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UnfairRepresent
10/15/19 2:45:38 PM
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Your girlfriend has been away for a while for work in Ireland but phones you and says "I know I haven't been around much lately But I think I found a good way to make it up to you babe."

Then you receive a file from her and open it to discover it Is an E-book of The New Testament In Modern English

"Umm... The new test-....modern English...right.. thanks?" you say in confusion

"Wait if you..... that means..... Oh no! Father Black!" she exclaims in a sudden shocked shout

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/15/19 2:46:27 PM
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ah going for the stereotypes I see

good try but still a repeat of what you posted three months ago
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ChrisTaka
10/15/19 3:25:49 PM
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Hol up, if she was gone who'd she make the porno with?
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/19 3:29:32 PM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Hol up, if she was gone who'd she make the porno with?


.....Herself dude....

You do know sex isn't just about the guy getting off right?
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ChrisTaka
10/15/19 3:32:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ChrisTaka posted...
Hol up, if she was gone who'd she make the porno with?


.....Herself dude....

You do know sex isn't just about the guy getting off right?



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AdmiralStiff
10/15/19 3:34:06 PM
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She is not underage, nothing to worry about
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Panthera
10/15/19 3:51:01 PM
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I'm single and don't know any priests so I'd be pretty damn confused by the whole scenario
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V-E-G-Y-
10/15/19 3:56:51 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
10/15/19 3:58:14 PM
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Id hate to have to have an awkward conversation before I blow him :/
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Pogo_Marimo
10/15/19 4:02:48 PM
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That's pretty hot.

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Smashingpmkns
10/15/19 4:04:18 PM
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Why does my girlfriend have a priests cellphone number
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Pogo_Marimo
10/15/19 4:12:28 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Why does my girlfriend have a priests cellphone number
She was sending him the New Testament Modern English digital bible.

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JE19426
10/15/19 4:14:13 PM
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I'd try my best not to laugh about it, but I'd likely fail.
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/19 4:16:42 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Why does my girlfriend have a priests cellphone number

The same reason anyone has anyone's phone number

They know each other
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garan
10/15/19 4:20:38 PM
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Panthera posted...
I'm single and don't know any priests so I'd be pretty damn confused by the whole scenario


Yeah me too, but that's par for the course when TC posts these things.
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UnfairRepresent
10/16/19 4:04:19 AM
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Panthera posted...
I'm single and don't know any priests so I'd be pretty damn confused by the whole scenario

It's a hypothetical scenario
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Aristoph
10/16/19 4:15:06 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"Wait if you..... that means..... Oh no! Father Black!" she exclaims in a sudden shocked shout


Why he gotta be black?
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UnfairRepresent
10/16/19 1:28:47 PM
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Aristoph posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
"Wait if you..... that means..... Oh no! Father Black!" she exclaims in a sudden shocked shout


Why he gotta be black?

Hes not black, his name is Black
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ChrisTaka
10/16/19 2:05:38 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Aristoph posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
"Wait if you..... that means..... Oh no! Father Black!" she exclaims in a sudden shocked shout


Why he gotta be black?

Hes not black, his name is Black


Why would his name be Black if he's not black?
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