Poll of the Day > Dude in front of Wal-Mart in a scooter that can walk wants me to call him a cab.

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GrimCyclone
10/22/19 1:56:31 AM
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Wow. $25 plus dollars just like that, huh?
My spidey senses went on alert a bit.

Thoughts?
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Mead
10/22/19 2:29:34 AM
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Holy shit he has a scooter that can walk?!
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zebatov
10/22/19 2:31:37 AM
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English.
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Sarcasthma
10/22/19 2:31:44 AM
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Mead posted...
Holy shit he has a scooter that can walk?!

The future's amazing.
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GrimCyclone
10/22/19 2:36:06 AM
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Mead posted...
Holy shit he has a scooter that can walk?!

Sorry, my brain must've fell down a black hole. I'm jet-lagged in Phoenix.
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Metalsonic66
10/22/19 3:30:51 AM
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He wanted you to pay 25 bucks for a cab for him?

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captpackrat
10/22/19 6:08:33 AM
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"You're a cab!"
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Sarcasthma
10/22/19 6:20:00 AM
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captpackrat posted...
"You're a cab!"

Now make me a sandwich!
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rexcrk
10/22/19 7:04:04 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
He wanted you to pay 25 bucks for a cab for him?

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GrimCyclone
10/22/19 7:10:08 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Metalsonic66 posted...
He wanted you to pay 25 bucks for a cab for him?

I asked him if he asked anyone inside to make the call and he said they werent helping him. I said sure they will, I'll go ask. And he stopped me and said he needed fare. Fare here in myrtle beach is 15-35 for uber depending on where you wanna go. So I figured a cab was the same
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EvilMegas
10/22/19 7:21:43 AM
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captpackrat posted...
"You're a cab!"

Underrated post
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rexcrk
10/22/19 7:35:33 AM
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GrimCyclone posted...
rexcrk posted...
Metalsonic66 posted...
He wanted you to pay 25 bucks for a cab for him?

I asked him if he asked anyone inside to make the call and he said they werent helping him. I said sure they will, I'll go ask. And he stopped me and said he needed fare. Fare here in myrtle beach is 15-35 for uber depending on where you wanna go. So I figured a cab was the same

No, the iffy part was a stranger asking you to pay for him.
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GrimCyclone
10/22/19 8:44:22 AM
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Well, I'm guessing he was a beggar. Looked like one. I've seen that tactic before. It's just shocking because asking someone for cab fare and to call it is a big favor. It's not like he was my drinking buddy at a bar and I called a cab for him and paid the driver. I've actually done that too. Some of the worse nights I've had. Fucking $300 bar night bills.

Anyway, yeah... a total stranger just wanting that seemed super fucking excessive when there had been and are people all around him.

I guess if I was rich I would've done it.

In any case. At the time I had bad vibes about it but I think it was just me overthinking it. The guy probably just wanted exactly that.
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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 9:42:07 AM
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Should have tipped his ass over.
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Sarcasthma
10/22/19 9:43:19 AM
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Noop_Noop posted...
Should have tipped his ass over.

Yeah, but his scooter can walk, so...
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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 9:45:08 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Noop_Noop posted...
Should have tipped his ass over.

Yeah, but his scooter can walk, so...


What is he/it gonna do, chase you?
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EvilMegas
10/22/19 9:46:24 AM
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Noop_Noop posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Noop_Noop posted...
Should have tipped his ass over.

Yeah, but his scooter can walk, so...


What is he/it gonna do, chase you?

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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 9:54:12 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
Noop_Noop posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Noop_Noop posted...
Should have tipped his ass over.

Yeah, but his scooter can walk, so...


What is he/it gonna do, chase you?

https://images.app.goo.gl/vtEEE1RXkHiHqnwq9


Was that supposed to be funny
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EvilMegas
10/22/19 9:58:02 AM
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It would have been if I wasn't lazy and made it a direct link.
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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 9:59:56 AM
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Sure it would have
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EvilMegas
10/22/19 10:02:47 AM
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Are you okay, I'm worried about you.
@Noop_Noop
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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 10:14:22 AM
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Why in the fuck would you tag me for that?

Look bro, I'm sorry you tried to be funny. You shouldn't do that.
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EvilMegas
10/22/19 10:20:23 AM
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I'm just worried. You seem on edge today and I just want you to know, I'm here of you need me.
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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 10:23:30 AM
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Auto fill response inc.

EvilMegas posted...
just


Just like a little bit more of the time I think I can do that for you guys are not allowed in this situation because I have no reason not to.
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SunWuKung420
10/22/19 10:42:32 AM
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Suggesting to tip over a person isn't a funny.

Posting the metal gear scooter is funny. That thing is dangerous.
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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 11:09:52 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Suggesting to tip over a person isn't a funny.

Posting the metal gear scooter is funny. That thing is dangerous.


Looks like you've got the sunny seal of approval bro. That's for sure something to be proud of.
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EvilMegas
10/22/19 11:27:43 AM
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He's just trying to help you understand.
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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 11:49:49 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
He's just trying to help you understand.


Yes. Sunny is trying to explain why you're funny. That's the level you're on right now.
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EvilMegas
10/22/19 11:50:43 AM
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You'll accept us one day. One day.
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SunWuKung420
10/22/19 12:12:00 PM
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Schmen failing to realize his lack of a humorous bone. Figures.
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EvilMegas
10/22/19 12:14:13 PM
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Oh, is that who that is? Man, all these alts are crazy.

I can't believe you would be so mean to me after we played civ that one time.
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Noop_Noop
10/22/19 12:27:54 PM
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I was mean to you when we played civ that one time though
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