too? Seems like an easy choice to me...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Proofpyros 10/11/19 1:21:38 AM #4:	Why say no? Even if I am humiliated, that's helping a lot of people <cite>Proofpyros posted [p:928619877] in 1 million ... [t:78078221]...</cite> <quote>Why say no? Even if I am humiliated, that's helping a lot of people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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