Poll of the Day > A vegan and a marine walk into a bar

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RedPixel
10/12/19 10:24:01 AM
#1:


Who tells you what they are first? - Results (10 votes)
Vegan
70% (7 votes)
7
Marine
30% (3 votes)
3


Edit: Shit I forgot to capitalize Marine in the topic title. Please don't semper fidelis my arsehole
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DocDelicious
10/12/19 10:36:39 AM
#2:


The Marine doesn't need to tell you, he's already wearing a t-shirt or hat, or has a bumper sticker on his car, that says he's a Marine.

Note that Marine is also interchangeable with Firefighter in this scenario. Doubly so if they're a volunteer.
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slacker03150
10/12/19 10:46:09 AM
#3:


The Marine. They ask for a veterans discount before the menu. The vegan looks at the menu first and then complains there is no vegan section.

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Miroku_of_Nite1
10/12/19 10:53:26 AM
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Who tells you what they are first?


The Marine if they're young or were only in a single enlistment is probably wearing something announcing their status as a Marine. But a older one or one who was in for a long time probably isn't. A vegan will bring up their status as a vegan at some point. So lets see...

The Marine you will probably know they are one if they want you to know it for whatever reason. But there is still the possibility you won't find out that night because they don't care.

A vegan will tell you if you talk to them most of the time.

So with a Marine there is the possibility you wont find out. But with a vegan you will find out if talked to.
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Fierce_Deity_08
10/12/19 11:01:42 AM
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The vegan will tell you and try to convert you.
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OniRonin
10/12/19 11:11:42 AM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
The vegan will tell you and try to convert you.

has this ever happened to you
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Lokarin
10/12/19 11:13:25 AM
#7:


what kinda dip just announces their opinion/position to strangers at dinner?
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BigDD67
10/12/19 11:19:56 AM
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Lol love it. Lokarin posted...
what kinda dip just announces their opinion/position to strangers at dinner?


A vegan and a marine, seriously
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Fierce_Deity_08
10/12/19 11:29:03 AM
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OniRonin posted...
Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
The vegan will tell you and try to convert you.

has this ever happened to you

Almost, but I ran away.
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reason
10/12/19 11:41:46 AM
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The joke is, "A vegan and a CrossFit member walk into a bar,....we know because they won't stop talking about it"
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