Current Events > If you're a non-Spider critter, you have no rights in my home.

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Sorry but Spiders are the only things that aren't kill on sight in dis here abode you little cricket shits are much better off taking your chances outside.

Never mind that you just come in, get stuck, and then chirp at a wall because you realized the cricket girl you wanted was actually outside (you know, where they're most likely to be) until I brutalize you anyway.

Spiders tho? Long as you aint in my bed or in my shower we coo
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Okaaay, we got ourselves a badass over here killing defenseless crickets.
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