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KillerSlaw
10/11/19 7:02:22 PM
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All my friend kept telling me was his father in law wanted them to see some land that he was going to buy in Tenessee, so he was paying for them to stay down there for a weekend vacation.

He calls me today, bitching that the place is like redneck vegas, and that he hates it and that his father in law always does this and he's pissed cause he never gets a real vacation because he always gets tricked into visiting him.

He ends the phonecall saying he doesn't get why everyone is so obsessed with Dolly Parton in this town.

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I ask him if he is near Dollywood. He asks "What the hell is that?" and I'm like "It's like an amusement park Dolly Parton owns. I think she owns like most of the businesses in the town it's in too." I mostly know about it because my family went there before I was born with my sister and I always thought it was weird she has her own amusement park.

But yeah, apparently he's in the town it is in and had no idea it was a thing until I told him lol.
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iron jojo
10/11/19 7:47:06 PM
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Prime dolly parton is a goddess
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R1masher
10/11/19 7:48:28 PM
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Ever seen those areolas?
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MabusIncarnate
10/11/19 7:49:25 PM
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Yeah that's not the greatest part of Tennessee, lol.

I've met and talked to Dolly a few times for work related stuff, she's a lovely person. Not being sarcastic, she's actually a really friendly, approachable woman.
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iron jojo
10/11/19 7:50:36 PM
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R1masher posted...
Ever seen those areolas?

I'd love to
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CanuckCowboy
10/11/19 7:52:05 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah that's not the greatest part of Tennessee, lol.

I've met and talked to Dolly a few times for work related stuff, she's a lovely person. Not being sarcastic, she's actually a really friendly, approachable woman.


Ive always heard this too. I never spoke to her or met her myself but I met a lot of people who had back in my country station days.

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KillerSlaw
10/11/19 8:00:42 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah that's not the greatest part of Tennessee, lol.


I dunno, I'm seeing people say Dollywood is great on Trip Advisor so I think he's just being a debbie downer cause he's sick of having to take vacations around his wifes family.
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R1masher
10/11/19 8:02:28 PM
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iron jojo posted...
R1masher posted...
Ever seen those areolas?

I'd love to


https://www.google.com/
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MabusIncarnate
10/11/19 9:15:14 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah that's not the greatest part of Tennessee, lol.


I dunno, I'm seeing people say Dollywood is great on Trip Advisor so I think he's just being a debbie downer cause he's sick of having to take vacations around his wifes family.

Dollywood has a pretty good reputation, as far as a theme park is concerned. I have never been, but a lot of people tend to say they enjoy the experience there.
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