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For me it's cereal first then milk on top.

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First I pour the milk, into a cup, then throw the cereal into the trash can

Pour the milk in my mouth, then spit it into the cereal
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You guys are all crazy. Everyone knows that the real order is

Cereal

Then milk

THEN bowl
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1. Grab bowl
2. Put spoon in bowl
3. Pour cereal into bowl with spoon in it.
4. Squeeze pregnant Cambodian womans tittie directly over bowl with cereal and spoon in it
5. Clean up splash back
6. Enjoy
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Pour cereal into the bowl, but onky 1/3 of the way full. Then add milk just until the cereal floats. Then I add 1/3 more cereal and milk. Then the final 1/3 cereal and milk. If done correctly, the cereal will be flush with the lip of the bowl and the milk will have wetted the cereal evenly, creating a soft exterior and crunchy interior with every bite.
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I just pour the milk into the box.
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With a calculator.
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You guys are hilarious. <_<

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When I ate cereal, it was cereal first and then milk.
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I don't.

My cereal got soggy once when I was a kid and I never quite got over it. I have eaten my cereal dry ever since.
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Soggy_Pocket posted...

Pour cereal into the bowl, but onky 1/3 of the way full. Then add milk just until the cereal floats. Then I add 1/3 more cereal and milk. Then the final 1/3 cereal and milk. If done correctly, the cereal will be flush with the lip of the bowl and the milk will have wetted the cereal evenly, creating a soft exterior and crunchy interior with every bite.

Wait, why do you flush it before you can eat it
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CosmicShadows posted...

You guys are hilarious. <_<

You...wanted a serious topic out of how to pour cereal?
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I fill a mug with milk, and a second mug with cereal, then I simultaneously toss the contents of the mugs into the air so that i can catch them in a bowl at the same exact time
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I put the milk on the side, and use a dropper to get the perfect amount of milk in every bite

but for real I just dump the cereal in a bowl and pour milk over it
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I keep them separate and dip spoons of cereal into tge milk bowl.
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AlecSkorpio posted...

1. Grab bowl
2. Put spoon in bowl
3. Pour cereal into bowl with spoon in it.
4. Squeeze pregnant Cambodian womans tittie directly over bowl with cereal and spoon in it
5. Clean up splash back
6. Enjoy

Holy crap dude. This made me laugh hysterically at work. I work in an elementary school library

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Milk first

Cereal second
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I inject a couple mL of milk in each individual cereal with a tiny syringe

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FF_Redux posted...

I inject a couple mL of milk in each individual cereal with a tiny syringe

Where do you get cereal with softball-sized pieces?
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*attempts to close topic*. >_>

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DevsBro posted...

Where do you get cereal with softball-sized pieces?

What? Do you even know how little a milliliter is?

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FF_Redux posted...

DevsBro posted...

Where do you get cereal with softball-sized pieces?

What? Do you even know how little a milliliter is?

Yeah. It certainly won't fit into a Rice Krispie. Let alone "a couple".
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I once set up a fondue fountain with milk, and soaked the pieces in it individually. It was a transcendent experience.
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What you gotta do is fill the bowl about halfway with cereal, then use your milk knife to fill it about 3/5 of the way with milk. Then you put the rest of the cereal in, and throw the remaining 2/5 of milk in the trash
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I start with dry cereal, and each time I put a spoonful in my mouth, I take a swig of milk, kinda like how you take a pill with water.
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I put the entire box of cereal and a half gallon of milk into a big pitcher and keep that in my fridge and just pour that out into a bowl so I don't have to waste time mixing it up every morning.
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I pick up the box/bag of cereal and pour it into my mouth, then drink milk straight from the jug.
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i don't, sure as hell ain't looking to eat any soggy cheerios.
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